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Health / Re: Hospital Conducts Free Hernia Surgery For 200 Persons In Lagos by Toybreezy: 6:27am On Nov 23, 2017
pimppimp:
In this buhari regime?
Anyway it's all for the camera


Grow up you Pessimistic leech

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Health / Re: Hospital Conducts Free Hernia Surgery For 200 Persons In Lagos by Toybreezy: 6:26am On Nov 23, 2017
This is quite refreshing, at least something positive for a change

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Food / Re: Is Fish Meat? by Toybreezy: 2:06pm On Nov 18, 2017
fineboynl:
only the flash of a mammal and bird is classified as meat. therefore fish is not a meat. rather sea food in the same catigory with sea creatures like crayfish.

from dictionary

meat

noun

the flesh of an animal, typically a mammal or bird, as food (the flesh of domestic fowls is sometimes distinguished as poultry ).

food of any kind.


the flesh of mammal is meat
the flash of domestic fowls are poulty
why that of sea food are fish.

lalasticlala seun


How about
Crocodile and snake meat that are not mammals
Religion / Re: Is It A Sin To Drop Empty Envelope In Offering Box? by Toybreezy: 7:23pm On Nov 12, 2017
Seun:
If God exists, He wouldn't be disappointed. Before you were born, he knew that there would be no money in the envelope, and He knew why.

I see sarcasm in this comment. We have free will remember, we are the one who decides our faith
Religion / Re: Is It A Sin To Drop Empty Envelope In Offering Box? by Toybreezy: 7:22pm On Nov 12, 2017
Seun:
If God exists, He wouldn't be disappointed. Before you were born, he knew that there would be no money in the envelope, and He knew why.

I see sarcasm in this comment.
Religion / Re: Is It A Sin To Drop Empty Envelope In Offering Box? by Toybreezy: 7:13pm On Nov 12, 2017
WORLDPEACE:

For over four years I have left.


I'm rather curious to know why you left. If you don't mind.
Religion / Re: Is It A Sin To Drop Empty Envelope In Offering Box? by Toybreezy: 9:40am On Nov 12, 2017
It depends...


FTC not bad!
Celebrities / Re: Omotunde Adebowale David: "97% Of Nigerian Songs Of Nowadays Have No Meaning" by Toybreezy: 12:16pm On Oct 17, 2017
every generation of music has those who spew trash songs and those who sing good songs.

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Religion / Re: World Likely To End On September 23, As Experts Match Great Pyramid, Bible Dates by Toybreezy: 5:02pm On Sep 24, 2017
Someone forgot to press the end button...
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Flaunts Customized Rolls Royce With Her Billionaire Dad In UK by Toybreezy: 8:52am On Sep 20, 2017
Boyooosa:
What a child needs to enjoy his/er father's wealth is just obedience but for a child with lowkey background, no no no... He / she needs words like: endurance, perseverance, resilience, tolerance, persistence, patience, allowance, forbearance, pertinence, humility, tenacity, pertinacity, continuity, doggedness, readiness, awareness, preparedness, controllable, capable, sociable, in fact cable, determination, dedication, discipline, 3Ds, 4Ts,9Ms, SWOT Analysis. SADB, MMM, MTN Cheat, GLO Advantage, Etisalat Awuf; khai small man pikin don suffer. All these for one man and u still want him to think straight? No be here o !
. I feel your pain bro

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Celebrities / Re: "You Are Stupid" - Eedris Abdulkareem Blasts Mr Eazi And Davido (Video) by Toybreezy: 8:19pm On Sep 19, 2017
Hilarious
Literature / Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Toybreezy: 7:39am On Sep 15, 2017
* The crossed eye teacher can't control his pupils

* show me my wrongs that are left so I can make them all right.

* if you get me angry I'll cause you an hemorrhage(rage)

More coming soon

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Family / Re: Woman Threatens To Abort Baby If Her Pregnancy Announcement Doesn’t Get 4K Rts by Toybreezy: 5:36pm On Aug 25, 2017
Others were quick to defend the woman in question, telling the abusers to let her live her own life how she wants to.

Family / Woman Threatens To Abort Baby If Her Pregnancy Announcement Doesn’t Get 4K Rts by Toybreezy: 5:29pm On Aug 25, 2017
Social media is great for some things, like finding breaking news stories instantly or stalking old school mates and comparing the many ways in which your life is so much better/worse than theirs.

However, it is also and incredibly messed up place at times, and nothing drills this message home quite like this news story, which will leave you looking something like this:

A young woman has gone viral on Twitter after she posted a photo of herself online, claiming she's four months pregnant and writing: "4 months pregnant. 4k RTs & I won't abort it."

