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famousguy01:
To me ooooo, I don't see anything bad about being magad as long as I dey enter the place.... Money na 4 spending jare

terrymason:
But some guys stingy sha, make we forget maga,magee or magrees. If babe fit eat ur money finish, e clear say na change the guy man get... At least babe don maga almost every one, 4get say u lash at d end but d stress na die! If dem don maga u once press like! But if dem neva maga you once press share

Hahahaha roflwkmd

Baba, I just liked your previous comment

sam121:
Me too, I have fallen victim. Before I learnt my lesson, na #1k shaaa but e still dey pain me till now...

Hahaha roflwkmd

I have also been maga-rized just that mine was N200

Mhizkel:
Those guyz saying they can't fall maga for a girl...Na becos una neva jam sharp girl! Body go tell u

My dear, it takes the grace of God to overcome those money grubbing ladies

alberto2k:
Tosyne2baba... May your ancestors increase your "listverse" knowledge

I hope those magarees would learn from this

Boss thank you so much

acidtalk:
By the way OP, change the "maga them" to "taking advantage". We need to start writing and speaking proper English in this country.

Our educational system is really going extinct which isn't good. I believe you the op is an undergraduate. Groom yourself even if your school and government don't.

I knew from the onset that foolish people will storm on this thread and pick loopholes

[i] One of the reasons why I avoid exchanging words with fools who can't measure up with my intelligence.

Now lemme tell you what you need to know you dumb headed English scholar..

Firstly, the style of this write-up is informal and according to what I was taught in secondary school, the use of abbreviations and slags are allowed in informal letters/write-ups so I don't know why people who know nothing claim to know much on nairaland

I would advise you to write an application letter to one of the local primary schools around


I didn't create this for you to pat me on the back or because I want to be seen as a Queens' English guru

View my profile and check my personal text for more info


Abeg swerve enter BRT lane jhoooor

End of quote

Almost every lady has a corresponding maga because an average Naija guy is a potential maga

No matter how smart you are , you may still come across those money-grubbing girls that would go to any length to grub every last kobo in your pocket.

We do not have all day, let's get to business

Now grab your yoyo bitters and pop-corn, relax and ready meticulously

10 Things Guys Do That Make Ladies Turn Them Into Maga

1. Desperation For Sex
When you show too much desperation for sex gratification, you are on a path to maga zone, a zone which makes girls see you as their source of finance. Many ladies use sex as a leverage to cash in on unsuspected guys, force you to make solemn promises especially when you exhibit too much desperation. I could recall when a friend living next to my apartment invited a lady all the way from Lagos to Ado-Ekiti. The next morning he told me he had to prostrate and started making solemn promises before the lady gave in, and I was like, what height of desperation is that?

2. Refusing To Back Off
Some dudes are hell bent even when a lady outrightly tells then she's not interested. In this scenario, there are two things involved: firstly, some guys think that when a lady refuse them, they can use money and gift to get the lady into liking them. By so doing, the lady will see that as an opportunity to bleed the guy in question dry.

Secondly, having told you on many occasions that she feels nothing for you and you are adamant to back off. Since her stalker is making last-ditch attempts to get her, she will resort to put and fleece you in the maga zone.

3. Sending Recharge Quickly
It has become everyday disposition of average Nigerian girls to request recharge card from guys. A good number of them use various excuses (such as I'm broke and I need to call a nephew of my uncle's sister cousin brother of my father's uncle, I'm sick and I need recharge card, as if it were drugs etc) to get guys to send them recharge card. Don't get it twisted, there's actually nothing wrong sending recharge card to a lady in need, but some ladies take advantage of that to make you look mumu. You got to meet a lady and you are already sending her recharge card the first week just because you want to get the key to her heart, my brother, you are most likely to get into the maga list.

4. Being Overly Caring
Being caring is very good but one should do it with caution or else, you might be taken for granted. I have once overheard a lady called a dude on the phone, pretended she was ill and requested for money. Immediately she dropped the call, her friends said they doubt if the guy would send the money. I was so shocked when she said " Dem no born am well make e no send am" waaaaaaaaaat ? !!! Is it a crime to be overly caring to ladies ?

