₦airaland Forum

EngrMcDon:
Choi, could this be stomach?

i think say na only me see am.

Benjom:
I tap into this blessing. I have learnt that condemning what you desire is tantamount to shutting the door to such blessing. Oya, banters, where hath thou?

kai of all dem na u get sense pass. Anyway i key into it too.

I like to b her man, seriously not kidding. I hv tried getting her number but seem to b a daunting task.

Zanas:
These CAN people are just full of pomposity and pride just like the Pharisees in the Bible

dsame CAN DAT went into oblivion wen Fulani's are doing their masters bidding.

dodelight:
It is high time we SLAUGHTERED these northern animals threatening our peace in this country.

Y slaughter wen its easier to nuke d reprobates.

Destined2win:
Those Nigeriens easily walk into our bothers without anyone questioning them.

The time for me to be President is Now!!!!!!!!!!

That's d problem today criminals breeze in unchecked because dey r Muslims and speak Hausa too. most Hausa's u know today r from Niger and Chad.

abokibuhari:
If any governor is returning I'm sure kogi Governor will never return.

That guy is a curse to humanity

wat possibly could u expect from a motor park chairman in okene.

Afrocentric:
A GMAT

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Afrocentric:
With due respect. My names are is correct

Dont mind d OP he actually lifted this online only to paste it here. Some ppl would just absorb everything here hook line and sinker, even add d fisherman and boat. Pls b wise dont just absorb anything u see online not even wikipedia.
If u want to learn english both written and spoken pls get urself G-MART.

Elesu:
Wow... I made it. I'm on front-page. remaining FTC.

BTW Please those that are always on every thread, please how do they do it?
I mean those people that comment everywhere esp on political threads. Have they got no job or what Funniest part is their comments are always on front-pages I baffles me honestly.

Political thread: Well its wre d grown ups meet.

Terrorism loading..............

This Yoruba Muslims r really selling us out.

As long as we continue to allow our religious bigotry and ethnic sentiments direct our course, am afraid until christ returns Nigeria would only get worse. But if we can separate state affairs from religion; trust me we would overtake even some European countries.
They keep bringing in their religion to slow us down, now we r grounded lets restructure they said no we must remain SHITHOLES.

Jeromejnr:


What a shithole of a country.

I dont think Nigeria will ever be better till Jesus comes.

As long as we continue to allow our religious bigotry and ethnic sentiments direct our course, am afraid u r right. But if we can separate state affairs from religion; trust me we would overtake even some European countries.
They keep bringing in their religion to slow us down, now we r grounded lets restructure they said no we must remain SHITHOLES.

HeyCorleone:
I wonder how sane people are fans of such show.

Please help o. And by d way she knew wat she was getting herself into, dey own u and ur job is to act soft porn.

Abeg dis girl fine cos my babe tap pass her a million times. Better try find husband now before u b like aunty Linda dem

And they said TRUMP was wrong to call dem SHITHOLES.

And MURIC CULT blames CAN for telling Christians to vote out dis blood tasty ruler

This fool needs to understand Christians r d life wire of these country. His kind brought nothing but genocide to d table.

buhariguy:
can only be achieve by buhari till 2023

pls look up d meaning of NEPOTISM, and EARTH CLEANSING.

In my own candid opinion, i think PDP could use his gift as a counter measure to lia mohammeds humble truths. They b like if u think u can lie we now hv a fraudster to balance d game......
Chai uncle Tobi u ma self suppose know say 23yr old pikin wey sabi book just dey graduate or dey service now uncle na d joblessness make u young pass ur brother like this.

buhariguy:
What does bakare want?

A better Nigeria for d likes of u and i.

sarrki:
Op the guy know get name ?
Am sure he's omoluabi confirmed

Na hausa guy.

if she will renounce her tribe, culture and change her igbo names to Yoruba, plus speak d Yoruba language den tell her to join me at d alter.

y her leg twist like that now abi na gurugu she b.

Syphax:
Yorubas should stop deceiving themselves. We are all in this shit together

D igbos despise d Yoruba's but d last time i checked dey decided GEJs future. Pls take dem serious cos wen a Yoruba man says "mi o se mo"; trust me its over. Ask GEJ if na lie.

Omuneizzy6:
Nairalanders, please help.

Yesterday being saturday, I visited one of my friends... We had a little conversation about our christian lives, then he told me how he has been into masturbation since his early age 17. Though he was lured by a friend and now he is 27. He knew God at the age of 20. Now he is addicted to masturbation don't know how to come out of it,

''I have prayed, heard the word and fasted but when once the mind comes to do that I cant withstand, it will be as if a lady is standing beside me, in fact I will see some ladies at my back and front touching me''...

He also added whenever he sees any beautiful lady either outside or in the church he will be moved especially the ones that wear mini skirt.

Please where will this one start? Though he is not married still hustling for life. Solution please....

First u must understand fasting and prayers wont help u stop masturbating, like i once counselled someone; i told him he needs d 3Ds to b able to come out of it.
D 3Ds r "desire", "drive" and most importantly "determination". Just like masturbation it self starts with a DESIRE for sex, DRIVEN by lust and then d individual lost all control and bcoms DETERMINATED to explore.
D only way out is to reenact dsame process from how it began; u desire to b free from dis disease, with religion as ur drive but ur biggest challenge is not disciplined enough to b determined.
Determination is all u need, cos long before now i knew determination is stronger than witchcraft. NB: there is no anointing to overcome sex its mind thing, its y u r advised to stay away from bad company as bible says it corrupt good character.
u can start learning instruments like d guitar to occupy ur mind with some totally different from sex, as a decoy. But bros Bible talk say if u no fit hold body marry. u can contact me on 08183602921

clitlicker:
im not forming Einstein o, or Elon Musk.
But my girlfriend is below average when it comes to her reasoning.
she is studying a "useless" course in school, Local Govt Studies.
She lacks strategy when she addresses life matter.
If you discuss with her for 10 minutes youll notice her flaws.

she is very fine o and she has manners. i dont want to regret marrying her because of looks o.

can marring her be meaningful considering her intellectual laziness?

Abeg u fit help me with her number, cos u deserve better.

nerodenero:
Go back to London!!!

Y wen i hv bin looking for her and i hv found her.

Jamariwolf4:
Keep spilling trash. In your whole life, how much have you removed from your petty barbing salon income and given a woman?

its called a relationship not a JOB. Sex dolly would no doubt cut down or see bride price fall. Just that am afraid Nija babes go soon start dey toast us like dat girl wey wan propose man for ikeja shopping mall.

biacan:
Too high taste

may u not end like aunty Linda.

Atiku2019:
Nice One 2Baba

wch nice one I had to twit d guy before im Brain ring.