Unsurprisingly, Twitter has exploded. The strange tweet has gone viral and Twitter users were quick to jump in and attack the woman for it, saying that she is not fit to be a mother amongst a barrage of other insults.

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Phones / Re: See Network Speed In The UK While We Celebrate Mediocre 1mb/s Over Here by Toybreezy: 6:55am On Aug 23, 2017
swagguElite:
Bros I hail oo! ...my highest na 520kb/s ....I remember I held my hand over the kitchen sink for hours ...mosquitoes enjoy that day aswear! ... I no fit shake talkless of move!

Around that 3am ...my mom came into kitchen n
Mom : what are you doing in my kitchen? ...
Me: Night browsing! ...

Mom: You kno I counted the meat!
Me: Waaat!

Hilarious!!
Mom: Beta leave the kitchen now!
Me:Mummy ooh yu can't understand! ...just leave me!

Mom: (Carries all the pots to her room)
embarassed fvccck!

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Pastor Who Wants To Eat Nicky Minaj’s Ass This Sunday (photos) by Toybreezy: 1:25pm On Aug 13, 2017
Lol
Celebrities / Re: Davido's Customized Mercedes Number Plate In Toronto Has His Name (Pics, Video) by Toybreezy: 4:30pm On Aug 06, 2017
Money is meant to be spent..

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Sports / Re: Neymar, World's Most Expensive Player Always Travels With His Family (Photos) by Toybreezy: 6:52am On Aug 06, 2017
Success
Travel / Re: Kitchen In Toilet, Shocking Photos Of 'Coffin Homes' In Hong Kong. by Toybreezy: 5:03pm On Jul 27, 2017
This is gross, I feel claustrophobic viewing the pics alone.

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Business / Re: Nigeria Loses N140 Billion To Apapa Gridlock Weekly Says Dangote by Toybreezy: 8:12am On Jun 21, 2017
three:
Does anyone recall what Babatunde Fashola gave as the excuse why this road was in a decrepit state?

Does anyone recall what Akinwunmi Ambode gave as the way to definitive way to resolve this debacle in his debate with Jimi?


I'm curious and I'll like to know
Politics / Re: Evans Can Still Beat Kidnapping Charges In Court by Toybreezy: 7:25am On Jun 20, 2017
This topic made me set how messed up everything is, the worst feeling is the fact that there's nothing I can do about it. I can't believe I'll have to raise my kids in this society. We are not safe!!!

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Literature / My Selcouth (a Short Story) by Toybreezy: 6:09am On Jun 06, 2017
MY SELCOUTH.
Andrew had never seen a lady as vivacious as Cynthia. She is the first of the two children of her parents.Having lost her father at the age of 10 to a fatal car accident and her mother's sight shortly after his death,she had to drop out of school and become the bread winner of the house.
She works 12 hours every day in Burgers and Shakes, although one could see her effervescent behavior while she does her work. A great observer would not fail to notice the slight unhappiness in her. Yet,this was the selcouth being Andrew admired. He had taken time to find out about her and now he was there at a table waiting for her to come attend to him. When he looked up, it wasnt Cynthia he saw! It was a Ann another worker who had come to attend to him. Surprised, he requested for two pieces of waffles and chicken adding that it should be made and served by the slim,elagant lady.CYNTHIA
What? He requested that I make and serve his waffles? That jerk!! She had bumped into him on her way to the shop on a Monday morning, she almost fell but he had caught her just before then. His hands had held her waist and even in her unconsciousness, she couldn't help but admire his handsome face. Seeing that he was a customer she started apologizing but the honey face only replied "good that you apologized". What arrogance! she replied back telling him he was also suppose to apologize back since he was the one coming out."I only apologized because you are a customer" she blurted out. The honey face only replied with a smile,'good that you replied'. Cynthia was only more irritated as she walked away angrily and called him names. So now he requested that she made his waffles. She couldn't have refused because of her boss' prying eyes. She found herself going to serve his waffles. Determined not to say a word to him, she dropped it on the table and showing him his bill on the paper she had written. She stretched her other hand demanding for money. Andrew only smiled and pretended to collect the paper from her,touching her hands and not letting it go. Remembering the article he had read on how to make a girl love you. He was able to practice it. Rule 1: Be friends. Impulsively,he asked,can we be friends? She gave him an angry look,then shook her head."Well then,I will like to pay Ann the bill".She gave him a long hiss before finally leaving his table
He was enjoying his waffles when Ann came.He gave her #10000 which was more than the normal amount. Stunned, Ann started to say it was more than the normal price but he stopped her,saying that he's aware.He asked her if she could give him Cynthia's number and without hesitating,she gave him from her phone.
"Pick your calls,pick,pick,pick".That was the tenth time he had called.He was bothered.Well,applying those rules had helped,though,he must admit that she was very stubborn but also vulnerable. She didn't know how rich he was yet. It's just been a month. And she wasn't picking her calls. He has become "addicted to her".He draws strength from hearing her voice. Work was impossible without hearing from her. Work?He had told her he was into a profitable business,yet prismatic Cynthia didn't ask any further question about it. Was she aware already it was a lie?
DAMN!WHERE IS MY SELCOUTH?

