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Op should pls furnis ( ) us d identity of who ordered for d phone.

Am so sure of it that if d phone drops in orijin all d diamonds will turn to gidimonds.

Ahhhhhhhhh about #280 million to buy a phone.


Shioooooooor !.

His second wife is already preparing for the next donation I presume.

How about ds unbalanced eqn :

OBJ - JOB = OJB......

lofty900:
mathematically correct, scientifically wrong

He is not corrrect because he has violated so many mathematical rules.

GEJ will surely form a committe to look on how to fix ur thinking.

If you dash your parent that #10k, their prayers will take you to places.

Well that's how U've pplanned ur ground breaking.

Ur case was just like somebody drawing water from thhe well and pouring it in an ocean.

mirabel001:
U should be proud of ur religion man just d way boko harams ar.... Since boko haram ar islams, so what ar u sayin....they ar defendin their cause

BH are not fighting d course of Islam @ all; If they do, they won't be killing Muslims here & there as well.

No Religion encouraged killing of another, sleeping with women and Islam is d religion that protect the right of women and younger ones but BH choosed otherwise.

Almighty One will surely judge aright.

mirabel001:
Y defendin islam? Nothin is worse dan islam on earth

Take it or liv it

Wake up from your slumber, all these pple they're killing, are they Xtians ?.

The problem you all have is your not being able to study what Islam is; All you believe on is what your so called xtian leaders feed you about.

Am proud to be a MUSLIM.

SeverusSnape:
Are they still fighting?...I thought their man won the election
Their aim have been achieved, Why the killings again

May God reward you according to your thoughts. Even you ineptitude GEJ cleared GMB of the allegation.

Why GEJ had to wait ds long to fight out d insurgents remain a clue in pple's mind. If he had fought them down outrightly @ the inception, thousands of pple that died and some homeless won't have been.

May 30th is almost here and everybody will start talking.

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Ogbenni, Buhari just use d word "change" to deceive ya all
U better wake up and see how he's gonna start from where d most hard-working president stopped from.



Say no to fake "change"

Say yes to transformation

Come 2019, we gonna change d "changers"

If GEJ is d most hardworking of all d Presidents we've had so far, then Nigeria is moving d other way round.

Under ur GEJ's admin, somebody looted #25 billion of which he pleaded guilty but he was being given an option of #3 million fine (Stealing is not corruption still).

Developmental change is retarding while abuse of power is increasing.

If he's what you claimed he's, so pple he did d hardworks for are ghost to d extent that even his immediate neighbours @ Aso Rock rejected him at d poll.

Pray for positive change in d country because ppple like you're fervently praying for d fall of d coming admiinistration (too bad).

GEJ made PDP lost d power @ d Federal. If all d money he was dashing pple prior to d election was used to solve some of our problems, he won't have lost d poll.

He's too weak to rule d country.

GOD SAVE NIGERIA......

mulattoclaro:
1. Aduge is an Edo dialect spoken by the people of Kwara State, Oyi LGA.

2. Degema is an Edo dialect spoken by the people of Rivers State, Degema LGA. Dialects are Atala, Usokun (Kala Degema).

3. Engenni (Ngene, Egene) [ENN]. Rivers State, Ahoada and Yenagoa LGAs. Dialects are Ediro, Inedua, Ogua.

4. Epic (Epie-Atissa) [EPI]. Rivers State, Yenagoa LGA.

5. Isoko, Delta State, Isoko and Ndokwa LGAs.

6. Iyayu (Idoani) [IYA], Ondo State. One quarter of Idoani town speak this dialect. The people are sometimes called "Idoani ".

7. Okpe (Oke), Delta State, Okpe LGA. Distinct from Okpe-Idesa-Oloma-Akuku which is Northwestern Edoid.

8. Okpe-Idesa-Oloma-Akuku [OKP], Edo State, Akoko-Edo LGA. Dialects are Okpe, Idesa, Oloma, Akuku. Oloma may be a separate language different from Okpe which is Southwestern Edoid.

9. Uhami (Ishua) [UHA], Ondo State, Akoko South and Owo LGAs.

10. Ososo [OSS], Edo State, Akoko-Edo LGA.

11. Sasaru-Enwa Igwe (Sasaru) [SSC]. Edo State, Akoko-Edo LGA.

12. Urhobo. Delta State, Ethiope and Ughelli LGAs. Dialects are Agbarho, Isoko.

13. Uvbie (Evhro, Uvhria, Uvwie, Evrie, Effurun). Delta State, Ethiope LGA. Related to Urhobo.

14. Ukue-Ehuen (Ekpenmi, Ekpenmen, Epinmi) [UKU] including Ehuen, Ukue, Ondo State, Akoko South LGA. Dialects are Ukue, Ehuen. Crozier and Blench 1992 treat Ukue and Ehuen as separate languages.

