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Politics / Re: This Picture Explains Why Atiku & PDP Should Get Your Vote This February by Tozocalamity: 10:27am On Jan 04, 2023
Obi we know!
Politics / Re: How Far Can PDP Go Without The G-5? by Tozocalamity: 7:19am On Jan 03, 2023
apc wil come third in this election behind labour and pdp. Pdp as the runner up wil quickly concede to the winner . obi should go write his victory speech already, congratulating Nigerians

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Politics / Re: 2023: More Labor Party Candidates In Lagos (Photos) by Tozocalamity: 6:51am On Jan 03, 2023
U just help but to love them . OBIdients is a family.
Godwilling, I wil vote LP candidates from top to bottom.grin grin

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Will Be In Trouble If Obi Is Not Elected President – Adebanjo by Tozocalamity: 3:10pm On Jan 02, 2023
there is this adage that what an elderly man sights from afar while sitting on a seat, even if a younger climbs and iroko , he wont not realy see it.

our elders like obj who is in his 80s and pa adebanjo who is in his 90s have shown us who to vote for.

not out of sentiment , or emotion but out of the wealth of their wisdom and experience in life by the reason of their age.

if we are wise, we wil eagerly follow their guidance ,
Religion / Re: Pictures Of Late Pope Benedict's Body Lying In His Home Chapel (Photos) by Tozocalamity: 7:55am On Jan 02, 2023
may his soul rip.
see how he is lying peacefuly as if he just taking a nap. Kudos to the mortitians that worked on his body after his death. they're doing a good job. he is well looked after.
Romance / Re: Should I Wife Her? by Tozocalamity: 9:48pm On Jan 01, 2023
unless u can are sure that u can cope with meals that contains excess pepper and palm oil then u go ahead, otherwise find way and Bleep am and move on
Politics / Re: Atiku Will Reopen Nigeria’s Borders — Tambuwal by Tozocalamity: 1:29pm On Jan 01, 2023
peter obi wil also open the boders so that the high cost of comodities wil reduce.
Politics / Re: PDP Crisis: Ayu Fights Back, Blocks G5 Governors’ Nominees For Poll Duties by Tozocalamity: 1:18pm On Jan 01, 2023
Wow this is getting intresting. meanwhile ive collected my pvc and dat of my fiancee yesterday. we want a better nigeria and therefore wil be voting for labour party.

Romance / Re: Hookup Didn't Start Today, Our Mothers Started It - Prophetess Jane Chukwu by Tozocalamity: 12:31pm On Jan 01, 2023
kestolove95:
We know prostitution originated from South East... Evn d hookup Nd call girl are all eastern invention...
must you look for a way to debase southeastereners every chance you get? you fool!
Romance / Re: I Feel My Penis Size Is Small by Tozocalamity: 12:25pm On Jan 01, 2023
I thought there are penile elargement pills you can take to make it larger? Go to those herbal medicine stores and ask for it.
Politics / Re: Father Emmanuel Obimma, Ebube Muonso Endorses Peter Obi For President (Video) by Tozocalamity: 9:20am On Jan 01, 2023
Agbadocassava:
Endorsement in futility, Tinubu is the next president of Nigeria he’s the only one capable of turning the nation around


In order to recruit 50 milion youth into the army and feed them with agbado an cassava. y do u reason so poory?

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Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Pictured With Ribadu And Gov Badru In Mecca (Photos) by Tozocalamity: 9:12am On Jan 01, 2023
Tinubu can never be our president. Nigerians have refused to be cajoled into voting for mediocrity a second time.
Celebrities / Re: I Never Knew I Had So Much Endurance In Me - Yul Edochie's Second Wife, Judy by Tozocalamity: 9:05am On Jan 01, 2023
ahnie:
I have adopted endurance as my first name sadly,I do not know how long I would bear the name.


Let's see how long the name would fits, before it wears off
my beutiful queen ahnie. Happy New Yea
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy New Year 2023 Nairalanders by Tozocalamity: 6:56am On Jan 01, 2023
H A P P Y N E W Y E A R E V E R Y O N E !.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brighton Vs Arsenal (2 - 4) On 31st December 2022 by Tozocalamity: 6:54pm On Dec 31, 2022
Im supporting Arsenal to win the league . Peter obi to win presidency. Babajide sanwo-olu to win lagos gorvenorship. an so shall it be. 2023 wil surely be a fabulous year.

