₦airaland Forum

SpeedyConnect:
Lie

The words should be used separately


I went to the extreme of the mountain


I went to the end of the street



Just as still yet cannot be used together

DonaldGenes:
It takes a thief to catch a thief

Hahaha

Na true sha

Dubemkelly:
That wasn't any blunder..."extreme end is actually right" kindly check ur dictionary and see its uses

ChiSun27:
God sef don catch u...


It is....after the Queen....and not after Queen...

Hahahaha

RapLawd:
I know you will do,


You're Great and one of the versatile members I've seen on this forum (don't get pissed off by that word )...you're the reason I've visiting this section of the forum...

ooooh thanks bro

INTROVERT:
NAIRALAND professors like correcting bashing.

We have many acclaimed English professors on the forum here

Minet16:
which i saw with my EYES wide open... well i was just saying "this Tosyne2much own don 2 much sef, i must catch am" which i gladly did.



@ MINET16

Hehehe


Bad guy

XwhY:
It was in my Secondary school days, the assistant class captain (female) asked me 'how old are you'. I wanted to be sure of what she asked of and I said ' how old are me?' She just started laughing out @ me and repeating it so other student can hear. ...English suffer me those days...

Hahahahahaha



This is hilarious

zobasky24k:
Can't forget my time at unn..we use to watch ball at d common room..na there u go here all kinds of grammatical bomb...one guy ,a Chelsea fan once made a remark about drogba.....ND I quote "I love drogba..he is such a prolific striker. He scored 3 goals in one MATCHES... ND I can't forget my very good friend uc ...he also made a remark abt d best student in their class...ND I quote him.."emeka is such an astounding student..he dosnt come to class yet he always comes out on top,I don't know how he DO it..

Hahahahahaha roflwkmd


I don use laf wake ppl here oooo

piicity:
I remember when i joined nl and i post topic without reading rule and they called me daughter of mama peace

That's the nature of the forum bro

RapLawd:
Few but not all, I don't dislike you cus I even went ahead to say that you're a good person, why i has to make out my point is that, he is now a contestant along with others,what ever he says, both fake and real will have an effect on other contestants, directly or indirectly,to me, that statement of yours was quoted at the wrong time, does it mean that no other answer of yours will be enough to make his point towards you?, cus if others don't feel This as irritating, I really do sang m and that's why I said my mind instead of keeping quite... thanks anyway!!!




#OneLove!!!

RapLawd:
Is that how best you see or perceive hypocrisy?



Mr Nairaland doesn't fully require a perfect personal, it do not request for someone who can't change from his past, cus no one's past is v righteous except that of God -he's not to be blamed.

Seeing lions act like a sheep in times of discipline doesn't term it a coward or hypocrite or a deceitful animal in it pure term, it only means that he can accept the nature of truth and is willing to undergo a change to represent and be truthful...



So seeing other contestants (Probably I or someone else )turn saints in cause of this grand contest, doesn't in it's pure nature makes him a hypocrite like you said, tell, me, if you can't change your negative attitude in critical moment like this, when will ya? ? In times that no one cares?, of cause whomever can change from bad to good (not a deceitful one ),deserves to be called a hero of change -A positive CHANGE!!!....


So as far as I can observe and my insight into the contest so far, no one has a color of a hypocrisy in his garment all in a bid to become Mr Nairaland,we all changes our attitude at many times, what matters is it the right and genuine transplation not a fake counter!...



Shalom...



Cc

Tosyne2Much

Ayima:
THIS IS WHAT actually make me like you!!!!!!



What is your edge over others as a
contestant? How could you convince the
audience and the board of judges that you
deserve the title?
I think I have an edge and I deserve the
title because I'm not an hypocrite, not
even this contest will make me become
one. I will still go angry if you step on
my toes even during this contest
(yesterday, a guy insulted me simply
because I shared my views on a thread
and I flared up in anger). Most
contestants who were lions are now as
calm as a sheep because they want to
win

Oooooh thanks broda

Ayima:
tosyne2much, ogar i like you die.

Oooh seriously ?


Why u talk so bro ?

VictoriaBee:
Can one really commit a grammatical blunder in his/her native language except wrong pronunciation of words?

