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Fkhalifa:
op,its because you are still young,beautiful and in your prime,so guys stalk you and your ego get boosted,when you start getting old and declination of beauty sets in,you ill wink at any guy you see when you no longer get the attention or reduced validation from guys
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so enjoy while it lasts.

Korrect jhoooor !!!

Bros abeg wetin you dey drink ?

OP, this qualities too much naaa

Ladies will consider this thread as a female bashing thread

terefe:
i assume she wants you to free her ni....what better way than to tell she needs money for ABORTION..

Someone I never wooed or had any intention of dating.. We were mere internet frnds and that's all.. Was shocked when she threw da bomb

Eberex:
Some chicks are so dumb they think they are smart. When i meet some on Wechat and i get to know her location, i'll pretend not to and ask them ''where are you chatting from''. Most of them tell me ''Lekki'', VGC'' or Victoria Island. Someone who is just 900m away from me. Meanwhile i was in maryland.

The next thing is: ''please send me 5k for transport because i would need to take a cab to come down to the mainland''.
And i will be like ''nah let me come over and pick up

Girs ehhh

May God help us

5k waaaaaat ? !! I bet she would terminate the appointment ?

Gordieshegz:
Very much possible....mine was on. OAUIFE campus last two years...I met her around 11pm after a show organised by Sammie okposo and co...we talked briefly and exchanged phone numbers... Only for her to send me a message the next morning around 6:30am that she was broke..I read and read again,called her to confirm if the message was actually meant for me and she said yes..I was lyk wow!!! the next tin that dazzled through my mind was when exactly did I tell this gal that my father was dangote's uncle?

Can you imagine ?

vivaciousvivi:
I don't understand this thread

What's up miss ?

Eberex:
My experience goes thus; I met her on one of the social network and we have been speaking to eachother on the phone sometimes. On this particular day after work i decided to call her so we can see. This was at Allen Ikeja. She told me she was free but would only come out if we can hang out at Domino. I said no prob!

We fixed a time for 6pm and then decided to visit the place first. Off i went to Toyin street eventhough i do pass there i've never stopped by to get something there. When i got there i went over to the counter. mhen! what caught my attention was the prices. ol boi, i asked myself: this babe you want to bring here,who she be sef? at the end its bye bye and she would definitely want a ''take away'' package too.

I texted her with the following :''sorry dear, my boss just arrived, cant go out again today''.

She sef kukuma no reply.

Hehehehehehehehehe.. You are a bad man

CuteEmma:
Dunno, I've not had an abortion before, so I've got no idea.

ooooooh wonderful... Buh at least as a lady you shld have an idea

phorget:
Why would i fall mugu when im not a Client?...

every dude has onepoint in time been maga-rized

eskober:
when it comes to lying on nairaland na you dey lead. Because u just lied that u lie. U dig?

alryt I know.. Thanks

[quote author=alexis2 post=28321532][/quote]thnks bro

MisterLongman:
Anybody that thinks this fairytale is true has been mugurized according to tosyne2much.
All the time you were crushing on him, you didn't know he had all this bad habits..... I guess you were watching him in 3D then

u just dey make me laf

jnrbayano:
Try and close out the things you can do.

Do her a PM. If she doesn't reply, keep calm. Don't fret.

Do her another PM. If she doesn't oblige you, relax.

Send her PM the 3rd time. If she is still adamant, track her down here, quote her telling her to please check her mail.

If these turn out negative, recant.

Korret jhooooooor

OP, you just dey make me

Just here to read comments.. Don't know if I shld also comment

Korret !!!!!!

killzone:
Op let me give u some ideas on ur 10 types of people
1.10 types of people in sambisa forest
2.10 types of lecturers in univeristy
3.10 types of people u meet in the market.
4.10 types of drivers.
5.10 types of people u meet in the mall.
6.10 types of people u meet in the cinema.
7.10 types of people u meet at the bar
These ones are ok for u

Hmmmmmmmmm

activefibre1:
one babe maga me with 5k wey i give her, she no come payback. come dey run like shameless thing, dey hid. Na em i come knw sey e go hard collect am back. Na so i bone, after like one two month, i met the babe, do like sey i don forgive am, but i don dey plan am since, how i go take wicked am. 5k no me anytin ooo. But as she take turn me to maga, the tin pain me. One evil mind come tell me watin i go do. Na so i do like sey i be forget, i carry am go fast food for one place wey dem no no me, i sidon for chair, tell am make she go order,she order finish point yeye finger wey na me go pay, she carry everytin for tray, met me for table, i see the food with the juice , tell am make she go bring another one like that come for me with snacks. The mumu go, comeback, we chop drink, na so i comot atm card from wallet, tell am sey money wey dey wallet no go reach, atm dey outside, omo, as i dey outside na so i pick race. As i dey run sef, fear dey catch me and i com dey pity the tin, as she no hold even purse for hand. University dayz.

Hahahahahahahhaha egbon this one wey you do bad gan oooooo

Hahahahahahahahahahahhaha lwkmd roflmao lmaooooooooo

Oladipos:
There was this girl I met through a friend. We got talking on phone and we eventually fell in love. (1). This girl told me she just got deflowered some weeks b4 we met, wishing I was the one that did "it". (2). She will be glad if we could be husband and wife. Though she didn't request for money or airtime cos my friend has hyped me so much. The first lie she told me really got me mad; she said she's on admission at UCH, Ibadan for operation. Then I was an undergraduate at Lead City Uni, ibadan. I dashed to UCH only to call her several times b4 she eventually picked the call. She then told me not to worry that her parents are around.

