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nairalandbuzz:
That wasn't what happened...

It happened in front of my office @ Alexander, Ikoyi.

The lady driving the Jeep brushed the guy car and sped off without saying sorry and the other guy ran after her... she was trying to make a supposed curve on speed and rammed into the electric pole... ...one other lady following them later blocked the guy when he was trying to enter into Onikoyi road.....

And bashment of that fine VW started

To top it all... The lady is an inexperienced driver... how could another car drive you off the road and then ram into a pole instead of turning the steering to his side?

Now this make a lot of sense rather than the OPs useless fable.

very easy

READ WHAT HAPPENED TO CHIKAS BREASTS..

http://smub.it/myi5

READ WHAT HAPPENED TO CHIKAS BREASTS here

http://smub.it/pn8u

No need to get obsessed with big butts get yourself a big butt...this actually worked on a lgbtq femboi ..

drss2:
if i was emefiele i for don resign teh teh save my intergrity from directionless govt. buari admin dey make am look clueless even though no be him fault naira dey look for crude oyel.

The truth is apc are holding him hostage at cbn. When theyre done using him they will dump him at efcc .

We only wanna hear the dirty secrets..remove or not.

OR

OMG ,my uncles doc

Restore your firm and bouncy breasts with

Lola I can see you and Olumide go thru a lot.
But wait, how do do you know all these are genuine complaints or just people trying to spoil our name ?
I would have asked the mod to lock this thread if I trusted their judgement but I think they're happy with all the nonsense allowed here.
I don't think we should respond to any more of this unless done via our official channel.

For the Amino 3000 lady, it is made in the US and the manufacturer has stopped production. I have found a source in the US and we will be shipping a small quantity over soon. But amino 3000 seems gone for good after this.

How as your trip Lola and Wheres Lazy stevecantrell...? The overpaid director ?

This will most definitely help !

dake40:
Some Guys on nairaland claiming to have what they don't... "If you succeed in fooling others, you can't fool your conscience"....

Get your self a toilet roll (tissue paper) and test your Girth size


Follow these

1, Get really hard on( fully erect)
2, Insert your dick into the hole provided in the tissue paper you have bought

If your dick slides in and you feel no firmness, sorry you belong to the 1st category of Dick types (smally)

If you feel otherwise, you have just passed the test...


And to those who failed the test, pls stop creating spamming threads on my favourite nairaland!



Here are the 3 major sizes of any Dick



1, Small dick

Take it or leave it, any dick below 5.7 inches in length and below 4.7 inches in length is a small dick

Average Dick
Dicks between 6_-7 inches in length and between 5-5.4 in girth

Big Dick
aka captain of other dicks, monster roster, brave. destroyer,etc

Are you

1, 7.5 or above inches in length?
2, Above 5.5 inches in girth.?

Yap, if you belong to the 7.5/5.5 family then you are a. DOP !(Destroyer of pu--ssy)















By the way I'm a DOP (8/6)











**Updated**

The size of the tissue tube must be 5.5 in inches, and if you can't find that,


Get yourself

1, A super glue
2, A thick paper( probably the back of a book)


Now cut the paper into this measurement

The length= 7.5
And the girth (circumference) equal 6 inches


Apply the glue to the edge of one of 7.5 inches sides ( the paper),

make sure the portion applied does not surpass 0.5 inches,

...

Now, form a tube shape with the paper in this shape (2nd image)

Whereby

Length equals 7.5 inches
Girth equals 5.5 inches...

Make your manhood way above average...

Its soooo very important , especially the thickness..

lepasharon:
What warranted this response?

Tramadol is an opiod. That is a fact what is opinion about that?! She corrected you and said she was a doctor so you could know she knows what she's talking about..jhezee

My G*d ! What warranted ?
Did you read her response ?
I mean I wouldn't tolerate that response, either.
And what did she correct ?
He never said it wasn't an opiod, she wanted to dismiss a fellow doctor on use of terms while ignoring a clinical truth untreated malaria causes seizure

What is she feeling like ?
I can equally say she is not in the medical line because she don't agree with me. Is that really OK ?

OMG !! Its 100% Natural and it actually works !

Just massage with Ultima twice daily.

stevecantrell:
How's your side ? I'm at Glover road.

Lol ! I'm on the mainland already, home sweet home...see you tomorrow pm.

stevecantrell:
You sir are a RETARD !

RETAR.D is a better name.

NAWA for that Firsteva o. She got a problem only Jesus can handle. I wonder what ?

So he fulfilled his power promise by re commissioning a 25yr old plant ?

GEj must take his supporters along with him, to wherever his going in June 2015.

doctokwus:
When many Ibos daily are beginning to realise that the GEJ presidency is a scam against the Ibo people,

Are you sure they realise ?

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chimkaire:
How many times are you gonna repeat same line? Who is Olumide? Is he the salesperson and what's his number

I just saw your post.
I think the Mr unavailable has been blocked.