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Health / Re: My 6years Old Son Escape Death In A Ghastly Accident/faithful God. by Tozocalamity: 3:30pm On Dec 31, 2022
Sorry for the unfortunate incident . wisgng the young man a speedy recovery.
Romance / Re: I Don’t Want To Die Unmarried – Single Woman Cries Out by Tozocalamity: 1:35pm On Dec 31, 2022
She said it as it is instead of pretending lto be fine without a man in their life like most nairaland ladies do.
Politics / Re: Over 1.7million PVCs Uncollected In Lagos - INEC by Tozocalamity: 12:51pm On Dec 31, 2022
Osibajo2023:
hope it is not in Lagos, Lagos election will be tough, if you are caught voting for another part, aside Asiwaju, be ready to face the consequences. I warn you
no amount of treat or intimidation wil stop the iminient loss of your party at the polls. Dont test the collective resolve of millions of nigerians to elect obi their president. dont dare, it wont end well.
Family / Re: Nigerian Groom & Bride Storm Wedding Reception In Keke Convoy, Photos Stun Many by Tozocalamity: 12:37pm On Dec 31, 2022
The woman should be submissive to her husband in all things. the man should love her in return. so that their marriage can last.

i'm wishing them a blissful union grin
Romance / Re: Nairalander Please I Need Urgent Help by Tozocalamity: 8:57am On Dec 31, 2022
oga look for a way to solve your proplems yourself. Stop disturbing others people with your matter.

or dont u know that everbody have their own individual problems that they are dealing with quietly?.

And if u have no other options, Go to God in prayer .. No dey worry us.

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Politics / Re: Yoruba Nation Agitators’ Radio Station Begins Operation Jan 1 by Tozocalamity: 9:09pm On Dec 30, 2022
God1000:
You have a point, but do you think it is feasible at the moment? I think It's a pipedream for now.

I still want Nigeria to remain one despite all the challenges we have, I don't want the biggest black nation on earth to break apart.

What we need are good leaders that will unite us and work for all

its too late already. No good leader can unite us as one anymore. the civi war and its aftermat damaged the trust and unity that once existed between us beyond repair . its a pity the country may not be able to make any significant progress as one entity becos of this

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Crime / Re: Ugandan Man Beats Wife To Pulp For Interrupting His Sex With Another Woman (Pix) by Tozocalamity: 12:02pm On Dec 30, 2022
virginprincess:
Africa men are so shameless and heartlessundecided,tueh.
Cary ur smelly pussy go and sit down.
Crime / Re: Unexpected 600k Alert On My Phone This Morning, Pls Advice by Tozocalamity: 11:53am On Dec 30, 2022
Oga check well, all these nairaland girls don full your dm as they hear 600k. na their way.. very nonsence people
Crime / Re: Unexpected 600k Alert On My Phone This Morning, Pls Advice by Tozocalamity: 11:47am On Dec 30, 2022
Jennyclay:
Biko, come and take me out on an expensive date with the money OR you buy me iPhone 13 with the money. I really need to change my phone before the year runs out.

Thank you.
Buy u iphone 13 becos your toto is gold what ? Nawa for you gold diggers

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Romance / Re: Somebody Help Me I Am The Verge Of Commiting Suicide by Tozocalamity: 7:30am On Dec 30, 2022
Hope u finaly found a solution or did the landord finaly eject you guys. Lardlords ought to be linient atimes this country is fucking hard
Romance / Re: Primary School Yabs: Drop It Like Its Hot by Tozocalamity: 5:26pm On Dec 29, 2022
u mess kwili kwili fly gate. U mess all the fishes inside river niger shout "are we safe"?

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Politics / Re: What I Noticed On Lagos-ibadan Expressway by Tozocalamity: 3:06am On Dec 29, 2022
If only our south eastern gorvernors can emulate their colleauger on this and stop playing politics with our lives and safety.
Celebrities / Re: Rosy Meurer Celebrates Husband, Olakunle Churchill On His Birthday by Tozocalamity: 7:23am On Dec 28, 2022
tonto dike wil be in regrets.

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Kidnap Ogbuehi Pius Egwuekwe In Anambra (Photo) by Tozocalamity: 6:36am On Dec 27, 2022
Maybe we need to reinstate sars to tackle the insecurty in the land. it is becoming overwhelming.

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Romance / Re: Virginity Is The Best Gift U Can Get From Any Woman. by Tozocalamity: 7:51pm On Dec 26, 2022
SPAMBOX7:
We do. I have one currently she's even begging we have a baby. But I still dey reason am yet to make a decision
how sure are you that she's a virgin. are you sure u not being naive here. how old is she?
Romance / Re: Virginity Is The Best Gift U Can Get From Any Woman. by Tozocalamity: 6:25pm On Dec 26, 2022
Do we stil have virgins among our nigerian girls ? i dont think sow.

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