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Missmossy:
Lol, this is where my privacy comes in

Non virgin ladies be like, it's my privacy

wristwatch:
Well said brother. Atimes I see this moniker on my thread bashing me for no reason. This is nairaland, home of fun not home of e wars and bashing. If some one is indifferent about a thread, make a diplomatic view instead of outrageously condemning the person.

Missmossy:
Hahahaha i can't fit to laugh Tosyne2much creating funny threads every now and then, the ministry is moving forward.

Hahaha no mind Tosyne2much jawe

Oyah go through the list and tell me where you belong

farano:

Blackett:
[color=#150000]Could you pls post the links of such threads pls? You can't just make some simplistic claims without having proof to back it up, don't you think?

Who the fvck are you to tell me what threads I should not post my opinions on?

Who the flying fvck are you for me to avoid you? Lol. Get your head out of your fvcking ass. . . I look at headings of threads and post my comments. I don't give a _shit about who created it. . .
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Blackett:
[color=#150000]All I see is rubbish. . .

A personal choice cannot be categorized. [/color]

Psalmwise:
Nawa oo u dn even turn list maker


Oya make list for ten types of pussies

i want tpo knw ow i wud handle each

Frankenstein:
Make a list for guys too, Tosyne2much. I wanna know where I belong.

I will do something about it

Psalmwise:






Shuo.........i hail una oooo

Baba na so jawe

Mhizizzy:
checks thread for my own category

Wooooow !!!

Are you implying you are still a virgin ?

Psalmwise:
u dis boi called tosyn sha....
You will always find one 10 types to talk about


Naw its ten types of virgin

Mayb the next one wud be then types of hymen....or betterstill ten types of kissers

hmmmmm

sulmeza:
Lol...nt a bad list...i dnt quite agree wit u on sum points sa.....

Some bashings are incomin...4 u @tosyn...xpect dat

Dem go bash na but who send them ?

Me I no dey look Uche face oooo

Vickybee:
Proudly the wedding night virgin - I and my boyfriend.

quivah:
11. the curious virgin; knows a lot about s.ex than some pros, thanks to Google!

the hypocrite

Hahahahaha

falconey:
WONDERFUL!

Oyah do the needful on my write-up

No matter how ladies pretend about hating sex, they fantacize about it, they wait for it; and look for it because all humans are born with primal sex urge.

This is because in today's progressive society, ladies are scorned for their choices especially when it comes to keeping their virginity, therefore, they all pretend (both virgins and non virgins) they are not interested in sex at all.

Don't tongue lash me cos I'm not trying to say that every virgin wants to get laid, but as a general rule, the point is that sexual urge for intimacy is a respecter of nobody (be ye a Pastor, an Alfa, and even Seun Osewa who is known as an S.U ) Seun abeg no ban me oooooo, na joke I dey joke ooooo

Having said all that, let's get to business


10 Categories Of Female Virgins

1. The "Reborn Babes"
These ones aren't really biological virgins but are virgins because they have given their lives to Christ. Just like a sinner who gives his/her life to christ (old things are past away )

2. The Ugly Babe
This one lacks opportunity because of her ugliness and poor taste in fashion. Though beauty does not in any way have anything to do with a lady being a virgin, but research and sampling has shown that when a lady is extremely ugly and has poor taste in fashion, she's likely to be a virgin because she's most likely to have few or no male suitors (this ascertion is open to criticism anyway

3. The Wedding Night Babe
She actually wants to keep it because of the belief that her husband will love, respect and cherish her more, not knowing that NOT all men appreciate the gift of virginity. That is very nice but it's paramount to know that there so many assholes and irresponsible men out there who may not even give a damn about your virginity

4. The Crazy But Determined One
She's termed a spoilt brat because she wears revealing clothes, goes clubbing and leads any sex topic. Friends and family have bad impression towards her but she's certainly a virgin

5. The Scared Babe
She's very scared because she has read all kind of books and has also been told about the awful pains

6. The Indoor Babe
She still a virgin because her parents are overly strict to the ethat she's not allowed to go out at her spare time.

7. The Mommy's Girl
Her mother has deposited fear in her that she will bring shame to the family if she engages in sex or puts in the family way .

8. The Molested Virgin
She was molested at a tender age and still considers herself as a virgin

9. Those Who Don't Know Why They Are Keep Their Virginity
These ones are virgin but they don't even have a good reason for keeping it. Imagine for a second your bf asks why you want to keep your virginity ? And you reply, I want to keep it because I don't want to contract STDs, have unplanned babies or see you go crazy ? Would such word not feel like a slap on his face and leave him feeling like a heap of undesirable dirt

10. The Hypocrite
She doesn't allow sex to happen but she allows cuddling, kissing, smooching without leading to sex. In as much as her hymen has not been popped, she's still a virgin na

Feel free to add yours

Written by: Tosyne2much

Source : http://tosyne2much..com/2015/03/10-categories-of-female-virgins.html

joseph1832:
Okay waiting and wondering when and how the celebrated virgin tosyne2much became and expert in the missionary style!. Lol.

Been a while, how is studies? Hope you're bagging those A's?.

Bros no mind me ooooo

Just managing bro.. A's ke ? Hehehehehe

Dimples192:
Lol the boss jst shared this

Yeah I was so shocked when I saw Se.un shared my comment

ireneony:
u shud be more concerned abt the two ugly ladies u have on ur dp

Wicked

Wetin those ladies do you na ?

stephenqueen:
Bro na u dull urself,had it been u tell her your mind quickly the girl would have been yours...

Godvilla:
[color=olive]Leave the make-up part and get the mesg he's passing across 2 u[/color]

Godvilla whinning since the time of Adam and Eve

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]You know say na you be madam na!

Girls like you dey handle 4 dicks at a time and na the men go still tire.

I hail o! [/color]

missclasssy:
Are you this broke

Hahaha

Dimples192:
15mins

Were you expecting him to say 2hours of sex ? *smh*

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Naso dem dey talk

[b] And you think any lady who posts such picture is doing it just for fun?

Make we hear word abeg! [/color][/b]

Naijaboiy !!!

You ehn !!!

ireneony:
35 views on this thread, 88 shares, i must say seun's supermods work wonders

We know how we do it

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]YES!

Tha fhuuck!!!!

I'll cut my dick off [/color]

Hahahahaha lwkmd

asdfjklhaha:
I hav quoted u

You ehn !!!