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missmayorall:I don't do any |
OP, I'm single but guilty of none |
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Kenneth205:oookay I will add you right away [/i] |
alberto2k:Thanks jawe my person Oya go thru d list, tell me where u belong jawe |
dechandel:not really sha but some married men are guilty of at least two of the listed points 'because the same blood flows through the veins of both young dude and married men ![]() |
This point is not an attack on guys. It is just an honest attempt to point out some of the traits that play into why guys lie about being single. I know that so many dudes will rain curses on me for putting up this piece. The truth is bitter they say Take a bottle of bobo drink and spread your mat ![]() Reasons Why Guys Will Lie About Being Single 1. He Wants To Get Under Your Skirt To be realistic, when a guy is currently in a relationship & he lies about being single is his primary motive to get under your pant .. He knows his chances of dating or having sex with you would be much lower if he is honest about being in a relationship. No guy forgets he's in a relationship unless he lies so he can have a chance to get into your pants. Is that so ? Yes it is3. The Joy Of Being Chased YES so many dudes derive joy when they are being chased by various species of ladies.. There are some that love the excitement of the flirting, the chase, cat and mouse game of it all. Most dudes derive joy when they've so many species of ladies ringing them up & sending numerous messages.. Isn't that a thing of joy ? Yeah it is to some sha 4. He's Broke Don't get this twisted 'cos I’m not saying that guys are gold- diggers (well, just few of them). I can say this because I know the frustration of being broke. He sees your father is rich and you are being influenced by your father's wealth, he will lie about being single because of his selfish interest. Should we call that ojukokoro ? YES 5. He Wants To Keep You As A Side Chic He's promiscuous and wants to keep you as a side chic. He knows that the moment you realize he's in a relationship, chances are, you are likely to turn the other way and lose interest in him, therefore, he will lie about it. 7. He Want You To Keep Pestering Him For A Relationship Because some people are just plain stupid. There are little boys out who there who are immature in hurting a lady who loves them. I went to a barbing salon last week and I over heard a boy talking to his friends boastfully that he's got up to 8 ladies chasing him because he told them he's single. Isn't that silly ? 8 He Wants To Dump His Girlfriend An average dude who is about dumping his girlfriend will most likely tell you he's single because he wants you to be his new girlfriend Written by: tosyne2much |
farano:lemme run out of this thread then 'cos I don't want to miss heaven |
clevvermind:I just dey joke ni baba |
OP, are you trying to lure us into fornication ? Click unfollow button and runs outta thread 'cos I don't want to miss heaven |
I've got straight and fresh legs so I can do it |
Lwkmd OP, you need Jesus in your life because all these poo will take you nowhere but HELL FIRE |
chimerase2:The man of God was once a womanizer but now u don hang boot abi ? |
Cc: Lalasticlala Obinoscopy |
I was there sometime in 2012.. It was nice though I still prefer United States ![]() |
naijaboiy:Me I be one man mopol |
zadok60:Oga mi, na dat thunder sure pass ooooo ![]() |
MizMyColi is back again ![]() I dey come......... |
prettythicksme:I know u won't believe.. Just waiting till dat tym when I'm ready to settle down, so I will woo a lady for the first time ![]() |
prettythicksme:If I tell you say I neva toast woman b4, you no go believe |
remsonik:That was when I was still in the world.. Now that I'm in Christ Jesus, no more woman wrappering |
I just thought of this & it got me cracking Hilarious Things Nairaland Moderators Are Guilty Of 1. Imagine a thread where nairalanders were asked to share their heartbreak experiences, only the mods won't share their heartbreak experience.. Are they allergic to heart break ? 2. They don't engage in e-fight because they know the best way to treat you when you rain curses on them. 3. They barely use their real pictures except for a few ones. Imagine a thread where all handsome/pretty nairalanders were asked to upload their pictures, only the moderator were left out 4. They barely create threads asking nairalanders to advise them on their relationships * wetin happen una no dey date ? *5. The barely wraps around women probably because dey don't want to be castigated 6. They will rather die in silence than open a thread to profess their love for a lady.. Are they allergic to online dating ? Lwkmd Pls Like And Share Feel Free To Add Yours & Spread The Fun |
naijaboiy:Don't know why he's doing that on my thread.. I av just been looking at him since |
The same people who condemn your threads are still the same people that will copy paste it on their blogs Emusmith abeg ride on jhor and create anything be ye bashing or non bashing threads ![]() |
tsleazy:You sound like GEJ campaign manager |
Nickymezor:Thanks jawe |
Kachisbarbie:Thanks for the correction anyway.. You know say me I no hear English reach una |
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.. He knows his chances of dating or having sex with you would be much lower if he is honest about being in a relationship. No guy forgets he's in a relationship unless he lies so he can have a chance to get into your pants. Is that so ? Yes it is

Anyway, nice one. #9 got me laughing, ur very funny!