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Romance › Re: Which Of These Online Behaviours Do You Detest Most In A Lady ? by tosyne2much(op): 12:23pm On Nov 08, 2014
toecyne:
Noo, we are two different people o
we are namesake nooooow
Romance › Re: How Do Newly Wedded Virgins Know What To Do by tosyne2much(m): 10:31am On Nov 08, 2014
3cycle:
grin not easy bro
LOL
I no knw say e take this rigorous process to dis-v babe oooo wink
Romance › Re: Wow! The Biggest bosom In Nigeria (SEE PHOTOS) by tosyne2much(m): 9:44am On Nov 08, 2014
If I hear say I open this thread
Romance › Re: How Do Newly Wedded Virgins Know What To Do by tosyne2much(m): 9:33am On Nov 08, 2014
3cycle:
lies.....
even for a non- virgin, satisfying a woman involves not just experience but patience.
imagine a virgin man that will spend 2 hours engaging in forepl.ay and another 2 hours locating the Particular honey pot and then another 2 hours running back and fort visiting the bathroom each time he wants to cum thinking its urine and you think a night is ok to satisfy and learn.
Nwanna you are on a long thing.
aaaaaaaaaahn wetin happen na ? Just to disvirgin a lady ?
Romance › Re: Handsomeness Of Nairaland Dudes-part Two by tosyne2much(m): 8:02am On Nov 08, 2014
Bwahahahahahahahaha lwkmd roflmo

VickyyB and marieolae BUSTED this niqqa

** thumbs up abeg **
Romance › Re: How Do Newly Wedded Virgins Know What To Do by tosyne2much(m): 8:00am On Nov 08, 2014
3cycle:
what?
Virgin guys are selfish guys, but who says they cant learn? put your mind to it and you become an expert after some months.
so to person like us wey never bleep b4, how we go take locate the hole na? tongue
Romance › Re: Handsomeness Of Nairaland Dudes-part Two by tosyne2much(m): 7:59am On Nov 08, 2014
Csami:
Look lilwhateveryoucallurself, u fine o! Dats if na u be dat person wey dey dose pishures. But if u want make I believe u more, snap pishure 2mao, where u dey swallow fufu and una native soup .
bwahahahahahahaahahaha this is hilarious maaaaan
Romance › Re: How Do Newly Wedded Virgins Know What To Do by tosyne2much(m): 7:52am On Nov 08, 2014
3cycle:
for the ladies, we just lie there and allow the virgin boys do their thing.
for the Virgin boys, hmmm wahala go dey oooooooo
i dont think they know what to do at some point expecially discovering which is the hole .
but they finally do after 1 week of clulessness.

pls never ask a virgin girl to give you head on the first day, to avoid using her teeth........
Hmmmmmmm.. Smh
Education › Re: Nairalander Convocation In AAUA by tosyne2much(m): 12:00am On Nov 08, 2014
Congrats bro, I will join you soon
Education › Re: Should I Terminate My Degree Program And Re-apply To Another School by tosyne2much(m):
Don't you think you shld finish the degree programme and go for DE or Opt for HND
Romance › Re: Handsomeness Of Nairaland Dudes-part Two by tosyne2much(m): 11:40pm On Nov 07, 2014
AgapeCharis:
cheesy cheesy
People sha! I dare to say dx guy has another regular account on nl!

Bro, [color=purple] if u want make people knw u for NL go do apprentice follow tosyne2much for one year. Maybe u fit learn after d 1yr
hehehehehehehehe you just dey make me grin here

Wait first, shey me I popular for here ni ? grin
Romance › Re: How Do You Know When You Are In Love? by tosyne2much(m): 11:36pm On Nov 07, 2014
Rapsainot you are sighted here
Romance › Re: Are Married People Happier Than Singles? by tosyne2much(m): 11:27pm On Nov 07, 2014
** lemme talk out of marital experience**

I think the truth is,

Some people find joy in their single status than when married and vice versa.. So it's not generally acceptable that a married person must derive joy in marriage, so it's a vice versa thing
Romance › Re: Handsomeness Of Nairaland Dudes-part Two by tosyne2much(m): 11:16pm On Nov 07, 2014
assfreak:
Abeg, shut up, jor. If I forget my hand on your face, your destiny go reset and you go enter bush straight and never return. You don dey lie since until somebody bust you. Instead of make you shut up, you still want dey talk.

