₦airaland Forum

RottenTomato:
How did you get those surplus shares?

Kingsasian:
Thank God two of my favorites made it.....Tosyne and Emu.smith

falconey:
dude you didn't miss me? I was banned for insulting a girl! The mods here are sentimental.

I was wondering why u went on sudden break

chibwike:
you too like gold circle

Baba, no mind me jawe

How u dey boss ?

lefulefu:
our caretaker ugly wife almost see my joystick the other day.i really vex with her ooo

pinkycute:
Gentleman indeed

marymaria:
so?

LadyX:

diddydiva:
I agree with four.



Pls who is danceville or dancing villa

Am I one of them ?

princedami:
Chai, tosyne small small nao. No vex.

Baba no mind me jawe

Person suppose dey fire these people at times

nma24:
That's because it is Tiny... You gat a tiny joystick Tosyne

I will snap and send my joystick to you via PM

kevinberry:
Chai...scammers.

Mods kindly move the to front page this information can save my marriage and those yet to be married



Na waoo, some ladies are just heartless

dondemex:
must the ground always swallow you up...

A little exaggeration is not bad na

Yehman:
Opinion: its guys with small joystick that feels embarrassed when a lady stumbles on their joystick

edorhe14:
Hmm...Interesting topic ..Happened to me once ...My Elders sister's best friend saw me nude coincidentally I was just coming out from the bath room abt applying creme to my body.
By the way I've got some 6packs and I am naturally Endowed.
From that day she started acting weird around me and stuff
Till the day she finally opened up that she couldn't get my pic off her mind..
Lonq story short we ended up chilling but if u can avoid it pls do cos things dey spoil most times

Bros don't put us in suspense

The question is, what later happened ?

toseenore:
My towel suddenly go un-wrapped in the presence of the most beautiful Lady in my Compound recently and she felt like.......wa-oh.....when she saw my downstairs, I personally didn't feel shy anyway and we eventually discussed diff issues after then and we both pretended nothing of such happened.



To me, it's nothing.



Only the immature Ones shy

Boyooosa:
ah.. ah. stop kidding me. stop pretending as if you don't know that there are a lot of s*x toy shops in Naija, who are they opened for? all these leaked pix u c online, how r dey detected? 4get dat tin.... ok, try Phone s*x with your GF and find out her reaction when next u c her, u ll come and thank me l8a.
i can giv u guidelines on how to do this if u wish safe bro!

Hahaha

Boyooosa leading young niqqas into sexual immorality since the time of Lord Lugard.. Rwkmd

Boyooosa:
I mean she peeping tru your heavyweight joystick will be the one to go back home (in her room) and record a 75 mins self service using the image of ur sighted THRILLER. Or do u want me to be more Xplicit?
Note: each minute = 10 mega byte. r u a learner?

Roflwkmd

Do ladies still self service in this generation ?

Kingsasian:
lwkmd,,, that word "virgin" is meant for the female folks.

Lemme ask a lady here

Mirexxx, is the word "virgin" only used for the female folks ?

Boyooosa:
So, let her go to the corner of her room and giv herself a 750mb selfie.

I have no idea of what you are talking about sir

prof22:
I like being unclad in my flat and neighbours from other flats do come to on the pumping machine for the whole house in my flat I was not ashamed the first day and infact I like it when my joystick is semi hard not that embarrasing moment when d DUDE will be hidingitself. And I sleep naked too ! So if you see me naked lucky you. Its nothing to be ashamed of if ur stick is not very small as for guys . Can't talk for d ladies !

Kingsasian:
I trust u na, Tosyne no go slack for women mata

Meaning I no fit be virgin abi ? Hahahaha roflwkmd

bosun11:
Nothing to say

Bros have I said it well ?

AdexOmoby:
NONE... WHATSOEVER! NOT EVEN HIM!

I know you would wanna know this part ... not even him... and I mean it.

Are you implying you are a _____ ?

ebukaOtika:
Virgin ko ,,,, Virginia airline ni,,.

His comment reeks of virginity

Chibwike claiming he's a virgin b4 the invention of Gold circle condom