₦airaland Forum

haywire1:
Too dry jare
Competition spirit is down, organizers one-sided


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Lamispaco:
1) Well Ma'am the Guy is still a V

2)Elemetary school at CREM international school 1999-2005
Secondary school at Offa Grammar School 2005-2011
Tertiary education--University of Ilorin 2012-2016.

3) Can't forget the day I had a loud fart in the class,the fart was meant to come out silent though,then a friend pushed me and I mistakenly let it out.

Hahaha

iamkingzlee:
No. I haven't.

jayhans:
1.As the saying goes never judge a book by its cover. Yes appearance can be and has always been deceptive. It even stretches as far back as creation. The forbidden fruit of eden as we all know was so goodlooking and attractive that Eve couldnt help but take a bite..NOT ALL NICE LOOKING DISHES TASTE GOOD.

2.Physical appearance is not very important.. if it were to be looks that brings success the likes of Bill gates wont have made it.. ..looks only appeal to those who know not what life is all about.

3.I would go for intelligience because a great IQ covers up for looks.

4. Nigeria is a better place than it was ten years ago ... put aside the security challenges. we have grown in other areas for example in information technology we are beginning to compete with the rest of the world. Almost every kid today owns a mobile fone thereby increasing access to internet which is a platform for learning. wich was not possible 10yrs ago.

5. something unique about my darlin country Nigeria that no other country has is her citizens... reason because Nigerians are hardworking people, the are survivors. I always say this. if one can survive in Nigeria then he can survive anywhr in the world

This is wonderful


Thumbs up

Lamispaco:
My name is Oyeniyi Olamide Olawale

Date of Birth---17 November 1994

Place of Birth---Offa, kwara state

State of Origin---Kwara State

Relationship Status---Single,but searching...*winks.

Religion--Christianity

Don't know why many of the contestants are single and searching


Ladies, please keep eyes on these single dudes

Omotayor123:
Bad combination @food

Good evening everyone

Welcome to another edition of Mr. Nairaland 2015 Interview Sessions

Today, I am anchoring this evening's edition. Hosting this interview with me are Mhizkel, Midehi and Mizmycoli

Without wasting time, our contestants to be interviewed are Lamispaco, Iamkingzlee, Jayhans, Tomfrench, Kizmarty, and Warriboy21

These dudes are so handsome that I can't but check their pictures by regular intervals. I just hope their handsomeness compliments their brains, because during an interview like this, the breeze will expose the anus of the fowl throwing some of the contestants into a state of discombubation

This is how it will be conducted

6:00pm is kickoff time and then we'll have Mhizkel on stage asking the contestants
questions till 6:15pm.

From 6:16pm, Midehi will take over till 6:30

Once Midehi is done with the contestants,

MizMyColi (the mother of Epistle) will climb on stage and will start throwing questions from 6:31pm till 6:45; after which the floor will be open to the audience for whatever questions they might have for the contestants

Now let's sit down, relax and enjoy this edition

Before we kickoff

This is to serve a note of warning that any form of campaign in which supporters disparage one another by ridiculing or bullying the contestants for voicing their opinions will not be tolerated and ban may follow suite, so please let's maintain a level of maturity and dignified propriety of conduct in our manner of speech as we are no longer kids

Shall we meet our contestants ?

*Grabs yoyo bitter and sausage roll *


Shout out to our Law Enforcement Agents who are here to avoid violation of rules

Cc:
Ishilove
Farano
Rocktation

Jollyjoy:
Am nt suprised! Mature and responsible guys should nt be wasting time and energy on something that wouldn't add anytin to their welfare. Between, this year guys are nt that attractive compare to last year own..

Omotayor123:
Moshood Abiola Polytechnic....

Omotayor123:

Esdb3:
Is it egocentricity or pride? I have not seen one single girl comment with 'vote so so for mr Nairaland". Yet, when it was miss NL competition, even the guests on NL knew something was on with the level of campaign that was rallied for them.

Boys campaigned for girls and are still doing for themselves. It is annoying and ridiculous. They parade NL like it is a privilege to have them here.


#Boys you better add some levels to this shiii and stop drooling over 'em.

Karleb:
How exactly are you gonna show me?

Omotayor123:
Obviously, it's because they are Dirty...





The Guys for my Villa in school go dey borrow perfume & Air freshener when Bae dey come visit.


Them go Arrange bed & Everything for room finish come lock door And sit outside to wait for her...



Baddest Nigga #

henribj:
very very nonsensical and stupendous topic... so really you call yourself a man and then you keep your room or apartment untidy? and then your woman is coming around and you do not have the decency and respect to tidy up before she arrives? hoping she will come and do it for you? "smh" i piry your situation.

Bros easy oooo

Mcbussy:
Lolz... U guys should cut d op some slack.

Although I can't tell if the observation is totally valid, but I think I get his point... If a girl puts on matching under garments, there's a slight chance that she's expecting d guy to see what's underneath.

Except if it's normal habit for her to always put on matching undies....this is highly unlikely for naija girls.

Lemme learn from the professors

Beesluv:
Orisirisi threads

lekinz:
I love this babe ... Tosyne.2much, ave finally seen a babe Ooooh ...
Madam, Kindly join the moving train ... Jah bless
#TeamLekinz

Send her pm mooo see if she go reply

Tomfrench:
Thanks bro....all the best!!

You will be on the hot seat tomorrow

lekinz:
Will that be all for now

Bro, I love you


No-homo

lekinz:
Thank You
1. Am 18, **Covers face** I hail from Ogun state,
2. I've always loved beauty contest right from Adam, I feel deeply in love with it when Naijaboiy won Mr. Nairaland, he ain't the best candidate but he's got many unique characteristics, he's humble, cool , brainy.. I can't say it all. In a nut shell, his top notch attitude motivated me
3. My monicker answers that
4. She's not educated, so will explain in my mother's tongue..' Iya agba, Nairaland je agbekale nla kan lati owo Seun, Awon eniyan to ni opolo kun ibe, awon eniyan ti ko wopo, ti e ba nwa iroyin to gureke, Nairaland ni e o ti ri... Someone should help me translate
5. ante meridian and post meridian
6. What's do-over ??...
7. Am still a virgin

Slow internet

This is lovely


Respect bro