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BAT: na me and you today
VPO: ode, Dem Don plan you finish
CBA: Round 1 gban! gban!!

Stupidity upon stupidity.

They can't even repair their generator.

Cannot feed himself properly, skinny hungry looking, with no ssce certificate.

And na this type girls go dey follow say Dem get guy.

If you report this one give EFCC na you Dem go lock up for wasting their time

Recharge2cash na so God go punish you for stealing people's money.
Your own na drunk policeman go kill you

ust monitor to check if he can read and explain what he wrote.
If he can he is brilliant, just monitor him and leave him alone.
If he can't, you better start thinking of vocational studies fast.

My children had the same issue, my son changed in ss3 on his own.
The writing became so beautiful it is like an artist drawing.
My daughter is in ss1, her writing is smallish and almost ineligible, but off-recent it has stayed to take that artistic from, it is still smallish but the improvement is showing.

As they grow older when they can comprehend more it would change.
My youngest child of 8 years is already coding,
Internet generation

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AutoChick4U:
Hmmmm, I wonder how he copes with d kid and I find it hard to believe a woman would abadon her child..

Don't be surprised, know of someone whose woman jumped out after 3 children, dude took care of them all by himself.

Success bro.

Forget!!?!?

All of us na naija.
Na all off us get the same craze, same mumu, same wickedness for head.

My question is this?
Why is it difficult for our Nigerian girls abroad willing to marry a guy they meet online?

I know say Yahoo boys don mess up every where, but you happen to find out the guy is real,........... you like am,..........., Chatting, gisting, video calls, guy dey buy you stuffs delivered to you,....... She dey buy dey deliver to guy,............. guy man say make you come e go pay, you say no.
E say make him come dia, you say no.
Yet you wan dey fiancee for the man family members?

Wetin dey happen

AutoChick4U:
Hope you actually stopped and didnt cum as it was gross?

Handsomejok:
I have a big problem � I separated with my wife because she was a witch and the cause of my downfall. I had the custody of our daughter who is now 1 years 6 months old.

After getting rid of the witch I taught my business will be better than before but no. Things become even hard for me I started experiencing body pain and unknown sickness and we have been to church where I was told my daughter Is a witch her mother has given her the mission to kill me.

After prayers and fasting my health is getting better now and I have been to 2 different churches just to confirm that my daughter is a witch and yes it is true. I have packed her stuffs and i took her to her mother but she is doesn't stay there anymore and I don't know her new address. I am not a wicked person but I don't want her in my house because I don't want to harm her and regret it. What do I have to do with a witch?

I always feel sorry for Nigerians, we Sabi do something upside down.
1. Believe it or not we have to sides, physical and spiritual. And no matter how to try or give excuse, success in life is how you marry the two together with understanding.
2. From your writing you are a church person. Not a Christian.
Because a Christian would know that he has been given charge over serpents and scorpions and they can in no way hurt you. It does not mean they will not try, but they can't win.
3. She is your daughter, she has your blood, if she is really the one attacking you, no matter where she goes you're in trouble, because now she has a reason to attack to. You threw her out of the house.
4. Think of it this way, misdirection.
Pet her, love her, give her everything she wants. Take to church regularly, teach her Christian songs, let her watch a lot of Christian movies, oyibo ones, not 9ja ones filled with demons and monsters. Her physical side will start to fight her spiritual side because of your kindness. If her mother has a hand in it, because of the fight she will come out from where ever she is, because she too would be having a difficult time controlling the girl. She would want to know why the physical side is fighting the spiritual side.
5. If no changes, then you have evidence that the child is not at fault. Taking care of her is not 1 week thing. As a Christian you should be ready to have patience to fight your fight.
But if you want sharp sharp negotiation, baba in ijebu is there

myomy:
Please don't crucify me.

I am a Christian and a faithful woman who unfortunately got married to a womaniser. I never enjoyed him once because he prefers to use his free time outside the home with either single girls or married women. I think is case is somehow spiritual (he needs serious prayers). He even resorts to violence when I accused him of cheating, I mean he has started beating me because of other women!He doesn't pay attention to me nor even touch me for weeks. To even pay a simple complement is wahala.

