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Note - This write-up might contain blunders but that's out of my chest cos no be Official Report or Corporate Communications i dey do here jhor ![]() There are some things which we (guys) do according to our kind inbred manners but are seen as wooing tactics by the female folks which could be sometimes annoying. However, majority of our ladies believe our world revolve around chasing anything that puts on skirt. I personally detest when I do things out of kind gesture and a lady mistakes it for wooing, I think so does every other guys Relax and let's get started Gestures That Are Highly Misunderstood As Wooing Tactics By Nigerian Ladies 1. A dude always likes chatting with her without any intention of wooing her & she starts giving monosyllabic replies just to show to the dude that she's not into him, just as our ladies always claims that they always give monosyllabic replies to whom dey are not into.. **What a wack mentality** 2. A dude saw that she has a blood stain on her skirt and out of his kind gesture, he walks towards her just to draw her attention to it cos he doesn't want her to get embarrassed in public, only for her shout at the dude, saying "I'm not interested in what you want to say" **Thank you star that he's not a crazy dude who will laugh at you & make you look like a pig** 3. A dude pays for her t-fare or offers to render physical assistance & her interpretation of the his gesture is that he's trying to woo her **Mind you, not all guys are perverts** 4. A random dude frequently msg or sent her request on BBM and after accepting the request, she starts acting like a tiger threatening to delete the guy if he refuses to tell him where he got her PIN 'cos she automatically presumes he has nothing to render order than to woo her ** You will always pursue ur future husband out of ignorance if you aint careful** 5. A dude sits beside her at a birthday party/wedding reception & the guy complimented her beauty. She starts feeling timid & begins to terminate any further conversation cos she has wrongly misinterpreted the compliment. **Pls upgrade your OS** 5. A dude likes her style, liveliness and sense of humour and decides to send PM just to become her friend. She receives the PM and start hissing because she believes all PMs sent by dudes is an attempt to woo her **Change ur mentality** 6. A dude meets her in/at a shopping mall/local shop, out of his kind gesture, he offers to pay for what she bought. She tries to zoom off as quickly as possible 'cos she feels the guy will try to strike up a convo & ask for her phone number afterwards ** Pls grow up** 7. A dude in her BBM/whatsapp cares about her with no strings attached. He sends her msgs at all time & she starts treating him exactly the way she treats her toasters ** Age will soon tell on you** 8. Most guys now bone their former classmates in secondary school the moment they spot her few years later cos walking up to her just to tell her they were classmates in secondary sch might make her misinterprete it as wooing tactics. A dude walks up to her saying " hello your face looks familiar". Without looking at the guy's face, she replies " I don't remember knowing you anywhere and she quickly silence ** 9. A dude goes to buy something at a local shop to have a refreshment and he meets a lady there. He buys what he wants and out of kind his gesture, he inquires if the lady also care for refreshment. She says "Thank You" and changes her facial expression in order to show to the dude that she's not interested in his kind gesture **Your shakara will soon close doors of opportunity if you aint careful ** 10. A random dude messaged her or sent her request on BBM and after accepting the request, she starts acting like a tiger threatening to delete the guy if he refuses to tell him where he got her PIN 'cos she automatically presumes he has nothing to render order than to woo her ** You will always pursue ur future husband out of ignorance if you aint careful** Oooya Let Bashing Begin My first thread in 2015 |
Kachisbarbie, if that's the case, oya donate like for OP sharp sharp ![]() |
OP, see ur profile pix, as you take fine reach, na just 3 LIKES since October Blame it on woman wrappers |
Hhahahahahahaha Spreads my mat while I watch dem derail this thread.. Hehehehehe |
Japhet04, thumbs up jawe You will continue to make FP IJN |
Swizdoe:yeah I know. Thanks my bro |
Nice one my wonderful OP Your write-up is well arranged and well spaced Keep up the good work ![]() |
chibwike:cos I dey avoid somtins ni |
VickyyB:Proof or |
VickyyB:I think we have settled this long ago that we are both virgins ![]() |
Midehi:You hit d G-spottt ![]() |
Tinubu:You've got superb writing skills.. Pls try channel it to the appropriate place rather than wasting it unnecessarily |
chibwike:na so we see am jawe |
Tinubu:how do I act ? |
chibwike:Chibwike how far now ? |
Tinubu:I'm happy ur ban has been liften.. Just be careful of what you post next time |
naijaboiy:ogbeni how far ? You miss show ystdy nyt ooooo |
Nice one my wonderful OP * I love that * |
Nice one my OP We wey come dey Polytechnic nko ? No show for us ? ![]() |
quivah:Who are you ? Why acting like you have been waiting for the opportunity to pour out your doubts ? |
Wooooooow !!!! OP, you are da bomb.. Haters venting their anger on prominent niqqas these days |
Observing things from a coconut tree |
remsonik, you made a whole lot of sense and I appreciate ur comment and advice I'm trying to work on it sha |
kristina1:I'm glad you know what I'm made of |
Personally speaking and general summarizing, I think that's the way many of our Nigerian ladies are Just like being the first to always start up a chat with a lady or asking for a lady's PIN & she's already thinking you are trying to exercise your wooing skills Quote me and I will show you what I'm made of |
At one point in your life, you must have lied to your parents because you know the truth will hurt dem and make dem scold you cos they would have the feeling that you have little or no regard for them. Hence, in as much as I don't support telling lies, I think some circumstances warrant telling lies So I think lying to your partner shouldn't be a different case. (It's just part of life) *Just my opinion though* |
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