SomeHenro:
Please how can I compress my transcript in PDF to 300Kb??...It was 1.02Mb before I compressed it down to 512Kb. It has refused to go beyond this 512Kb using several tools online. Please kindly help �

you can try using paint on your laptop to reduce it to something like 50kb, then transfer it to your phone and click on print. The option to save as pdf is there and your image will be less than 300kb.

Confide22:
Relax dear, maybe something went wrong somewhere during the application. I understand how you feel... Better days ahead. Believe..!

thanks for the kind words!

Confide22:
Please guys don't forget to share ideas on the online 7mins test. It's on Sunday and Sunday is not far from now. Any information at all will be appreciated...

Meanwhile, who else just got another first test reminder from workforce.? It's like these guys are very good in sending mails..!

and I wasn't even shortlisted

Sirwallace:

ilovepfd app on playstore

thanks, cos nothing seems to be working.

Sirwallace:


I tried compress the whole file to 300kb. But the visual is very blurring.

How did you do yours?

hello, please what app did you use in compressing the file?

nelem:



CMS--Eko Hotel--Bishop Aboyade
from cms enter eko hotel roundabout, alight at the last bus stop which is the roundabout, then board a keke to aboyade cole

Thank you.

mathsguru:
Please guys how can I get to kpmg office at bishop aboyade Cole in Lagos from Ajah?

Hi guys, please how can I get to this same address from CMS?

THANKS

Just finished with the test. The data Analytics questions were okay, can't say the same for the first section due to time constraints.

Hello everyone.

I applied for this KPMG Graduate Trainee in May, till now, there has been nothing.

Am I the only one in this!?

noblefarm:
Pls guys how do I change my pattern. I have been trying my pattart to unlock the phone but it keep telling me to try again in 30seconds and for like 10times now it keep telling me that

Return the phone to the owner!

MPESA:


You are deceiving yourself.

oga, not every area is like yours o. Over here we have nothing less than 21hrs uninterrupted power supply in a day.

bLacKGoLd3:
Normally, I wouldn't respond to a thread of this kind, but the responses, which I'm sure is from devout christians, devout muslims, ethical atheists/agnostics and godless moralists, is quite sad.

First off, you get into a relationship with zero plans for marriage. Not trying to be a moral judge here, but I would have respected your choice more if your girlfriend was aware too. She clearly has feelings for you and most likely looking towards the future with expectations, hence her getting the mum to help out with this job. Sadly, you have no feelings for her and most likely only need her to keep your bed warm.

Now, the mother has pulled strings and probably played an ace reserved for family only, not knowing it's all a sham!

Let's even forget about the job for a second. Have you ever thought about how your girlfriend would manage a breakup? What about the mum/family who may be also be scathed from the breakup? How is this case any different from 'wicked Nigerians' who deceptively get married to ladies for green card? How are you any different than Yahoo boys? Don't you all serve the same gods - mammon and your belly!

Sadly, lots of Nigerians on NL are cheering you on. Tomorrow, same idiots will cuss at Politicians and brand them as thieves, but isn't it the same game of deception? Play along or deceive the people until you get what you want. After you win the elections and have your pockets full of cash, you can always assuage their bleeding hearts with bags of rice or cows.

The game is the game, right?
As I'll always say, a wicked people deserve wicked leaders and a land filled with wickedness, which is why Nigeria is the way it is today.

Young man, a good name is better than a sack of gold. Search your conscience and do the right thing.

Mehn... Wish I can like this post a million times. Very sensible and well put together. I was shocked lots are asking him to play along and "act smart".
@OP peoples emotions isn't something to be toiled with...you should be happy you have a girl who is ready to move mountains for you. Stop using people!!! #nuffsaid

Juliusmalema:
This is bad and I condenm it.

why inviting DSS to people living peacefully for ages.

condemn what!? It's about time... Those people are a nuisance.

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BOOOMNAIJA:
ANTY, HOW ARE WE SURE THIS IS NOT A GIMMICK TO GET UR BROTHER A JOB?

Exactly what I had in mind. WOW

Columbiana

SUPRRA:
a Jeep stopped in
front of them and asked them to pay N200 each to
be conveyed to Abakaliki. They entered”

OK jeep don become commercial transport car.

they are Corp members, most likely serving in one remote area. Commercial vehicles are hard to come by in such areas. Even I who is usually against all these free ride had no choice when I was serving in Enugu state. You just begin to flag down any vehicle that happens to Pass by. Thank God I redeployed.

Derojuzy:
Congratulations, what batch are you... Does that mean online relocation has closed.
I applied online since November, got approval today though I still paid.

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Derojuzy:
Really congratulations. I dnt knw so the online relocation as closed now]

I don't even know. It has been showing processing since then.

Derojuzy:
Am not sure of the counting cos of the batch C stream 2 that make them to close the portal early this year, so I dnt knw maybe the 3month online relocation is close or till march

I applied online since November, got approval today.

Derojuzy:
Am not sure about it cos hv paid one guy b4 and nothing was done on it.

same here, that's why I want to know how to go about it the right way. I don't even know how to go about the counting. Is it 3months after we left camp or from the first day camp opened?

Derojuzy:
how legit is it? What is the guarantee?

hello!? Any updates?

Is paying someone for the relocation the only way out?

Amandobolt:

Thank you for ur reply.
Is that the best thing to do?

hi, is there any update? What steps are we to take to get it done?

Derojuzy:
Hello guys please I need your help, am benue state corper batch c stream 1, at camp I filled redeployment form based on health ground but didn't work out so after getting my PPA letter and done the documentation. I paid one guy for the redeployment to Lagos state but it failed again. I wnt to ask how would I do the after 3 months relocation please

How far have you gone? I'm also interested in this after 3 months option.