No be you go open one useless thread one time like this wey you go rub palm oil on your lips? Na thunder go roast your left and right hemisphere.
seconded !
Romance › Re: Handsomeness Of Nairaland Dudes-part Two by tosyne2much(m): 11:12pm On Nov 07, 2014
AgapeCharis, just know that this OP is a bush man
Romance › Re: How Do You Know When You Are In Love? by tosyne2much(m): 10:59pm On Nov 07, 2014
I trust marieolae, she will not allow Naijaboiy eat onions while she's eating suya with tears running down Naijaboiy's cheeks.. Lwkmd
Romance › Re: Handsomeness Of Nairaland Dudes-part Two by tosyne2much(m): 8:20pm On Nov 07, 2014
lilmaxfidel, with all honesty you are cute man

**no-homo**
Romance › Re: Handsomeness Of Nairaland Dudes-part Two by tosyne2much(m): 8:19pm On Nov 07, 2014
EroticAngelina you don too bash abeg.. Just end this e-fight biko
Romance › Re: How Do Newly Wedded Virgins Know What To Do by tosyne2much(m): 8:09pm On Nov 07, 2014
[quote author= post=27814539]You mean the two of them being virgins? Thats almost impossible in the 21st century.[/quote]are you insinuating the man will not be able to indentify the port ?
Romance › Re: 5 Reasons Why Your Man Has 2 Cars & let you Trek Around by tosyne2much(m): 7:51pm On Nov 07, 2014
Hmmmmm a thread specially created to bash firstEva

Thumbs up OP, she will soon be here 4u grin
Romance › Re: How Do Newly Wedded Virgins Know What To Do by tosyne2much(m): 7:49pm On Nov 07, 2014
EroticAngelina:
hmm they will know what to do. even those deeper life Mary amakas. its called an instinct.. we all know that s£x means putting d in p smiley so they will know, bsyds, they've read n watched stuffwink but they won't be professionals like the porrnstars grin
this lady does not disappoint me
Romance › Re: How Do Newly Wedded Virgins Know What To Do by tosyne2much(m):
Your instinct will tell you how to do it..

In as much as the instinct of a newly born baby will let him suck her mother's bre.ast expertly without any training, I don't expect a full grown man/woman to be looking like a slowpoke when it comes to bleeping for the first time
Romance › Re: Excessive Masturbation Leads To Infertility by tosyne2much(m): 5:58pm On Nov 07, 2014
As long as I won't contact sexual transmitted diseases nothing concern with this thread

Runs to mallam's place to buy super-glue wey I go use take self service
Romance › Re: Transgender or Transsexual?(picture) by tosyne2much(m): 5:55pm On Nov 07, 2014
FP material

Oya MO.DS do the needful.. Lwkmd
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Sleep After Sex? Must Read by tosyne2much(m): 3:51pm On Nov 07, 2014
LadyCaty:
If I hear
seriously I no dey sleep after bleeping.. My eyes go just dey wide open after d deed has bin done
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Sleep After Sex? Must Read by tosyne2much(m): 3:32pm On Nov 07, 2014
As long as I no dey sleep after sex, nothing concern me with thread grin

** runs out **
Romance › Re: With All Sincerity, Which Of These Are You Guilty Of When With A Lady ? by tosyne2much(op): 1:15pm On Nov 07, 2014
naijaboiy:
don't wear a skinny jeans like all those secondary school boys...

Wear a flowing trouser that gives space to your stuff....

Make sure you always lean on the wall and put your hands in your pocket to widen it.

Three quarter shorts will work too if it's a casual meeting wink
hahahahahahaha lwkmd.. Baaaaaaad maaaan !
Romance › Re: With All Sincerity, Which Of These Are You Guilty Of When With A Lady ? by tosyne2much(op): 12:41pm On Nov 07, 2014
alexis007:
...whenever she comes around...we exchange pleasantries...next thing she's rushing to the Dvd to switch on (already i don insert indecency movie) while i leave her alone in the living room on purpose....as the Dvd begins loading,she'd always call out 'Tochi,come and watch movie with me!'....and the usual answer is 'I'm not interested!'.....minutes later,the indecency movie would get really started @ a very low volume.... .Meanwhile,i from our transparent curtain dey observe the object of my subtle seduction.1ce i notice say she don dey in the mood (if i see her dancing this soft kinda skelewu dance ladies do on the sofa when they are horn.y and observe her nipp.les point out like spear).... O boy...na to comot 4rm my hiding place @ once and attack my prey sure pass .....No time!
. Bwahahahahahahahahhaha lwkmd roflmao.. You don use laf kill me for hia oops
Romance › Re: With All Sincerity, Which Of These Are You Guilty Of When With A Lady ? by tosyne2much(op): 12:32pm On Nov 07, 2014
Naijaboiy, na true say e no suppose easy like that

But come to think of it oooooo, since 1500BC, ladies have been making it easier for rich dudes to bleep but makes it hard like JAMB for the broke niqqas
Romance › Re: With All Sincerity, Which Of These Are You Guilty Of When With A Lady ? by tosyne2much(op): 12:25pm On Nov 07, 2014
Kachisbarbie being blunt since 1800AD

franugo and Naijaboiy, the way ladies treasure this thing ehn, dem dey make am hard like say you wan use am boost your GP ni
Romance › Re: Which Of These Online Behaviours Do You Detest Most In A Lady ? by tosyne2much(op): 11:49am On Nov 07, 2014
izaray:
Hahahaha..@Poster, you don finish us!
hehehehehehe buh u knw it's true sha ?
Romance › Re: With All Sincerity, Which Of These Are You Guilty Of When With A Lady ? by tosyne2much(op): 11:36am On Nov 07, 2014
Naijaboiy no be the matter of handsome or not ooooo

So girls go even make am hard like POST UME.. Hahahahahahaha lwkmd

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