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honeyad:
I'm kidding bro... I'm not an active member of this session... No fans.. Nothing... I'm jus gonna loose out in the first stage ...

yeah u are ryt broda.. It takes miracle to win the context especially when you have little or no fan

You could just give it a trial anyway.. Or what do u think ?

Buffer:
They lie a lot

this lady is just so funny

Is that the impression you have towards broke dudes ?

Fabdedon, I sight u jawe

** nice piece from you**

Buffer, are your outrightly saying broke dudes have broke destiny ?

AgapeCharis:






I b nor knw say to derail thread dey sweet ooo
Hahahahahaa

Hafa u

I dey very fyn baba... Hapi sunday

AgapeCharis, no be you suppose dey derail my thread

Equado:
shattap....must you comment if you have nothing to saenobody asked for your pretentious opinion

that hypocrite who calls himslef elipheleh no get single brain at all

elipheleh:
None. Op how old you dey? Na pikin dey do these things

what has my age got to do with this ?

just want to make me insult you I wont

johnstar:
nd numbr 11, making use of ur phone while service is going on @ op...
u ar guilty of dis shit
nd na hin worst pass, so u need 2 b flogged or u should b in d deliverance section by nw

roflwkmd.. Lmao

With all honesty, could you believe I created this thread while sermon was goin on? **covers face**

canalily:
so you always go church to get new babes? Do you hav bible or you go with best lovers magazine?

That's not what I'm guilty of

canalily:
for you listing all these ten comman-weak points you are guilty of all @ OP

hahahahahaha lwkmd

My broda, nobody holy pass ooooooo.. If I no dey guilty, how I wan know as e dey go ?

ERCROSS:
Hmmm.
Dat fornication part tho...

omo d tin dey fall guys hand oooo

As A Youth, Which Of These Are You Guilty Of In The Church

1. When the pastor starts preaching against fornication and promiscuity and you are guilty of it, discomfort overwhelms you

2. Virtually everybody in the church are singing a particular song and you don't know it, you start wishing the song could quickly come to an end

3. When the pastor starts preaching against having a girl friend/boyfriend, you start feeling uncomfortable especially when your crush is present in the church, and you are like " this pastor just wan spoil my show sha "

4. When the lady you wish to date is present in the church and the pastor start advising the young ladies not to open their legs for any dude until after marriage, inwardly, you are like "wetin dey worry dis pastor now"

5. When the pastor start preaching against examination malpractice and you are guilty of it, you start feeling uncomfortable

6. When your sunday school teacher starts calling out names for opinion and suggestions, you start feeling a bit nervous because your name might be called

7. After standing tiredlessly and praying for hours, immediately the pastor says " In Jesus name we have prayed" you are so happy that the prayer has come to an end, only for the pastor to continue the prayer

8. Staring at a guy/lady and you got carried away, only for you to forget the prayer point

9. Your pastor calls a Bible verse and within 5 seconds, you start asking the person sitting next to you

10. The pastors are laying hands on people and you are watching them while they fall under anointing, but you are a bit nervous because you might also fall

MizMyColi:
I'm good Bro

Wats guan?

I'm very well

Woke up and surprisingly, I saw this mouth opening thread

Watch out

Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Contest For Mr Nairaland


**Lwkmd**

KingTom:
Accept nomination joor

hehehehehehe KingTom baba

I for like contest ooooo, if not for my unpopularity status


** AgapeCharis**

AgapeCharis:
baba gudm
U dey contest abi?

hehehehehehehehe make I contest ?

[quote author=Rapsainot post=27850981]I nominate

www.nairaland.com/Tallesty1
And
Www.nairaland.com/tosyne2much[/quote

You are sighted Rapsainot

U no go follow contest ni ?

** Rapsainot nominated **

Una gud morning for this thread ooooo

MzPreshie, I sight u ooooooo

KingTom, I see u oooooo

AgapeCharis, you are sighted

Chibwike, how u dey boss

Naijaboiy, morining bro

MizMyColi, what's up ?

MissSlimbody:
Bites his tongue, push him away n walks outta thread

hahahahahahahahaha lwkmd you are wicked shey you knw ?

MissSlimbody:
I no wan use style, I wan flog u ni

*Brings out my koboko, flogs tosyne2much mercilessly and catwalks outta thread*

collcets the koboko from her=» grabs her=» gives her french kiss=» she responds to my kiss

Mrval20:
These are the people that make ladies belittle guys on this forum.
@op, Grow up and get busy.

May God bless you jawe

MissSlimbody:
Did the op mention "During service"

see my lepa wan use style bash me sha

Rapsainot:
letsdothis

Seconded !

No advice here will solve anything


I think her parents will be considering going for an abortion

OP, are you sex starved ? Why the greatest height of woman wrapper-ing ?

Op, pls your write-up should be paragraphed and properly arranged