5. Notice Me Attitude
Many guys become a "YES" person because they want to impress lady. The truth is, every lady seeks financial security but no lady wants to marry a fool. Some dudes would always want to do things so that a lady would not see them as broke dudes, I'm sorry if you are the 'I-WANT-TO-IMPRESS' type, then your chances of being magad is very high

6 Forcing Yourself On Her
The best thing that can ever happen to you is when a lady has been fantacizing about you, but when a lady does not feel you at all and you are making last-ditch effort to get her. You are most likely to end up in the maga zone

7. Doing What You Are Not Capable Of
The best way to know if a lady likes you naturally is when you try to appear broke. Some would however drift away soon as they know the wealth of your pocket while some would wait; if you are flaunting your gadget(s) and doing what you are not capable of, then she's most likely to turn you into a maga.

8. Being Shy To Say NO
Personally, I'm never ashamed to say I don't have so I don't know why some guys are so ashamed to tell a lady they don't have. I have seen a case when a dude took a lady to an eatery and after spending all he had, he gave her money for cab and trekked home (miles away). I guess he was ashamed to tell the lady he wasn't with enough cash

9. Boasting About Your Finances
Money itself makes noise so I see no reason why you should boast about your family, or bank account. When you are caught doing this, then it's just one of the things we are talking about

10 Overhyping A Lady
When you overhype a lady, she sees herself like the queen of England and expects you to start running helter skelter when she demands from you

Written by: Tosyne2much

Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2015/03/10-things-guys-do-that-make-ladies-maga.html

Brugo:
Tell them.

But why is that guy rolling that rock uphill? Is he okay?

He's actually doing that at the expense of true love.

Beamborla:
We always disagree. Especially your last thread about ladies and sex

Beamborla:
At least we agree on smth for the first time.

I won't miss replying AMEN to this.

Ehn ehn !!!

Have we at one point in time disagreed ?

Beamborla:
Sorry! I'm not judging you at all but you should remember that picture on your profile travels faster than you as a person.

If you can't wear it out, you shouldn't upload the picture for everyone to see. There is absolutely no difference in It. People who don't know you would judge you by that picture and people who know you might become disappointed in you upon seeing that picture.

ronald4lif:
Naso ohh, it could be her own little way of getting his attention.

U dey mind Ipledge ? Na every babe dey trip for am on NL

Ipledge:
they no fit hold me for long,am like fire that can't be hold for long,unless u want to cry

It's like ishilove. Is crushing on me and that's her best way to tell me that ,I can't blame her some times u are very shy. To talk to someone u love

roflwmd lmao

Are you trying to say Ishilove is crushing on you and the best way she could send signals to you is to place you on ban ? Hahaha

Tallesty1:
#Never_Again.




Obama should go and die.

missclasssy:
Lala247 makes a comment on tosyne2much's age, says he looked 15 or 16.
Tosyne2much denied that accusation and said he was 10 years older but has a young face
Lala247 on the other hand said she had to see his birth certificate for her to believe.
Tosyne, what do you expect the lady to do when you posted that picture. Don't you have a more mature looking photo?

Hahaha !!!

There's no way I can make myself look older na

It's better you look much younger than your age than look older than your age

diddydiva:
eyah sorry.
you should have called me to cheer u up.

sorry huh?

naijaboiy:
I dey fine.

Wetin dey sup?

diddydiva:
how u doing honey

naijaboiy:
Chai! See as una don badly derail this thread.

Is there no lady wooing again

diddydiva:

That's what it is

chimerase2:
so many lie mohammeds dis days

Na so baba.. Just as u be Pastor

ronald4lif:
And you don't see the men who are over 30, 40 still single too abi. There are more women than men in the world, so expect more unmarried ladies too. And another factor is that most men aren't prepared to get married until they have a stable source of income, when that is not the case we remain single.

Some of these girls in their thirties must have turned down many potential suitors when they were in their twenties. Their heads were swelling then, so you can't fault the men for their own undoing, or do you?

God bless you bro

diddydiva:
there

haahhahahaha lwkmd

Currently updating my blog so i typed that in a hurry.. hahaha

diddydiva: