Food › Re: See The Prize Of Chin Chin In A Restaurant In Lekki (photo) by Touchforfree(m): 4:29pm On Jan 10, 2016 |
Jcob: Imported Chin Chin! I was taken to a restaurant on the Island where a plate of rice was N28500. Would have just asked the host for the money if I had not eaten the rice before seeing the bill. And how d rice be ?. Hope U no eat anything again for the next 2 weeks having eaten the #28.5k per plate rice. Na dat kind of food no dey move person. |
Phones › Re: How To Properly Clean Your Touch Screen Phone by Touchforfree(m): 1:31pm On Jan 10, 2016 |
I can freely clean d screen of your phone if you make a deposit of #95,780 (ninety-five thousand, seven hundred and eighty naira only) into my account. Afterall what are friends for on Nairaland.  ....... |
Christianity Etc › Re: Obinna Onuoha Builds Statue Of Jesus, "Biggest" In Africa by Touchforfree(m): 12:34am On Jan 02, 2016 |
moscobabs: Jesus statue? who was the photographer that take Jesus pix in over 2000 years ago?
don't tell me u use Jeffrey Hunter or Robert Anson pix as Jesus o Hmmmmmm. !. That is what we're talking of; portraying Jesus or Angels of God in white while Satan is being portrayed in black skin. |
Crime › Re: Two Airforce Officers Arrested For Locking Boy In Car Boot (pictured) by Touchforfree(m): 1:02pm On Dec 31, 2015 |
holluwai: Infact ehn!!!
They all have their faults and besides those airforce guys were just using their power. What would have happened if reverse is d case ?. They'll still use the uniform to cheat the boy. The case is like, "if child offend his dad, d child will beg for leniency likewwise if the father offend the child, d child still plead for leniency". |
Family › Re: Woman Climbing Fence With Backed Baby (photo) by Touchforfree(m): 9:03am On Dec 31, 2015 |
This is Nigeria's version of "mountain climbing" and she dey practice for next year olympics; afterall, Kenya long distance athletes run with leopard while practicing.
Shiorrrrrrr !...... |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Will This Affect Me When Searching For A Job? by Touchforfree(m): 8:35pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Adeoba10: At all.... Only if u added Mourinho.... Why now  . Hope no be Mourinho of Man U you dey refer to sha.  |
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Culture › Re: Queen Elizabeth And Buhari To Attend Ogunwusi's Coronation by Touchforfree(m): 8:20am On Dec 01, 2015 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: Wives Of 9 Powerful Nigerian Pastors (photos) by Touchforfree(m): 5:54pm On Nov 30, 2015 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: Wives Of 9 Powerful Nigerian Pastors (photos) by Touchforfree(m): 5:53pm On Nov 30, 2015 |
chris4gold: where is my wife here? Take anyone of the 9 above as your wifey.  . |
Politics › Re: Jubilation In Tarkaa Over David Mark's Sack by Touchforfree(m): 11:17am On Nov 29, 2015 |
ify2016: No be small thing o
This man too no get sense. How person go dey power since 1999.
Abi na only him Benue get ni! 1999 keh ?. How about his rule during pre-democracy era ?. But if care is not taken, he'll still find his way and win d election again. Make d man go rest jareeeeeeeeeee. |
Crime › Re: 58-year-old Woman, Others Remanded In Prison For Prostitution by Touchforfree(m): 8:34am On Nov 26, 2015 |
deewhone: Wonders indeed shall never end, mama 58 and 61 still into prostitution...dem don suppose resign na They are waiting for their pensions to be paid by their PFAs nah. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Church Where You Can Check If Your Name Is In Heaven Or Hell With Just N20,000 by Touchforfree(m): 12:32pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
baddyoosha: WHERE IS THE CHURCH PLS I WANT TO CHECK IF BUHARIS NAME IS THERE (BUHARI lied) Why not check yours first or U've never sinned since you were born ?. |
Politics › Re: Pictures From Abubakar Audu's Burial by Touchforfree(m): 2:05pm On Nov 23, 2015 |
ProfessorPeter: Which one should i believe? Audu Abubakar is buried or he is risen. Endtime confusion You should have asked for the pictures if he truely resurected. We can see the step-by-step pictures of how d corpse is going to be buried. The man has gotten to his last bus-stop..... |
Phones › Re: N1.04tn Fine: MTN Pleads For Staggered Payment by Touchforfree(m): 9:00am On Nov 16, 2015 |
You can staagger the payment only if you're paying it into my bank accounts. I know you have my account details with you. The other time I pleaded that you allow me to pay the #200 recharge staggerdly, you turned me down. Don't worry stagger the #1.04 trillion into my accounts, afterall what are brothers for. If I hear you shout xenophobia,I'll increase d fine to #5.471 trillion.   |
Politics › Re: Atiku's Three Daughters Getting Married Today (Photos) by Touchforfree(m): 8:17pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
lasisi69: End time So it's end time to marry off ones' daughters a day ?. What a comment ?. I beg what & what are the "beginning of time" ?...... |
Politics › Re: In A Deft Move, Buhari Gives Key Portfolios To Southern Nigeria by Touchforfree(m): 4:21pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
festusfeezy: After all the consultation u were wrongly advice to relegate amechi to that level. Min of transportation
Hmmmmmm. Anyway Goodluck to them Did U refer to our own OluRotimi Amaechi heading 2 Ministry as 1 being relegated ?. He that'll be in charge of NPA, FCAA, NIMASA and a host of others is highly favoured being in charge. Stellar Oduah headed just 1 of these 2 'nd can you still understand vividly how it went. Congrats to Fashola, Amaechi, Kachikwu, Adeosun and others.... |
Business › Re: United States, EU Report Nigeria To World Trade Organization. by Touchforfree(m): 1:58pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
nobilie: The imbalance trade that affected Nigeria for decades which just took a little turn around in few months is bringing about shook in the economy of these countries. This is the reason Africa will not grow until we refuse their grants/aids and tighten our policies in the area of imports, training, local technological development, restriction of studies abroad and development of local contents.