She later came to visit me after her supposed operation two days later, I was being careful to play rough but one thing led to the other and we had great sex. She was a pro (remember she just got deflowered). I was surprised when I didn't see any sign of operation or even plaster on her body. When I asked her, she said it was a light (radiology)operation that requires no cutting of the flesh.

She left ibadan for Ado-Ekiti only for me to call her after 30mins and not pick up. She later picked after abt 2hrs to tell me she's already in Ado (a 3hr journey on personal ride).

She wanted to maga me but I no fall for her magarism! Praise the Lord!!!

At least you were wise enough to get under her skirt

1one:
Aye

Aye

Vivipop:
Some ladies keep embarrasing and giving other ladies bad reputes. Reading through the comments here makes me want to hide my face. I can't help but wonder how they do it. During my youth service,I had a neighbor who was also a corp member. Making friends isn't my kind of thing,so I rarely talked to her. Not until after about 4 months that I got to know she was my namesake. So the r/ship improved a tiny bit. One evening,she asked me for a favor. I coudn't possibly know what she was going to ask me so I went to her apartment, on getting there, she had already gotten a cup filled with concusion on the table,her mouth and jaw reeked of petrol and were painted white as though she drank the mixture. Before I could ask what was going on,she said and I quote, " a friend of mine who is a commissioner is coming any minute,when he comes I'll pretend to be crying and depressed. Just tell him you met me trying to commit suicide with this mixture". I was dumbfounded and before my brain could process what was going on,her said friend knocked. As if I was been controlled by a remote, I let him in. Thorn between busting her a*rse and saving her face,I told the man exactly what she asked me to say while tears kept rolling down her cheeks and she pretended to be depressed. I quickly walked out feeling bad. I soon learned that she milked 500K from the man after she told him the reason behind her attempted suicide;she was broke and needed to renew her rent. Lies from the pit of hell. Chei! I began to fear her after that day. She told the man off after few days. Till today,I still don't how she did it nor how the man fell for that kind of expensive lie.

Wtfffffff !!!! Her maga-rizm skill will haunt her one day


Btw, what was your share after the whole issssh ? ** just curious **

Dolcilicious:
Lmao... :DNL guys can takethings so personal when it comes to maga-rizm ish :p

I hope you are not also exercising maga-rizm skill on guys too

cyprianlah:
My ex wanted to magged me wit pregnancy, she say mak I gv her 15k for abortion, I acted cool nd told her to keep it, my brodas! 2yrs af passed belle never big

falls from helicopter

You are really funny bro

1one:
This thread is sweet like sooo - gaas

*The House is in Session*

We the honourable members of the assembly having rested our tired toes and knees and limbs that went through hell climbing the gates of the house have hereby unanimously decided to move a motion according to the provisions of section 2: paragraph 3: line 25; division 57 of the Nairaland Contributory Act; that due to the effortlessly brilliant habit of the OP in thrilling this section with really crazy and humorously seasoned threads, the OP in person of TOSYNE2MUCH SHOULD HENCEFORTH BE APPOINTED A MODERATOR

All those in favour say Aye

hahahahahahahahaha covers face... Even if dem no make me MOD, if dey fit dey move most of my threads to FP, I swear e go ginger me to dey create more threads.

I go make Nairaland sweet like mad

** just that MODS can fall my hand ehn **

Medunah:
Yup and i have
Or can i what?? Dunno if we are talking about d same thing

**Modified**

yeah still talking bout d same thing


Nat getting response frm yhu anymore

MissMeiya:
You're right. I finally read the OP. Either he's making up a story for laughs, or the girl was trying to get him to leave her alone. Because, I mean, come ON.

But trust NL guys to buy it.

Can you now see ? Ladies will always fall for deceivers and liars

I still can't believe a lady could say the story is not real ** shm **

One thing I want you to know is, I have never made cooked up stories and I will never.. Follow most of my previously created threads and you will see that I'm not one of those attention seeking hypocrites you fall for

Nastydroid:
hahahahaha,i have a good sense of smell

Now I can see you have a good sense of smell

jemijas:
It's quite obvious the lady didn't like you. I'm sure she only said that to stop you from pestering her. Trust me..

is that what you think ?

Someone i never even gave my attention

DrJoe1:
me (from outside nigeria) ... where are you?

babe ...... inside room reading

me .............. ok, lemme not disturb you, can i say hello to mama (my mother-in-law to be)

babe ............... mama has gone to bed, it's raining.

me ................. ok.

on a second thought i decided to call mama directly.
phone rings once, mama picked up.

me .......... mama good evening

mama ................. evening my son

me ..................... sorry to disturb you ooo, i heard you ve gone to bed?

mama .................. bed ke? am here am watching NTA news

me .....................aah!! pls where is....... (wife to be)

mama ................. aah!! she went out this night, she said they are having night prayers in church.

my hand begin shake , i called babe again her phone switched off. chai!!

This is damn funny

Just can't stop laughing

Jobyruz:
Magarism is not all about disposing u of cash,it could by kind, time,thought material fins and what have u. no one is absolutely free from that concept even our fore father Adam was magared

Bwahahahahahahahahaha lwkmd

In other words, nobody ever outgrown magarizm

curryANDtyme:
my bloda, u nid not ask God to bear u witness, I can testify to d fact Dat (som) ladies can do such.. 30k is small sef, abi she cud even ask for 100k for her dad who as kidney , liver, intestine & heart failure all @once #buahahahah(maga'rizm ladies tho!)

you hit da g-spottt bro