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GhostProtocol:
I open tred 4 rokiatu yansh,

I regret it, cause now I can't open tred 4 nnekka yansh.

ipleddge:
Na Lala u dey talk,Lala no Realy bash me but gave me straight face and said "no pm" but that thing pain me.

The greatest is dechandel To her 50shadesofsweetness.The day I saw dechandel dp I was wow.i)I left politcs section to romance because of dechandel ii)she was Tha first person I followed iii)I created my first thread on romance for her iv)my signature was about her v)she was d first person I sent pm vi)I quote her many times.But she don't give a damn...the first time she talked to,she called me a troll

henrylowe:
There was a lady I admired on this section. I sent her PMs without prior notification but never got a reply

I took the courage and quoted her only for me to receive the bashing of my life, she said and I quote "Sorry I don't do PMS" .. It was just so embarrassing

oooooooh !!!! Hahaha

Cutehector:
If I hear say I write my embarrasin moments on nairaland. It wil make those ppo to start feelin fly. But the thunder dat is goin to fire dem is already on its way

Despite the fact that I'm very conscious of what I say, how I relate with both young and old on this section; this young lady gave me a remarkable bashing moment

I guess you might have one point in time had a similar experience too

Now the rules of the game is, your bashing moment must be from the opposite sex

Now lemme keep the ball roll

I opened a thread (not really a female bashing thread tho ), a lady (name withheld) stormed on the thread using provocative and aggravating words to mouth-trash me and I was like, shey this babe don mean me b4 ni ?; as if that was not enough, she further added that if I send her PMs, she could bet a million Naira that she would ignore it just the same way she had been ignoring the PMS of those dudes stalking her (I mean who tells a guy such ?)

The moment I realized she had 120 LIKES on that comment, this got me mad, I vented my anger on her, violated the rules and was placed on ban

At this point I drop my pen

Ladies and gentlemen, let the fun begin

No forming oooo p

dechandel:
Hahahaha..
Oga Tosnyne.. What calls for the dedicaton¿¿?

You were the first person that came to my mind the moment I thought of whom to dedicate that plot of land to

pearl360:
Hahaha...
Well me I used to think squeezing it hard will make it swell and bigger

ehn ehn

Me I used to think squeezing it hard will make it small

Fabdedon:
in Tosyne2much voice
Maga
the best advice is the guy needs to form for the girl small..she go waka come back beg ..
And the way things dey go she get other Magas wea de give am the morale to de ride on.. So for your guy just tell am say make he hold brake for the girl small make he see watin she carry for mind ..

Fabdedon, you are sighted

falconey:
every word of it.....t thou have been working on my spellings and tenses lately

I use to use words willy nilly thinking that's why the MODs don't find my post spontaneous.

I get it now thanks a lot.

Right tenses and spellings are necessary but definitely NOT the yardstick for a thread hitting the FP.. You may combine all the words in the dictionary and still not hit the FP

The secrets behind it is, come up with something unique that would cause controversies and catch people's fancy. Just check the types of thread I create. I no dey look Uche face at all.. I don't create threads for people to pat me on the back. You see them bashing here and there but who cares ?

Come up with something without minding the bashing you will receive and you are on your way to the HQ.. Hehehehe

** I hope I have helped ? **

falconey:
cc them or mail them? the only supermod i know is la.la.

xreal:
This topic/thread is a result of Jonathan's failed promise on employment. Many are just jobless.

Baba calm down now

falconey:
waiting.....

How can you detect a thread will FP? MOST THE OF THREADS YOU SAID WILL GET TO HEAD QUARTER DID GET THERE EXCEPT MINE.

faradexs09:
baba forget dt one oo, no matter how handsome u er nd u sit lame without ever making a move, u'll get to settle for what u dnt want confident ugly gurls, let the handsomeness complement ur moves not prioritize on dt, d beautiful ones will just keep on wishing the dude makes a move, but the nikka ve got half a boost to dt, so it all dies with d liking...

Gbam !!!!!

I wouldn't have said it better

searching4love:


FG TO

FG WILL

FG MAY

WHEN WILL WE HEAR "FG HAS"

Another empty promise just to win the mind of gullible voters

#we have decided


Sai buhari

Obinoscopy:
Ok, thanks for ur suggestion. However I think it's best the mods in this section handle this.

cc: fara no, rockta tion, ishi love

KingTom:
Yes 2 minutes ban

chimerase2:
I just told ma gal friend who is a super mod in oda sction to unban him

KingTom:
I am free like a bird o

So you don run serve jail term ? So quick ?

naijaboiy:
Me!

Everybody just dey type at the same time.

*covers head with helmet*

Oga how u dey now ? Good job

I don pray 4u sef

chimerase2:
Kingtom has been banned

alfred5:
Dear TruckPusher.



You spoilt this show, and it's hurting. No matter how hard a case is, a decision must be taken.

You have some secret agenda among the 2 babes, but let me tell you this..... This single act of yours has spoilt your future intended games don't try wooing them later because you are a fucke up niggar.


Challenge me for a debate of wooeing a babe here, i would flush you hands down!

Zenith21:
hope u bought enough for nairaland....

yeah I did bro

Dimples192:
Lol This prayer is bias
We have a multi cultural society and you leave ppl out... Anyway thank you and in God's name Amen

Lemme quickly modify and add to it

mirexxx:



DIDDYBABY DIDDYDIVA DIDDYPRINCESS

I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart
u deserve it!
enjoy your man!

And who's the man ?