15. Uneme (Uleme, Ileme, Ineme) [UNE]. Edo State, Etsako, Agbazilo and Akoko-Edo LGAs. Ghotuo-Uneme-Yekhee.

16. Yekhee (Etsako, Etsakor, Afenmai, Iyekhee, Kukuruku). Edo State, Etsako, Agbako and Okpebho LGAs. Ghotuo-Uneme-Yekhee. Dialects are Auchi, Uzairue, South Ibie, Uwepa-Uwano (Weppa Wano), Avianwu (Fugar), Aviele, Ivhiadaobi.

17. Ikpeshi (Ikpeshe, Ekpeshe) [OKP]. Edo State, Etsako LGA.

18. Ghotuo (Otwa, Otuo) [AAA]. Edo State, Owan and Akoko-Edo LGAs.

19. Ivbie North-Okpela-Arhe [ATG]. Edo State, Etsako and Akoko-Edo LGAs. Dialects are Ivbie North (Ibie North), Okpela (Okpella, Ukpella, Upella), Arhe (Atte, Ate).

20. Esan (Ishan, Isa, Esan, Anwain) [ISH]. Edo State, Agbazilo, Okpebho LGAs. Dialects are Ekpon, Igueben. Many dialects are apparently inherently intelligible.

21. Edo (Bini, Benin, Addo, Oviedo, Ovioba), Ovia, Oredo and Orhionmwon LGAs.

22. Emai-Iuleha-Ora (Kunibum, Ivbiosakon) [EMA]. Dialects are Ivhimion, Emai, Iuleha, Ora, Edo State.

23. Eruwa (Erohwa, Erakwa, Arokwa) [ERH]. Delta State, Isoko LGA. Related to Urhobo. Most speakers are bilingual in Central Isoko which is replacing Eruwa. Not intelligible with any Isoko dialect.

24. Okpamheri (Opameri) [OPA]. Edo State, Akoko-Edo LGA. Dialects are Okulosho (Okurosho), Western Okpamheri, Emhalhe (Emarle, Somorika, Semolika). Sub dialects of Okulosho are Ojirami (Eekunu), Dagbala (Dangbala), Oja (Oza), Makeke (Uuma), Oma. Sub dialects of Western Okpamheri are Ekpe, Bekuma, Lankpese (Lampese, Lankpeshi), Ibillo (Ibilo) Imoga (Imorga, Uma), Eko (Ekon, Ekor), Ikaran-Oke (Ikeram-Oke), Ebunn-Oke, Ikaran-Ele (Ikeran-Ile), Ebunn-Ugbo, Ikpesa, Igbo-Ola-Sale (Ugboshi-Oke), Onumo (Onumu), Ogugu, Ogbe-Sale, Ogbe-Oke. Emhalhe may be a separate language.

Hmmmmm !

1 kilometer is another language so says Evin Edna Ogoli Ogosi.

jascon1:
make una hold am well o. make e no escape from jail

Are we even sure his pix above cannot escape from ds front page ?.

Even if his corpse is to be thrown to hell fire, he'll make an attempt to escape.

For real ?.

Why not some years back that I travelled from Lagos to a village under Akwanga (Ningo) to execute a project there.
I rocked their gurls there no be small thing; Konji unlimited ni.

I for just tell d Governor say I be Senior corper, who knows may be na him daughter he for wrap me with.

Mienn mienn mienn mienn

OREMUSSANCTUS:
I swear down, dis soyinka guy no deserve nobel price

I pray and hope we won't regret voting out transformation

If to ur own perception Wole Soyinka doesn't deserve Nobel Laurette, why not raise a motion for the withdrawal of the award from him.
Or can you compare the "award" to the "awarm" you receive here on Nairaland.
The man discredited what was written about him and the rantings continues from you all.

By the Grace of the Power above, we'll all live to witness the positive change in ds new forthcoming transition.
Nobody pushed GEJ out of power but he himself did. We all know pple like you did not share the belief that GEJ mis-rule ds country in ds 6-yrs rule of d nation; just wait till May 30th when the alegations will start coming out.

