₦airaland Forum

cocoduck:
why call these brave heroes scavengers?

"Brave heroes" you said ?.

Lifehack:
OMG! See what happens when chicken drinks beer

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Hmmmm !.

Ds ur video na so so lie lie full am o.

Looking at d 2 fowls in d video carefully, they are 2 different fowls o. D fowl dat took d alcohol is not d one dat is been disturbed by meningitis. D 2nd fowl in d video is more of reddish color than d alcoholic zipper fowl.

Also, d 1st fowl is "abolorun" while d 2nd fowl's neck is fully covered with feathers.

Ds is Touchforfree observing live & direct.

SWG25:
This woman is the only active minister in the dullard's government. I hope she soars higher..

Meanwhile, The Ogoni cleanup is nothing but a political manoeuvre aimed at appeasing one of the long suffering tribes of the Niger Delta. I'm not fooled by this romanticization of the event.

But @ least he's doing some cleanings; either political or economical.

A ND man that served coupled with the longest serving Petroleum Minister from ND, what cleaning did they ended up doing ?.


Your ND kinsmen are mostly the architect of your problems.

cosmatika:
Their prayers re in vain, U knw y?





































Only Jesus answers prayers

And who was Jesus referring to when He said "O Lord, let this cup pass over me" ?..............

Pls reason and stop condemning Religions.

tyson99:
konji na bastard

So if she no get Belle, Nairaland for no hear and that shows she too gbadun d konji thing jare.

Inspinia:
Yes sir, most of her staff in her office complain about how aggressive she is towards them but she doesnt flow with neighbours she is the solitary type. Unless they talk to her and most times it does not end well

If you're my blood brother, I'll never advice you to put your head for a lady like her.

What will you be saying you want to achieve, winning soul for love or what ?.

There're so many ladies about who are cool-headed and are searching; if you meet them, you'll make it known you've seen it all.

I beg leave her alone and let her go for revamp make she no put sand sand to your first marriage.

Am enjoying my marriage with my wifey and I pray same goes for you too...

Inspinia:
Thank you all.

If I may ask, does she fight about or getting aggressive with her neighbours or other pple as well ?.

Stupedinluv:
Marry her, she may change later.

........... and she may not change either.

What do one say of d wife-to-be fighting her sister-in-law to d extent that her fiance sustained injury.


A wifey material shhouldnt behave as she's doing.

Where is d groom pls ?.

Wetin she go wear if she wan marry, swimsuit ?.

Olosho lo ma a di at last.

Shey calabash don finish for market ni ?.

But why e be say na so so Yemi Alade's breast news we dey always read on NL ?.

ladyF:
lol wait, let me consult Ifa

My Ifa says "domopps" & "ladyF" should be tied together of which Seun shall be the officiating minister.

Any objection as to dat ?.......

berrystunn:
[size=18pt]Am very sure non of them understand what MR BUHARI his saying.....[/size]

Am very sure no Nairalander understand what Mr berrystunn "HIS" saying either......

Chai !, berrystunn d wailing wailer how market today ?.

I took one with a female rider along Awolowo way in Ikeja; she no too sharp-sharp like her fellow male riders.


But nonetheless, she dey make her dough sha.

DrDauda:
Shameless tribal bigot. Why don't u comment on the issues at hand, instead of bringing in your tribal bile

Tribal-eaten-log, how can you see the truth and you'll not make it known ?.

You were all crying when it happened in Oshodi but it's a welcomed idea @ ur place.

Where're d Ohaneze n d'Igbo now ?.

Haywhymido:
Which one be "ash wednesday again"? Hope u dont mean harsh wednesday sey?

The 40 days fasting period (Lent) start today.

Watch the fore-head of some Xtians closely, you'll see it being marked with ashes signifying the mark of Ash Wednesday; Easter comes up in 40 days time.

naijaking1:
---"and Buhari is out there fighting corruption"?

And d Wike spent ordinary paper for his being elected. How much was spent on him to be elected ?.

Who in ds country will contest an election and will not spend ?. Pls, ds is no news.

N E X T !....

chynie:
come how many copers u don give belle

How many boys don sleep with you @ d factory in d last 2 weeks ?.

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chynie:
Aàaaaa I will b careful next time am in Yoruba land

So I no go Carry belle for primary 1student

Yoloba I hail

Who even want your ass here sef.

Stay @ ur end there and enroll into a baby factory.

