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Politics / Re: Supporters Gather As EFCC Grills Saraki’s Wife by ToyozzieTohBad(f): 3:21pm On Jul 28, 2015
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Politics / Re: Supporters Gather As EFCC Grills Saraki’s Wife by ToyozzieTohBad(f): 3:20pm On Jul 28, 2015

Politics / Re: President Biya's Tweet On Buhari's Visit To Cameroon Goes Viral (photo) by ToyozzieTohBad(f): 3:20pm On Jul 28, 2015
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Politics / Re: Unpaid Salaries: Imo Workers Begin Indefinite Strike Today by ToyozzieTohBad(f): 10:18am On Jul 28, 2015
Romance / Re: Things To Know Before Dating African Men by ToyozzieTohBad(f): 9:37pm On Jul 24, 2015
IS TIWA SAVAGE AND HER BABY PART OF IT?

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Politics / Re: Save Kano Nine Trending On Twitter by ToyozzieTohBad(f): 9:36pm On Jul 24, 2015
bamite:
Be careful what you say in public, you may not be that hard to find. A word is enough for the wise.
Oponu ati ko ifa nle..
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: Yahoo Boys; When The Baba That Blessed Your Laptop Is Sure! by ToyozzieTohBad(f): 6:06pm On Jul 24, 2015
Lol.. Awon omo Wobe!
Politics / Re: Army Retire 11 Generals by ToyozzieTohBad(f): 4:33pm On Jul 24, 2015
Good. Awon Agbaya's.
Celebrities / Re: Fans Freak Out Over Ini Edo's New Photo by ToyozzieTohBad(f): 4:30pm On Jul 24, 2015
Age is catching up with her.
Romance / Re: Being A Female In Nigeria by ToyozzieTohBad(f): 12:22pm On Jul 01, 2015
There is no harm in admitting you are f00lish. Admit it. It won't hurt you since u are used to it. Ode. See his head like bicycle seat. Ara awon ta so na niyen.
mablie:
exchanging words with women is a complete time waster.No logic ever
Romance / Re: Being A Female In Nigeria by ToyozzieTohBad(f): 12:09pm On Jul 01, 2015
Who is insulting you? Its a compliment. All am saying is choose between being ugly and being f00lish.. Life is too short for you to be doing the two at the same time.
mablie:
Insults right??Why should I expect anything else from a muskrat??stop whining and get to work fixing ur lives okay cos men and society are tired of doing it for u.Lazy gnoose
Romance / Re: Being A Female In Nigeria by ToyozzieTohBad(f): 11:55am On Jul 01, 2015
I Tire Oo.
sandrannna:
Why will this thread make front page? When the thread is not silly.
Romance / Re: Being A Female In Nigeria by ToyozzieTohBad(f): 11:54am On Jul 01, 2015
Bile Product Have A Thousand Seats Already. Women Deserves More And It Shall Come To Pass But Your Big Head Will Forever Remain The Same.
mablie:
Typical victim mentality.Being female is hard to youEither go and live in any fantasy country that treats women fairly,go for a sex change to become male or kill yourself.I have no time for whiners
Politics / Re: Court Dismisses Agbaje’s Petition Against Ambode by ToyozzieTohBad(f): 11:51am On Jul 01, 2015
Sore loser
Politics / Re: Save Kano Nine Trending On Twitter by ToyozzieTohBad(f): 11:35am On Jul 01, 2015
Religion Where Their Prophet Defiles A 9 Year Old Girl. And Not Only That. Awon Weyrey.

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Travel / Re: Indonesian Military Transport Plane Crashes In Medan Area Killing Dozens by ToyozzieTohBad(f): 11:23am On Jul 01, 2015
seunfape:
mumu.
Awon ara ile yin lon bawi.
Romance / Re: Being A Female In Nigeria by ToyozzieTohBad(f): 11:22am On Jul 01, 2015
Please let's contribue to this thread and hopefully we can make the front page and show this guys what we are going through. cry
Romance / Being A Female In Nigeria by ToyozzieTohBad(f): 11:21am On Jul 01, 2015
This topic was trending on Twitter yesterday #BeingAFemaleInNigeria

BEING A FEMALE IN NIGERIA

1. where moral teachings are targeted at women because you know boys will be boys.

2. means you cannot tell a guy you like & want to date him. Unless you want to be called ASHAWO.

3. He gets home from a long day at work. She gets home from a long day at work. But she's supposed to cook while he waits.