GOD SAVE NIGERIA...

derrick333:
With his money he can invest big in our league n make cool big cash

With sycophants here & there ?.

So if U're his business-plan manager, U will advice him for such; how about showing interests in our Nollywood too ?.

No b police pple dey carry pple for back dey enter stadium to watch football in d country here. ?.

prevail23:
stewpid excuse
hope dat gun isn't loaded sha

Make he no go fire and scatter ur phone abi ?.

hamaworld:
You can continue to pursue that ur stupid career inside prison too

Don't be suprised bro, PRISON XI FC go win the FA Cup next season and eventually contest for Champions' League.

Their goalkeepers go kit like ds .

prevail23:
stewpid excuse
hope dat gun isn't loaded sha

Make he no go fire and scatter ur phone abi ?.

The building should be auctioned to GEJ instead of it being turned into a den for d destitutes.

D one dat amuses me d most is d one that reads : How to identify a witch.

So of all women surrounding him @ d Church, he has not seen any.

Hmmmmmm !.

Happy betday Ifemide.

Cheers......

KingTom:
Nokia X, XL and my phone X_2 are androids, but they are useless

All ds while, Nokia happened to be my choice of cell-phone until recently that I joggled between Nokia XL or Samsung series for my wife. I eventually opted for Galaxy Ace 4 and I've never regretted buying it for her.

Nokia should find their way back to d heart of d pple.

barcanista:
Whether true or not it is not in Alhaji Buhari power to intrude into the affairs of the press via Decree 2. He should go to court to seek redress. That is what democratic leaders do.

Whether true or not ?.

So mis-leading pple by turnning facts about because Dokpesi belongs to PDP is part of d ethics of journalism.

Using d death of GMB's daughter & wife to campaign against him is ethically moral in journalism.

AIT goofed a lot and they've always being doing it.

GOD SAVE NIGERIA.........

bastien:
Lol wedding



Thank God no be porn

Which country goggle "porn" most ?.

I think instead of wedding, we google on "how much is in individual along the road pocket".

Abi I lie ?.

nosike3:
Celebrities wear it so it's cool for us all won't be caught dead in this!

When will you start yours ?.

Pplss take a pix of ur pose when U've finally arrived and allow nairalanders to see.

I see one celebrity wey take live cobra knot him tie, I beg do ds as well so that pple go know say U too don turn celebrity ni.

Is there any crime in "LOOKERY" ?.

Asiwaju was trying to adjust d magnification of his lens for a clearer view of what you & I could see in ds pix.

Welldone jare Jagaban, U've not comited any offence of "TOUCHERY" nah.

ECOTERRORS:
He has started to fail


BabaoNe chance

Pessimist !.

We know ur type, still crying because ur GEJ was booted out of power. He spent 6 years there and what happened to his promises ?.

GMB has not been sworn in and U've started crying wolf when there is no wolf.

We all voted for GEJ then but regreted enmass for d time wasting effort in voting him in then.

Instead of wishing d country well, all U do is running ur pessimistic points.

GOD SAVE NIGERIA......

youngsahito:
.........He is a fulani man wearing “Vote Buhari
2015“….
What do you think will happen to him?
Let me Sip my Cold Zobo and Hear what
you guys want to say… lol

The third man that I saw (because it happened in my presence) is an Igbo man wearing a branded T-shirt with inscription "GEJ till 2019" boldly inscribed on it and up till now he's still receiving his floggings.

God will surely deliver us through our new President-elect (Amen).

ozoigbondu:
The problem with Buhari is that he talks too much.He raises expectactions only to dash it.Where is N1=$1 it is the most important to me.

#BABAONECHANCE

The problem with you to the country is that you're a pessimist who doesn't belief anything good can come out of the country.

The President-elect listed out things he feel needs to be handled and the next thing is for you to start castigating him as a failure already. Where did he promised that he'll make $1 ~ #1 for God's sake ?.

GEJ made it known then that he'll stabilise the power sector but reverse is the case; what happened ?.

We all need to encourage our leaders for good governance as we all know that "UNEASY LIES THE HEAD THAT WEARS THE CROWN".

GOD SAVE NIGERIA............

............ GOD SAVE NIGERIA........

All what is needed from AIT by Nigerians is an apology for the hate speech/campaign towards the President - elect.

No 2-ways about it, AIT went too deep in that saga as they could not even aired any hate camppaign towards other candidates.

What they did was not press freedom but mis-information of facts and hence it is criminal.

GOD SAVE NIGERIA.......