Let us use what we have. if you can not assemble your vehicle in Nigeria, forget about Nigerian market. Thank God we have a change in the right direction.
This is from a man without a university degree. Some will say the current minister of finance has got very little experience. Please keep your input and relax. we must see a new and better Nigeria.
God bless Nigeria. Thanks for this input, may God bless U richly in wisdom (Ameen).m Some Nairalnaders because they're used to business as usual ccondemn PMB in all his policies. We cannot be living a rotten life day in day out. Imagine some "dolo" condemning NAFDAC for fining Guinness for exposing their raw materials to rodents. There has to be a way out...... |
Food › Re: NAFDAC Hits Guinness Nigeria With One Billion Naira Fine by Touchforfree(m): 7:37am On Nov 12, 2015 |
EternalTruths: Jobs are lost when a government becomes hostile to companies
I hope those APC small brains won't complain when some of these companies relocate to nearby countries. 
Before you know what is going on, those government officials will start demanding bribes using fines as threat.  So there shouldn't be a check ?. Lost of jobs or loss of human's life en-mass; which one is preferable ?. Exposing the raw materials to rodents and they were cautioned of which they did not adhered to; thence the penalty. What other way could they be purnished if not fine or rather should their Directors be subjected to 30 strokes of d cane ?. |
Politics › Re: List Of Agencies And Parastatals Under Amaechi, As A Minister Of Transport by Touchforfree(m): 7:28pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
drnoel: if FAAN is under ministry of Transport what would the ministry if aviation be doing? Ministry of Aviation of the donkey years ?. Aviation Ministry has been scrapped and merged with Min. of Transportation which is to be handled by "The man that checkmated GEJ". |
Politics › Re: Buhari As The Minister Of Petroleum - Constitutionally Right Or Wrong? by Touchforfree(m): 3:14pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
hollandis: President Pooohari Minister of the petroleum that are owned by the 5% he cares nothing about
President Pooohari When d son of the 5% ruled the state & country for more than a decade, what KIA did he showered on d 5% ?. D son of the soil governed for years he did nothing for you, U wailers're now expecting a man from Daura (Kongolom) to perform wonders for U within months. U'd better crucify ur elders first because "where they ought to fart with, is what they use to see" KIA shey ?. Cerato or Optimum ?. |
Politics › Re: List Of Multinationals In Nigeria That Are Crashing Under Buhari - By Ikengawo by Touchforfree(m): 8:07am On Nov 10, 2015 |
gists: Don't mind the OP. When the last administration was busy pooing everywhere they didn't realise it will smell when its time to clean. It is fo0lishness to expect a seed to germinate without decaying first. Where was the OP when madam Ngozi slashed the budget of the ministry of works to 11% (from the N100b to N11b). Other ministries also suffered similar fate. He didn't realise it wil have a snowball effect on the economy. Now they are blaming it on the new administration. God bless you for saying making this known. How will they be able to reason when they're used to "business as usual" analogies. When GEJ conducted the most expensive election in d history of d country even with d crash of oil prices; they weren't thinking of d aftermath. All we hear now is Buhari is not moving d economy and other stuffs. |
TV/Movies › Re: Nollywood Actresses Get Buried Alive In New Movie Scene (Photos) by Touchforfree(m): 7:20pm On Nov 08, 2015 |
Shey dem dey carrry bra go heaven ni ?. No be white cloth real corpses dey wrap ?. I for even believe them to be like hollywood movies if all d actresses no wear anything in ds their rat graves.    ...... |
Politics › Re: What IBB Wore To Council Of States Meeting by Touchforfree(m): 10:49am On Oct 22, 2015 |
If na me dress like dat, how will Nairalanders describe me ?.