4. Your husband cooked? And you opened your mouth and ate the food? What kind of woman are you?

5. From 25 till death you will be bugged about [1] When will you marry [2] When will you born [3] We want boys

6. Don't buy a car before you marry. Especially if you're above 25. You'll scare the men away.

7. You're not allowed to have standards. Be grateful men are even toasting you.

8. You are 30, unmarried with a good job. Sorry sister, you have failed.

9. Being smart doesn't matter. Having a good job doesn't matter. Just shut up, get married and give birth to many babies

10. Your husband slapped you? Sorry. What did you say to make him angry? Go and beg him.

11. you can't choose to be childless, what's the purpose of your womb.. your mum gave birth to you. YOU MUST HAVE YOURS.

12. After marriage If you are unable to conceive within a year of marriage, you are barren.

13. Where moral teachings are targeted at women because you know boys will be boys.

14. if you're looking for an apartment, prepare for rude enquiries about who's sponsoring you.

15. The vendor in traffic will put the Forbes Magazine behind and automatically offer you Fashion and City People.

16. If another driver hits your car by accident be prepared to accept sorry. He has begged you and he has your type at home.

17. you can't go to club on your own to have a solo drink, you're a prostitute.

18. if you own a car, you couldn't possibly have bought it with your own money.

19. You're a runs girl until proven innocent because by default you're a gold digger.

20. if you are fair then you must be bleaching and if you have a long black hair (not natural) you will be called a runs girl.

21. Being taken as a free for all lender or discount machine after all as a woman you don't really need the money you earn.

22. Wife tells husband this is the fifth 5 child! husband replies "but you know they are all girls! YOU CAN'T STOP NOW.

[ This is not about feminism, it is about common sense. We all know our society makes being a woman a tough job ] ADD YOURS.

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Romance / Re: My Fiancee Slept With Another Man. by ToyozzieTohBad(f): 5:30pm On Jun 30, 2015
That is very bad! Dump her abeg. 7 month pere?

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Leader Arrested In N’djamena, Chad by ToyozzieTohBad(f): 5:00pm On Jun 30, 2015
xcolanto:
The show goes on! After the dura born paid 21 million dollars to your bank account why would you guys not catch even boko sponsors and cooks and cleaners! Nigerians are still learners when it comes to politricks.. Muchechemucheche cheesy
You have a head big enough for two brains. Why do u comment foolishly?

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Leader Arrested In N’djamena, Chad by ToyozzieTohBad(f): 4:58pm On Jun 30, 2015
Thank God! That Shekau na Bastard!

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Travel / Re: Indonesian Military Transport Plane Crashes In Medan Area Killing Dozens by ToyozzieTohBad(f): 4:47pm On Jun 30, 2015
Sorry I Wanted to use the "Sad" smiley.... I hope you can breathe now?
priscaoge:


What's funny? angry
Travel / Re: Indonesian Military Transport Plane Crashes In Medan Area Killing Dozens by ToyozzieTohBad(f): 4:42pm On Jun 30, 2015
All these chinese-looking peeps no sabi fly plane ni?

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Crime / Re: Suspected Ritualists Behead Okada Rider In Ekpoma by ToyozzieTohBad(f): 4:15pm On Jun 30, 2015
Check the body, scene for finger prints. Oh I forgot. We don't even have criminals record. RIP
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Tweets About Why He Didn't Honour BET's Invitation by ToyozzieTohBad(f): 11:12pm On Jun 29, 2015
I support him jare.

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Politics / Re: Meet The New Chief-Of-Staff, Hamid Ibrahim-Alli by ToyozzieTohBad(f): 3:04pm On Jun 29, 2015
He is not the Chief of staff. The story has been debunked.
Romance / Re: Ladies, Which Number Are You? (photo) by ToyozzieTohBad(f): 2:13pm On Jun 29, 2015
6 grin
Jokes Etc / Re: When You Don't Know Where Your Relationship Is Going : Picture by ToyozzieTohBad(f): 11:18am On Jun 29, 2015
Ok
Politics / Re: Cleaning Pdp’s Mess Requires Painstaking Planning – Presidency by ToyozzieTohBad(f): 8:33pm On Jun 28, 2015
BABA IS WORKING grin

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Politics / Re: FG Traces Looted Funds To UK, Switzerland, Others by ToyozzieTohBad(f): 7:43am On Jun 27, 2015
Adupe o

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Politics / Re: Buhari Holds First Jumat Prayer Inside Aso Rock Today (photo) by ToyozzieTohBad(f): 4:41pm On Jun 26, 2015
Good. May God answer his prayers.
Politics / Re: President Buhari Dissolves NNPC Board Of Directors - NTA by ToyozzieTohBad(f): 4:25pm On Jun 26, 2015
The Change Is Here.

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