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Romance › Re: 10 Types Of Confused Ladies by tosyne2much(op): 2:21pm On Nov 23, 2014
Beennkumar:
LOL! grin
Abi I no talk am well ni ? grin
Romance › 10 Types Of Confused Ladies by tosyne2much(op):
Note- This write-up contain blunders and wrong use of words but that's out of my chest. No be corporate communications i dey do wink

10 Types Of Confused Ladies

It takes a miracle if a lady is not guilty of at least one of the listed points


Where Do You Belong ?

1. The ones who have been dying silently and have been patiently waiting for the opportunity for you to talk to strike up a convo, only for you to strike up a convo and ask them out and they will decline your request so as to prove to you that they are not cheap and when you are drifting away, they will start running after you so that you can ask them out once more and they will tell you YES immediately


2. The ones who bleach and after having multi colours and black knuckles, only for them to start blaming it on their friends who prescribed a wrong cream to them

3. The ones who will ask you "what do you think you are doing" even though they know deep down that they will end up giving in

4. The ones who will forsake you for a rich dude, only for them to start chasing you when the guy becomes poor and everything becomes good for you, saying it was the work of the devil

5. The ones who will outrightly tell you they don't do long distance relationship because they are in Lagos and you are in Aba, but they start giving you close marking when they are in Lagos and you are in London, saying "it's love that matters"

6. These are the ones who will tell you they don't like secks and that they are only doing it for the sake of love, only for them to call you a lazy man if you can't satisfy them

7. The ones who will screen men with no mercy.. They screen men like Gulder Ultimate Search and Maltina Dance Hall audition, only for them to start attending prayer programmes and weekly services in church when they seem not to get a better dude and they don't want to settle for less because much has been expected of them from friend and families


8. The ones who have pursued their future partner out of ignorance and class, only for them to join the church choir, ushering unit when age is not on their side anymore


9. The ones who neglect a short kindhearted dude thereby running after a tall handsome dude with 6 packs, only for the guy to dump them and they start raining curses, saying all men are the same

10. The ones who will tell you they don't give out their number to strangers, only for them to be overwhelmed by regret why they didn't give it out at once


Feel free to add yours

Happy Sunday
Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Types Of People Who Are Consistently Late For Church Services by tosyne2much(op): 12:50pm On Nov 23, 2014
ERCROSS:
Mr NL, congrats ooo..

U guys see d vote wey Igive 3 of una yesterday..

Hope u share am equally cha..
grin
I kuku see am ooooo.. Na Naijaboiy fall my hand ooooo tongue otherwise na me for win grin
Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Types Of People Who Are Consistently Late For Church Services by tosyne2much(op): 12:33pm On Nov 23, 2014
naijaboiy:
Tosyne2much is back cool
Mr NL, wetin u expect as contest don end wink

Na to resume duty now tongue
Christianity Etc › 10 Types Of People Who Are Consistently Late For Church Services by tosyne2much(op): 8:59am On Nov 23, 2014
Many churches (including the one I worship) go through periods of time where people begin showing up to services late. I believe
there are no excuses for getting late to any appointment, and less excuses if the appointment is to visit the house of God.

Well, I'm not exempted from this but I personally hate going late to church and I think the whole idea of it is silly. I am amazed at the number of people who arrive late and it's the same people every time!

10 Type Of People Who Are Consistently Late For Church Service

The truth is bitter they say wink

Where do you belong ?

1. Those Who Are Late For everything

Some people are late because they’re just really bad at being on time. They’re late to everything: doctor appointments, their own wedding grin, and work (just name it). I don’t know if there’s any hope for these people.


2. Those Who Are Never Ashamed For Ever Being Late
They are already used to it and are never ashamed coming late for church services. You will see them confidently bounce into the church. Some will even come late and start shaking hands greeting those involved in the same act as if their presence demand royal attention.

3. Those Who Have Little Regard For God
Speaking of those who walk into
church late. Not everyone gets stuck in traffic or woke up late. If the church. and God Himself is so important to you, there
is no reason to consistently walk in late. In fact, if going somewhere to worship God is
important, then people should arrive early. It seems completely disrespectful to me when people walk into the auditorium 1 or 2 hours into the service.

4 Those Who Think They Have Little Or No Problem
Some people believe that those who are poor and in need of money, success, prosperity and material things often go to church early to make their supplication to God. Therefore, they attend church service late because they are comfortable with their finance, situation and everything that surround them

5. Because They Want To Skip The Worship.
They don’t want to have to stand there and sing the songs. They’d rather take their time getting to church and get there after the singing is over, and be in time for the sermon. They see the time of singing together as being optional and unimportant. I know that in many churches the pastor isn’t even in the room during the singing. He shows up 30 minutes later when he appears on stage to preach. This sends a message to the congregation that the singing is something that can be skipped.

6 Those Who Spend More Time Wearing Make-up
It often takes much longer for these ones to get dressed than anticipated (especially for the ladies). They will spend time applying make-up and other perishable parameters as if they are going for beauty peagent and before you know it, they are late for church


7. Those Who Have No Reason For Being Late
It is a strange phenomenon. People who are never late for work, school, interview will saunter in 10 minutes to the end of the service and think nothing of it. They don't think the habit of being late for church is a big deal

8. Those Who Give Excuse For Everything
My guess is, an average consistent late comer is someone who gives excuse for failure, lateness (just name it). They will give excuse just to suit the listener. These people will always have a reason to justify their lateness. E.g, I was busy pressing my clothes, I got dressed on time but couldn't find my Bible and so on and so forth


9 Those Who Are Probably Not In Any Kind Of Spiritual Condition To Worship Or Hear The Message
My guess is that if you are consistently coming late for service, you are probably not in any kind of spiritual condition to worship or hear the message. The sermon aint touching you, praise song rendered to God has little or no meaning to your hearing


10. Those Who Are Not Prepared For Anything
These people are never prepare for anything, they are never prepare for church services, lectures, interviews and so on and so forth
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by tosyne2much(m): 10:46pm On Nov 22, 2014
Pls I don't think this is the time to start condemnation or fight

Naijaboiy fine e no fine, Tosyne2much fine e no fine, chibwike fine e no fine, emperorking20 fine e no fine, at least one person don sha carry am

This is nothing but a game.. Remember there's no monetary reward attached to it wink

**The best man has won**

Let's celebrate Naijaboiy
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by tosyne2much(m): 9:54pm On Nov 22, 2014
[size=25pt] Congrats Naijaboiy

The best man has won grin

**thumbs Up jawe **

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Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by tosyne2much(m): 9:28pm On Nov 22, 2014
johncozy:
Tosyne2much, congrats bro! thumps up!!
Thnks man.. How u dey ?
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by tosyne2much(m): 9:27pm On Nov 22, 2014
macklef:
[size=28pt]E DON DO NAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! IF YOU CARRY FIRST NKOR?

YOUR VOTE OF THANKS GO REACH FRANCE KWANU. undecided undecided[/size]
Bwahahahahahahaha lwkmd roflmao.. No use laf kill me oooo grin

I just gat hail my ppl now.. I don't wanna be an ingrate you know wink
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by tosyne2much(m): 9:21pm On Nov 22, 2014
[size=20pt] Special thanks and appreciation to all those who voted me.. The fact that I came 5th doesn't mean I shouldn't express my gratitude to you all.. It's nothing but a game grin


I say thank you all. [/size]


[size=25pt] God bless [/size]

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