₦airaland Forum

vivaciousvivi:
Yawnnnnns.

No data, no fact Tosin. Simple. And FYI, same goes for guys on my social media lists too.

Do you know why I won't agree with the bolded ?

Guys are woman wrapper by default, however, they will always have something to say in order to appear as lively dudes thereby asking necessary and unnecessary questions in order to keep the chat going

Ladies on the other believe it is the duty of a dude to keep the convo going while she gives monosyllabic reply, just as you see some of them lying like a log of wood during _____

Add me to your list and lemme show to you that I'm worth 10 lively dudes

veegirl:
Sorry o.....m not guilty of any of d aforementioned

Veegirl ar u sure ?

Adaeze003:
Like guys are perfect...

Like guys don't go after vain things as well eg facial beauty, boobs n booty.

Like guys don't abandon girls who love then n go after flashy ones.

Like guys don't leave girls who stuck by them through the rough days.

Like guys don't cheat on the girls they claim to love.

Like guys don't fall mugu n even sell their father's suit just to buy iPhone for that flashy girl.

I heard of a guy who fetched bathing water for his supposed gf n her bf. She said he was her cousin.

Like weak guys don't promise girls marriage JUST to get in her panties...

Do you now see that we r all human n we MUST make mistakes? Don't come here acting like some god when in real life, you are not any better than the girls you yab.

Live n let live...

I laf in Tahiti

vivaciousvivi:
Good u have heard Tosin. Good morning jare.

As for the people typing "defeat", loooool. No wonder the girls u chat with are "boring"!

Morning too

This tin is simple, Lemme make something clear to you.. No matter the calibre of ladies you have on your BBM, whatsapp and its kind, the boring chatter will definitely outweigh the lively ones. Sounds weird ryt ?


It takes a miracle for you to have 20 ladies in your list and 10 of them will be lively chatter

Source - What I know how to do best is chatting and I believe any analysis I make shld be unquestionable

Taleeysun:
i think you should forget about this contest of a thing okay, its past pleaseeeee!!

No nooow it's nothin.. Shey u saw how she attacked me?

vivaciousvivi:
Ur earlier post never mentioned anything about "the average Nigerian lady". U generalised. And yes, u shouldn't call us boring chatters becos contrary to what u think, it is insultive. And my earlier post stated " u really see people' true colors". Which means I was referencing ur current statement to the contestant I read about in the Q & A session. That's all. I'm off to.bed now so if u reply this and I don't respond, I'm not ignoring u. Just asleep. Goodnight Tosin

Oooookay I have heard

mizzkeji44:
I belong to only number 5.

Clap 4me jhoooor .

Rapsainot:
15seconds, tell me the title of the film. Your time starts now....

American Pie noni

Rapsainot:
So your don dey mast*urbate

I never do am b4 oooooo.. Na movies I dey watch am ooo

mizzkeji44:
GO AHEAD....AM WAITING

1, 5 and 10

clevvermind:
i dnt know how to use vaseline.

Lemme teach yhu

Buy olive oil=» lock yourself in the room=» unzip your trouser=» bring out your theek=»pour the olive oil in your hand=» begin to use your hand to stroke your theeek until you climax


Bwahahahhahahaha lwkmd.. Na joke I dey joke ooooo

mizzkeji44:
Go ahead now.....let's see how well you know me.

You belong to just 3 categories, should I hit the hail on the head ?

CalabarBoi:

I dey tell yhu

vivaciousvivi:
Tosin,u clearly failed to see the point in my comment. U can be as honest, truthful blah blah blah...but in practicing honesty u dint have to call the female gender names. it's insulting. Especially as these same persons were part of a team of people who recently campaigned for u. Get it?! Jeez!

I never insulted or call ladies name, all I said was an average Nigerian lady is not a good chatter, however, they are more lively when having a physical conversation than when chatting (only guys will understand me better)


So as to why my comment prompted you to say that was why you never voted for me becomes a mystery since you uttered that statement

EroticAngelina:
lol somebody else z already occupying a place in my heart. bsyds, I don't do Nairaland guys

Nawa oooooooooo

OP, me I don try my best oooooo but all to no avail

**My advice, you better stick to your vaseline**

What a captivating post

Welcome to the league of TOP 10 things

EroticAngelina:
nope. but I ave forgotten my email password, so I cnt reply it.

So how do you think we can help this dude find a place in your heart ?

ATOB:
Personally im amused by what you said.
Did the guy say anything wrong?
Tosyne2much, they are saying you should not talk again o.

Honestly I don't know what I have said wrong that made her utter that statement

Well, I don't think we need a pastor to tell us that ladies cherish deceivers and liars.. So if have been deceiving and making favourable comments that would suit the ladies, so they would have voted massively for me and I would have gotten more votes than my counterparts ?

clevvermind:
why are u yanning like this na? Just help me for the campaign na

oooya lemme help a brother

EroticAngelina hope you aint allergic to receiving mails ?

I don't know why people like hiding the truth

OP, this sounds weird but it is nothing but pure fact.. It takes a miracle for a tattooed lady to be undefiled


Take it or jump inside 3rd mainland bridge

** let critics begin **

EroticAngelina, my own thread coming soon too

I want to display the greatest height of woman wrappering

With all sincerity, if I'm permitted I can mention 10 fake monikers, just that I don't want ppl to rain curses on me

Bunsky:
you be feck omo eko.

If na wetin u talk

I no dey drink, I no dey womanize, in fact, I never sabi bleep girl

chimerase2:
Almost all nairaland gals belong to type 3
*pls stop nah stop stop pls I want to go now and don't touch me******next stage oyeee ohhhhh yeeee* choi gals mumu die infact dem be mumuni alao

Bros abeg calm down ooooo..

We don't need a prophet to tell us that most ladies fall in number 3 category

Just here to read comments



ALKARULEZ615 abeg take am easy ooo bro

Ploy:
What shall it profit a man if he gains the whole world and loses his soul? What shall you give in exchange for your soul?

If your eye will lead you to hell gouge it out and if your dicck wan send you go hell, do what? Cut it off

my broda abeg calm down

You can't compare a dicck to all those things naaaa

mizzkeji44:

you beta talk now or I will tell you where you belong

mizzkeji44:
Omg.....he's so creative.
Where do i belong sef?

e- crush oya where do you belong ?

Bunsky:
oboi,you no jasi atall.
You no be omo eko ne?

Ehn now omo eko ni mi nooooow

ALKARULEZ615:
Tosyn baba
U sabi catch all these girls o

Abi now... You no see how some of dem nearly chop me raw

Ploy:
Give ya life to Jesus too and send your Di.ck to the bank. Cut if if you can

eeeeehn cut wetin ? Even Jesus christ did not cut off His own diccck

Of what benefit is life if you can't bleep a lady ?

Bunsky:
Alomo bitters ati opa eyin.

I don't take alcohol