Pple like you that attach any misdeed to a tribe or religion are doing more harm to their race than any other thing.

Shiooooor !!!.......

Speechless3:
Ordinary topless You for stay for your papa house na.

You're saying ordinary topless, what if they ask for more tomorrow ?.

It's better for her to have quitted when d ovation is loudest.

chinchum:
So, u dont want to die, but want boko haram to continue under buhari and kill many others, so u can rejoice heartily in your closet. Get a mirror, and call whoever you see in it a wicked hypocrite. If you wont get over Gej's loss, suicide is an option for you.

@ asadike....... Suicide will definitely b d best option for pple like you with negative mind.

Who ousted GEJ if not he himself; We all voted for him then but decided to leave crucial issues unattended to. If PMB initiated BH sect (according to cryer-till-thy-kingdom-come like asadike), hasn't GEJ d power to quench the sect before their tentacles were widely spread ?.

People like you (asadike) that doesn't believe in d saying that goes "No leaf will drop from d tree branch without d concent of d Great One" will surely cry till thy kingdom come.

How can a sane human being make it known openly that d govt will never conquer the BH sect; God is watching U on 3D and you shall b put to shame.

BeeBeeOoh:
how patriotic were you during d last administration??


In FULLNESS OF TIME, Your Hypocrisy will be MONUMENTAL..

Still here talking about being unpatriotic to GEJ's govt of 6 yrs ?. We largely voted him in when he was crying of having no shoe but unfortunately, he left d power with his golden shoes soiled with indelible mess.

Pls don't allow d bitterness of March 28 to ruin your happiness of the coming years.

A Yoruba saying goes thus : iyi ni oba n fi ori bibe ni, oba o ki I mu eje; Meaning "traditon of cutting one's head is a pride for the king, the king doesn't suck blood".


Ooni should ride on jare, shebi na d Ronke lady stepped up her moves for her to be seeing by Ooni.


K a a b I e s I oooooooo, how about adding d Oloris of d just deceased Oba of Ibadanland to your fold.

Chidinma should try and roll her ass for d pastor and let's see if he'll pass the litmus test.

fhaty1986:
HND graduate of business administration

Hope it is not graduate trainee you're going there for.

It's advisable for you to prepare yourself fully for question like this before you attend an interview.

It is obvious that you're prepared to get something doing but not for you to be "taking water from the well to the ocean"......

Estharfabian:
I'm Welcomed??

Good afternoon.

Estharfabian:
Uh...I Am fond of?? Excuse me?


LoL! Then, You should delete such ladies off Your Social life...

Chatting with me never gets boring! I'm an hyper-texter!

Ok...... Probably U're not part of them.


U're welcome Esther.

Estharfabian:
Would've agreed with this post if it wasn't Annoyingly centered on Girls....


Some Guys are Way Boring Whilst chatting too....
And I Have proof!!!!!!

Op is right because ds is common amongst ladies. You're fond of replying chats with monosylables. Imagine a lady replying my 9 lines message with lolz; very annoying indeed.

Pls accept it to be the truth (not because am a man).

goodlifehyd:
"Well them say head Wey go chop konk if e wear 10 caps Na Hin hand e go take off everything till e go begin receive better konk from all angles"

Or rather "The head wey go chop konk, if enter aeroplane, e go comot head till e go receive better konks from all angles.

Am a practising Muslim but I can never support d practice whereby a group faces d constituted authority all in d name of religion.


BH sect started ds way too and in a twinkle of an eye, their evil deeds spread like an inferno during harmattan killing pple at will and importing weapons courtesy of their foreign sponsors.

If I happen to be God, I will turn d evil doers into "d Nokia phones snake game" of which they'll b killing theirselves instead of killing innocent pple about.

cana882:
Finally!!! Sigh of relief.. but y now I finished service after teaching maths and physics??

Bros may be it's not a bad idea to carry "NYSC 599" over then.

ahaika23:
The embarrassing loss of the APC in the just concluded Governorship election in Bayelsa state

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What is embarassing there ?.


It's pple like you that make news from something not new.


So PDP that lost d majority of d states under their umbrella including d Federal is not embarassing.

missKiffy:
but why the guy kan shine teeth like this

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The smile be like "Yes I don catch am".

I pray that the guy should not be another "JOHNNY" in her life (Ameen).

OP, how about we Nairalanders that always cook concuction ?. We add all d ingredients to the rice (I.e top & bottom joined together).


The rice water doesn't need salt sha ?.