He for even put on orthopaedic face-cap too sef. |
Crime › Re: Banker Arrested For Forging WASCE And University Results To Gain Employment, Pic by Touchforfree(m): 10:55pm On Oct 20, 2015 |
Even if no charge can nail him for this offence; his name......... "Makanjuola" has nailed him.
Makanjuola of his rushed for wealth. |
Business › Re: When The Coffin Seller Says 'There Is No Market', What Does He Probably Mean? by Touchforfree(m): 5:57pm On Oct 20, 2015 |
"The drummer asking of where funeral is being done; one day, the drummer's house will be asked after"......... |
Crime › Re: 30 Boko Haram Insurgents Killed In Adamawa by Touchforfree(m): 8:21am On Oct 20, 2015 |
trapQ: boko haram no dey finish ni ?? They'll never finish until the principal financiers are caught. As d security forces dey catch up the robbers, has robbery ended ?. The pple behind d emergence of the insurgents are whom we need to be nailed before they can be nailed. As it is now, if 30 are killed, hundreds are initiated into the sect either forcefully or willingly. |
Politics › Re: "Nigeria Finally Plays Into The Grand Strategy Of Biafrans" - Vanguard by Touchforfree(m): 7:51am On Oct 19, 2015 |
cybertyrant: His popularity growing Vanguard done report am Next is Punch Guardian Sun Sahara reporters BBC aljazeera
Future news -prophet cybertyrant
War
Nigerian troops captured
Negotiations on captured troops
Exchange of kanu with 120 captured soldiers
8 States under rebel occupation
Buhari pleads with USA on occupated states
USA has failed us again -gowon
Buhari meets cameron on nigeria mayhem
Buhari to meet putin on biafra rebels and boko haram terrorists
Boko haram captures borno and adamawa
We will use our former strategy -obasanjo
Rebels loosing ground
Nuclear bomb threat: i will bombard the zoo with our new nuclear bombs-nnamdi kanu
600Days of captured states by boko haram and rebels
Nigeria wont survive-bakare
Israel,jamaica,haiti,South africa, gabon,france,tanzania,ivory coast +more recognizes Biafra
Bakassi peninsula captured by Biafra rebels
We will declare oduduwa if u dont defeat Biafra rebels by next year -yoruba elders
I wont give up-buhari
Biafra air strikes mainland bridge lagos
Lagos captured by Biafra rebels
Referendum issued to Biafra rebels
Yoruba leaders declare oduduwa republic
Oduduwa declaration:u are going nowhere or we will kill all of u-sanusi lamido
Say amen to my seen prophecy At least 80% will be correct Are you not one of those propheciers who foretold the aftermath of March 28 election ?. It's better for you to wake up from your slumber. Ask Nostradamus what he went through as he did not start ds way. Shiooooooooor !. |
Celebrities › Re: Cossy Orjiakor Dazzles At Her Birthday Parties (Photos) by Touchforfree(m): 4:28pm On Oct 18, 2015 |
Her NAFDAC No is ATM/Diamond0153/GTB; I happened to know this because I have licence to her gallery. |
Politics › Re: FRSC Disowns Traffic Offender Arrested By Governor Fayose by Touchforfree(m): 7:30am On Oct 18, 2015 |
tunshe: You can imagine how imposters in uniform maltreat and extort innocent citizens.
Who want to associate with problem ?.
The other time a Unilag lecturer was nailed for rape, the school authority instantly rejected him as being a lecturer of the institution and yet he was alloted an office there.
If the gov had given him an award, he would have been a loyal offficer to them. |
Politics › Re: I Won’t Resign Even If I Don’t Defeat Boko Haram By December, Says Buhari by Touchforfree(m): 3:50pm On Oct 16, 2015 |
4reala: Keep trying Man, by the grace of God victory will be ours in jesus name. This is a vey nice comment coming from a patriot like you; it is well. |
Crime › Re: Falae Identifies Kidnappers, 5 Docked by Touchforfree(m): 11:07am On Oct 16, 2015 |
ellabooz: Chai Nigeria police oh. I thought they said no ransom was paid.
This country is a total flop. But why is it that what always come out of you pples's mouth is "flop", "rotten", "bad" ?. You hardly see anything gud on d land; Even the Western countries we're seeing thriving today has all passed through ds years back. NPF never said no ransom was paid but that they never got wind of if the ransom was paid or not as the family was told not to pay anything. Whatever d case might be, being supportive is all we need and not castigating them. "Uneasy lies the ђ3ДÐ that wears the ¢ƦØ₩Ń"l IT IS WELL BY HIS GRACE..... |