Now I'm bored with it all. I need a friend of the opposite sex not for sexual intimacy nor for extra marital affair but someone I can talk to, turn to for companionship, somebody I can call and he will be there when he wanders away. Somebody I can look up to. Do you understand? I'm talking about a kind of relationship that existed between Jonathan and David. Do you know why? I dint want to develop hypertention thinking about him and his escapades.

Or is there anything wrong with a married woman having a male friend especially if you married a man who is highly irresponsible and doesn't have time for you? I wouldn't have been looking for somebody like that if i had married a decent man. Most times I am lonely even when he is around his presence doesn't make much impact because he is either watching TV or playing with his phones.

Many people don't understand the relationship of a male and female. All is not about sex, you just need to have an opinion from a different sex from time to time.
I was in your shoes once, tried desperately to make things work, it didn't.
I was even desperately thinking of getting married again, but at the end on the day, most of the female friends I have are married women. No sex, just businesses and advice.

But babe, shine your eye.......... All the glitters is not gold..........
He may be a womaniser, but he is your womaniser.........
He has weak points, try and find them out and use them.

But if you still insist, it would be nice to get to know you better and be friends.
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You went about it the wrong way, and this is what kills us Nigerians. We don't know how so we condem.


You don't go to a receptionist and tell her to sign company money to you.
Customer care are receptionist.

You were supposed to ask for the loan department. Either business loans or retail loans, personal loans are only for those with salary accounts.

Giving you a loan depends on only 1 factor, your DTI, debt to income ratio. How much are you earning to be able to pay that debt.
So if you walk into any bank you are 99% likely to be refused because you don't have a track record of income, but if you talk to your accounts officer of your bank, where you have a good track record of income, then you are 99% likely to get that loan.

Thank God for Fintech companies also, if you understand debt management, stock and bonds you can raise unsecured loan from your phone nowadays.

It just depends on how much risk and mode of payment for income you are willing to put into your effort.

Remember, omo dis na 9ja,shine your eye and double your Hussle, always ask

There is a spacewalk going on today, fixing power upgrades.
You can watch by downloading ISS tracker from Google play store.


Nice topic, I wanted to ask if there is no space texh treads

What does federalism mean in Nigeria.

Gobestica!!?!!

Meaning of federalism in Nigeria... One must die for the other to survive

NITEL vs GSM

NIGERIA AIRWAYS vs PRIVATE AIRLINES

NNPC vs PRIVATE REFINING CAPACITY
(NNPC no wan die)

NEPA vs CONSTANT LIGHT
(NEPA no wan die)

FIRS vs STATE REVENUE

Abeg Nack ya own.......
My head wan bust, this no be wetin dem teach us for class

Have an Indian friend planning on coming to Nigeria early next month.
He just took his jabs (you know the one)

Now he is telling me that he his having "I am a Legend" kind of dreams.

I tell am say na film trick,. E say explain.

� Wafi, how I wan take explain.......

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Maritime, Agriculture and General Commodities.

We are currently handling export of 100000MT of Biomass (PKS) for a Chinese end user.

We are using Crowd funding as an option to raise the required capital for the project, where individuals, companies, cooperatives can buy units and reap in NGN8000/week as returns.

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FOR INVESTORS
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Your honest opinion will help in taking a decision

You can't go by road to cape Verde. It's an island.
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Am divorced, 7 years now.
Off recent I have been thinking of getting remarried instead of staying single.
I met this lady, and we have been seeing each other steadily for 2 years now.
When I met her, she was leaving a guy she was staying with because he didn't want to marry her. Believing she was single we started dating
I decided to ask her to marry me, only for her to switch off and not come any closer,
After some weeks she would come back, and when I ask her about marriage she would say ok, and disappear.
When I call her she would tell me she wants to reformat her brain.
Today I decided to call her only for a man to pick the call and tell me he was kicking her out of his house because she said I have more money than him and she does not want to marry him again.
I pretended I was a friend calling to find out about her whereabouts because she was not coming to her shop again.
He was complaining and said enough is enough she must leave.

She never told me she is married
Her brother never told me she was married

Now am hearing this.

What do I do

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