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herald9:
Nooo... being a V rocks...infact I am one...

But saying you won't open your legs to any lady makes it looks as if they're actually d one with the joystick

dechandel:
Na from her you wan hear say gutter dey smell?
Its self explanatory na

herald9:
When did this madness start?

dorlapoh20:
but a lady can open her legs for u right?
btw Happy new year

VickyyB:
Open your leg or you mean insert your second leg?.

I don't trust your virginity.

naijaboiy:
LoL I don talk my own and make I no lie the Op no make sense for most of the points.

I no really get time to dey pin point them one by one

I swear the OP make sense wella, only be say guys no dey like see this kind post and ladies go be like " wooooow I love this thread"

Heheheheheehhee

VickyyB:
Abstain from pre-marital sex. It's a perverse that has a severe consequence.

Let he that has ear, hear.

xpac01:
Right bawz. I reallx tried it severally, but after uploading, it shows no breaking effect on the post.

Medunah:
No wahala nah, shebi u go straff the beer bottle and d beer go give u orgasms

sonOfLucifer:
Leave the kid. Find an ashawo house. There are lots of intelligent ashawos that would be willing to keep you company at a good price.

roflwkmd

haryormeedeh:
don't you dare stop, happy new year boo

haryormeedeh:
lol, sure. It looks like something you will do

haryormeedeh:
immediately I saw the topic, i knew it was tosyne2much. nice post cos it is actually true. happy new year people

Odward:
don't forget d ones dat only go to church on d last day and begining of d yr alone.....just to blow knockout#team Knockout 2014 outta ur life.


Happy new year in advance.

E.g Odward

ifynairaland:
Nairaland and her comedians sha. You forgot to add those that will be online just to be the first OP for 2015.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha roflmao lwkmd

This is so hilarious

0rex:
HNY 3hrs 12 minutes in advance.

youngice:
I like this guy
No homo
Happy new year jare
Washere

willorie:
. The ones who will go and make their supplication to God. You will see them praying and sweating profusely as if that is their last day on earth


Lol

But dat kind prayer self at times the tire me ooo
Bros abi Sis, wetin nao?
Na today be ur last day on earth?
Abi if u no pray like dat Him no go answer?

funny enough, na so I dey pray for cross over service ooooo

0rex:
11. The ones that go to observe the types of people in the church.

oga abeg park well jhor, make you dey your lane

youngice:
Abeg who dey make FP pass lalasticlala or tosyne2much

let's give honour to whom honour is due

Na lalasticlala be the king of FP
Abeg no dey do that comparism again else my threads no go dey hit FP again be dat ooo

xmich:
11,Those of them who will go to church today just to comfirm if the OP have just laid.

hahahahahahahahhaha

You no serious oooo

ireneonyy:
I never knew you have a wife and a baby......sorry for crushing

Midehi:
Hahahahahahahahahaha...u yeye oooo...inshort as am reading ds out,all d category falls on every one of us here..thumb up 2 uuuuuuuuuu,u jus made ds crossover sweet 4 us

AdeniyiA:
if You're not comfortable with some posts, go and....

if that dude who calls himself obekah is not comfortable with my post, let him rush to 3rd mainland water and do the needful

He still has 3 hours left