I'll like to be criticized .

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Politics / Re: Fayose Pictured With Tinubu, Okorocha, Osinbajo, Amosun At Lagos @ 50 Gala Night by Toybreezy: 4:46am On May 29, 2017
Esseite:
The more reason the west needs to align with the east...

Lagos would be de-mystified in event the country splits... obviously lagos would loose its popularity and value.

Population would reduce drastically... thereby, tax would go to the utmost low, IGR would reduce drastically also as other regions(countries) would seek self independence.
Development would go to the lowest as population has dropped and rents have crashed making it a less viable business.
The remaining populace would move to cheaper towns and cities as the tax generation would be too stringent for the remaining populace.

The springing industry in ogun state would go moribond as no buying populace.

south east (to many businesses with no buying power)
North.. (unneccessary population would bring about extreme poverty)

just the south south might survive but the area would be war torn.

Lets make Nigeria work, lets Restructure in a way everyone benefits and regions open up whatever they have to struggle to sustain rather than taking from A and spliting between ABCD.. it would only make BCD lazy.
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Vacancies In Ibadan by Toybreezy: 10:16am On May 13, 2017
I'm a graduate of English language, currently serving in Ibadan. I would be done with my service by December. I have skills in writing, computer, editing etc. If you need someone to proof read your documents, create and help you manage social media accounts. I can offer these services , please contact me on my email. Toybreezy@gmail.com
NYSC / Re: Warning To All NYSC Corp Members by Toybreezy: 6:40am On May 10, 2017
True
Autos / Re: Clean 1999 Camry With Over 400k Miles, Whats The Highest Mileage Youve Seen? by Toybreezy: 7:09pm On May 03, 2017
Maybe the body was repainted
Romance / Re: What's The Hardest Part About Dating You? by Toybreezy: 7:31am On Apr 23, 2017
I'm unpredictable and spontaneous..
Autos / Re: Largest Fine In History, Volkswagen To Pay $2.8billion For False Emission Test. by Toybreezy: 10:39pm On Apr 21, 2017
I hope they don't close up.
NYSC / Original Tips For Prospective Corp Members (2017) by Toybreezy: 10:10am On Apr 21, 2017
Hey everyone! I'm an corp member currently serving with 2016 batch b stream 2. Before camp I searched the internet for similar articles and I read a while bunch to fortify my self for the Nysc journey (camp & post camp).
While some of the information paid off, I'd be sharing tips on what the articles I found didn't prepare me for.

Registration process: this is the first stage, every prospective corp member should make sure they monitor their registration and the details imputed to avoid unnecessary stress. Some of the cafe operators only care about registering as many as possible to make money. The tips are as follows:

1) make sure your password is very simple and easy to remember.

2) your passport photograph should be very clear because that's what will appear on your Nysc Id card.

3) make sure you do the thumb print yourself

4) make sure you go over your details I.e name, institution, course etc very well before you submit the form online.

5) make sure you print a slip ( green card) that has verified your Registration to avoid scam or mistakes.

6) make sure you use an active email that you know the password and an active phone number too.

Nb: there's an added advantage to registering early..


Documentation process: These are the list of documents you'd be needing at the camp. I didn't take any risk during my time, I took all my credentials including my nursery school cert. (Lol). Here are the following documents you'd be asked to tender

1. Nysc green card
2. Notification of result
3. Medical Certificate of fitness
4. School Id card
5. Passport photographs
6. Nysc call up letter

You should have the original copy of the documents above and make at least five photocopies each.

Nb; if you have any sickness and you'd wish to relocate its advisable to go with other documents ( xray scans, doctor's report or letter etc.) and drugs that can prove that you really have such ailment.

Married women seeking to relocate should go with their marriage certificates, newspaper publication etc.

Follow this thread for information and tips..

Food / Re: Top Ten Amala Joints In Lagos! by Toybreezy: 6:56am On Apr 12, 2017
money121:
Ok

Amala A.J Lasu Ojo Campus grin grin

Oloye Food canteen beside Igando police station.... grin grin


Or amala extra.

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Education / Re: Which Federal And State University Pay The Cheapest Tuition Fee In Nigeria? by Toybreezy: 11:22am On Mar 16, 2017
Stevengerd:
How Sure Are U?
very sure I'm an alumni

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