Chrisx1x:
I have never did such mistake in my life.am serious

Oga u sef don fuccck up ooooo


It's done not did


*Past participle*

Omotayor123:
Untop all the proof reading.....



You bad oooooo. Tosin another Gbagaun recorded...

haahahahhahaha
Obviously it's a typo

chowlade:
My threads has reached d front page three times before i noticed i had commited huge grammatical blunders. who can still remember?

Na dis one dey pain pass


Most times, I start seeing my errors the moment my threads get to the HQ when modification cannot be made

Minet16:
and I being a type of person that is
allergic to loud noises was uncomfortable with the
terrifying loud noise that one could burst one's
eardrums

Guy i cleaned "one" for you... you were not supposed to use it.

The whole place went silent and I was very happy
my player was answered.


dude its prayers not PLAYERS



come tosyne2much what's with all this your blunders na?? in fact, WHICH FACULTY YOU DE??

Hahahahahahaha roflwkmd oga calm down

Aspiregreat:
No, I always speak queens English........

God don catch you today :


The q should be in capital letter


It's supposed to be Queen's English not queens English


More so, you omitted an apostrophe (') after Queen

Dotwillis1:
Nah!

Lol...he will always v something to say. Tho, he doesn't sound like someone who z gon' commit a grammatical blunder. Kpele

Hahahahahahaha



Is that what you think ?

valmunich:
I'm pretty sure OP must've screened and proofread this discourse quite meticulously to avoid further 'stories'

Hahahahahahaha roflwkmd lmao


As in ehn !!!!


This is a delicate write-up you know

In Nigeria, wrong use of grammar is an epidemic that may bring forth humiliation. However, in this era, one may commit grammatical blunders in his/her native language and people will care less about your mistakes, but when it comes to English Language, it's apparently being frowned upon and it may bring forth travesty and humiliation

Many at times when one make mistakes, instead of the encoders to humbly correct one's mistakes, they would rather use your grammar as a weapon to mouth thrash you just to show superiority or show their fluency in English Language

I can confidently say that no matter how you completely immerse yourself in the language, it will never change the fact that no one is barely flawless when it comes to speaking good English. However, one does not necessarily have to be grammatically deficient before committing blunders. That is, no matter how cautious you are with your grammar and pronunciations, you may still find yourself in a situation when you will use your tenses wrongly especially when you are is in a state of anxiety, anger, impatience and fear

I know you might have one point in time wrongly used your tenses in a job interview, classroom, church, mosque, football field and so on

*Lemme keep the ball rolling*

I happened to watch the Champions League final (Barcelona Vs Juventus) at the school hostel common room, which is always a noisy place during football matches; and I being a type of person that is allergic to loud noises was uncomfortable with the terrifying loud noises that could damage one's eardrums

It got to a point that I could not tolerate the loud noises any longer and I couldn't but shout at the top of my voice just to keep them silent. Out of anger, I said "Why are you all shouting like a children" hmmmmm !!!

The whole place went silent and I was very happy my prayer was answered. After a few seconds, a dude (Juventus supporter) said "now that we are no longer shouting like a children, are you happy now ? Immediately, all I could hear was spontaneous chorus of laughter.

Ooooboi, everybody burst into laughter and the most annoying part was that, a dude added, "guy abeg which department u dey ?

At that instance, I was praying for the ground to save me from this mess by opening and swallow me up.

When the half time whistle was blown, I ran for my dear life and never returned for the second half


Nairalanders, please share your experiences

Have fun

oyin17:
Virgin tosyne

Hahahaha

Seriously, you gat me laughing

Ladycloud:
well.. even after all these things r ratified... doesn't still guarantee them tho ...

ahn ahn !!



U ar wicked

confistified:
but u wicked sha abeg dey ask dis kind questions wen dey make people choose sides sharp sharp

Be like say na wetin sure pass be dat

kcsteve83:
U really think pple shld learn english frm u?
'Small boys does dat'

Professor, the word English should start with a capital letter "E"... it's English not english



You should be more concerned about working on your English before teaching others

Mhizkel:
Noted!

noted too

confistified:
tosim walahi ur head dey dere....... Time to no my candidates nw

Hehehehe

Tolzeal:
Hae bruh...Howdy??

Hey biggest boss

Hailing be unto you