₦airaland Forum

hasmuz:
You nailed it bro! So true......
Nairaland is another planet on its own

And......make I add one rule again

9. There are some people here on Nairaland that always get FP no matter what e.g Tosyne,2much and our Oga Lala

Bros wetin dey happen here ?

DjAndroid:
Don't mind them, their thread always make FP no matter how silly it is.

redcliff:
Tosyne,2much works for vanguard now?

This was not written by me

Maryalex1805:
No be the youths fault...some pastors know all the slangs people use in extorting money

Hahaha


My hand no dey dis one oooooo

funmijoyb:
I always see ur big big english along with tosyne2much. Welldone.

Seriously ?


Are you implying Tosyne also uses big words ?

darkenedrebel:
Dagrin{RIP}
Notorious B.I.G{RIP}
Eminem
& Big-L



Yes we do brother!

lemme speak on the rapping aspect now- Nigerian rappers should stop trying so hard to copy the Americans. if you don't have the talent or wits to write- please venture into fish-farming or learn the trade of your ancestors instead of ruining the genre & culture

be original,hard-working & creative.

I believe that if we can change the mindset of youths going into music nowadays for the sole purpose of making money- then i think we stand a chance..

talents like Asa are really scarce these days

The bolded


Bwahahahaha roflwkmd

cherryice:
They are life destroyers. Girls out there, dont take any fella who says this serious.


I dunno much. I really dont keep too intouch with naija news.. Pardon me

They frustrated offline and so come on here to cool off. Dont ignore such people, bully them back. Cos if you ignore, they might just kill themeselves owing to the fact that they lack attention both online and offline. Dont make them feel useless.

Well answered


I love that

darkenedrebel:
don't crucify her..she's a chorister in a deeper life church & Pastor Kumuyi's special adviser

MhizDeedy:
Lol ahan han big daddy is nuh me that wrote that ooh,, is nuh me ooh

So you have started doing what I'm thinking ?

dat5starguy:
Those who make up for their lack of offering by dancing wildly..

Hahahaha roflwkmd


This is funny but true

nachious:
even you the op is guity of all these offence. If not how did you know? That you give big offering does not make it acceptable b4 god. Before you start judging others action, first look at your self inwardly. Only God is a perfect judge. 4 Information dnt go to church and be looking for people who to critisize thier actions, leave it to god alone. Even the woman in d bible that gave the least offering, is the one jesus recomended most, is a aheart thing. The person with a pure heart that did not give today may tomorrow give more than those who give. Finally only God is the perfect judge and rewarder. Tanks for reminding us. Happy sunday@ tosyn

MhizDeedy:
Ok well I never tot of being kissed then, I never imagined it. So I had a male friend he was interested in me but he was friendzoned, he was a class ahead of me, so I went to his house with a friend for some project stuffs, so we met some of his friends dere. After gistin nd others, dy left. So I was alone with him, then he held my hand my heart started beating fast , so I stood up to sit smwer. He later came to meet me den we were watching smtin, all of a sudden he kissed me . I was startled, av never done anytin like that before. After smtym we began to flow m a fast learner nau

Did you type that ? You really disappointed me

Nickymezor:
leave ke? I hv bin around oo, guess u were busy doing ya tins .Me no exist again fr ur lexicon

jaymejate:
Guy you no add one thing.
Na we wey no get offering de dance most with the whole body and trowey eyes wen de bring the offering bag.
Make God help us shaa

Roflwkmd

Tobilexy:
that was how my partners #1000 actually dropped from his pocket without him knowing,I picked it for him and insisted that why not pay it as offering, he thought it was why money, he thanked me and paid it, afterwards I told him the money fell from his pocket. U need to see his countenance

Bwhahahaha roflwkmd

Pepper almost comot for my nose

Nickymezor:
yes nw, bfr nko

where have you been ? You just went on sudden leave


I have just been searching for you everywehere

Nickymezor:
Lolz... nice one OP, tho I no dey guilty of any sha.

Are you sure you aint guilty ?

Richydos:
@ op... Did u happen to see me today U seriously got me feeling sinful now,,,, had a thousand with me n no small denomination thus no offering

Haha


Don't mind me jawe

Camby:
Is it a must I give offering?

Abi na church dey feed me ni?I don't feel anyhow jawe,when I have I give,it shouldn't be a compulsory ish

cherryice:
questns wt big grammar I no go school o

I hope you haven't forgotten ? 6pm tins

XavierBlue:
tosyne baba. You correct.
10. Those that will borrow you money to give for offering. I once sat near a guy, when offering time came, i heard him say.
" brethren pls lend me #50, am with #1000 i don't have change, ill give you after service"



XavierBlue

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Baba, you no lie at all

sunsewa:
No be Church u dey go,na amebo and looku looku u dey go do.

emusmith:
Very funny...

10. Those drummer guys that when the ushers are passing the basket will just nod their heads as if they've dropped it before... Just because their hands are busy.

11. The girl that will fold the money so tight so noone will see the #20 she is holding.

12. The guy that comes after the offering time on purpose.

Number 10... Hahahaha roflwkmd


U got me cracking hard