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tellwisdom:
Guy, we look like mugu to you??

Nelsizzy:
vewi cri0z. Abeg give mi tips on aw to dey open thread lyk ya.

Nelsizzy:
Anytime i see 10 types of sumtin, i knw it must b frm Tosin.

naijaboiy:
What about those that actually know what they are doing in the hall?

exthar87:
are u sure
Just once
Idonblvit

exthar87:
I won't mind magarizing tosyne2much nd co

If u v not experienced it abeg make I use u do experiment

Medunah:
Loool, it actually took me a min to get wat u were saying, just came online though

Medunah:
Loool, it actually took me a min to get wat u were saying, just came online though

missberrypop5:
The blunder bombers.
Their english can make you forget you came to write jamb.
The history tellers: these ones keeps telling you how many times they've written jamb.
i'm guity of no2 sha

chisco82:
Lol! Bros make sure u avoid a the vehicle coming on ur way oo..

jmoore:
Even though I don't support premarital sex, paying for sex is being 'magaed'. You spend 50k just to sleep with her while she spends zero naira to sleep with you.

samflex:
Sure, the doc go use hypo wash her system sef cos some sperm too stubborn...lol

Isiterere:
Issorait...
..."she" who can maga her dad, fear no other maga..
Don't forget to share the experience.



ALL IZZ WELL

samflex:
10k

MissSlimbody:
Oluwatosin se won fi "10 types of" se e ni

FrancisTony:
The beautiful girls that would put on brazillian hairs, mini-skirt, all sort(s) of pancake but know nothing.

You'll be shocked when you see her bringing out micro-chip from her pant.

Medunah:
Lol, thank God sey i still get oga for the business

ERCROSS:
M still waiting for u to create a thread of the type of people u'll meet in an ashawo joint

No be me go create dat one

Bunsky:
can you explain it

Medunah:
I for hug you back oo but i still dey fear Ebola

Oya, tell me u dont magarize your dad

1. The Acclaimed Brilliant Ones Who Know Nothing
Before the commencement of the exam, they boast making other students nervous. They start stating the law of motion, gravitational force, demand and supply. Funny enough you will see them sweating profusely without shading when the exam starts

2. The Brilliant Ones
No use of expo. They concentrate on their work and walk out of the hall as soon as they finish

3. Copy Cats
They are so desperate to shade. if care is not taken they might shade your Reg No.

4. Late Comers
They step in few minutes to the end of the exam. They come with touchy stories like, We had an accident on our way.

5. The History Tellers
They tell other students how they blasted JAMB and Post UME last year but they were denied of admission by their choice of institutions

6. Masquerade Carriers
They are very sharp guyz. No matter how strict the invigilators are, they will always find a way to manoeuvre their way out. They write answers on their laps, a sheet of paper or their boxers.

7.Babe Chykers
They baff-up to the centre as if they are going for a beauty contest. Immediately after the exam they start chasing random ladies for their phone numbers

8. Those Who Hold Themselves In High Self Esteem
They will not not ask you for answers because they don't want to you to feel they know nothing. Few minutes to the end of the exam they start disturbing you for answers when they know they have not shaded anything

9. The Dull Ones
They will never attempt to answer any question because they are not prepared for the exam, you see discomfort and sadness registered on their faces

10. Those Who Hiss From The Beginning Of The Exam To The End
They hiss and look as if they just a relative the moment the invigilators keep threatening to tear their booklets the moment they are caught cheating

Feel free to add yours

Written by: Tosyne2much

Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2015/03/10-type-of-students-you-will-meet-at.html