₦airaland Forum

Jodesky:
My dad is a Babalawo so I know about all these things. Magun can only work on the skin, so what ever device that can protect the skin will certainly prevent Magun from working.
Please ride on brother, with condom , there can't be Magun.

However, should the device(condom) fail you, please don't hesitate to send me an email and mark it "VERY URGENT"

@ bolded: end of story.

Honestly, why do I even bother responding to some people on this Nairaland.

Mr man, better receive Jesus in your life.

Pataki:
I seriously do not like going after peeps on a faceless forum and castigating them at whatever time and opportunity it arises. I deliberately decided to let you be on the culture thread seeing that you were already beginning to weep like a 6months old baby deprived of suckling her mother's breast.

If her story is a sham, what is your point of posting? Hit the ignore button and move on, or better still look for a good dongayaro tree and begin to eat it like a termite (go and bu igi je) if her story worries your idiotic senses.

I wonder how you simply live your real life if you are so much filled with hate when people post on a cyber forum.

you sound like a cow.

Did you finish high school at all, or did you drop out since you couldnt cope?

In case you havent noticed, i don't normally bother responding to you or even reading your posts, since you've always seemed like an illiterate, imo.

Anyway, Deepzone is calling you on another thread to come and wash her underwear. Here's the link:


https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-196093.0.html

Jodesky:
Hey dumbie, what exactly is your problem with this poster? What local language do you understand (you are certainly a failure with English) so that we get a NLander to translate to you?. You have exhibited your total ignorance and sickmindedness with your unwarranted jibes at the poster.
Must you always open your sewage-mouth into every matter. Why not read, then get someone translate into a language you understand, then react , when your senses are still in place rather than vent your personal frustrations on this site. You stink as much as your vituperations.
Go and get your manners (of speech) polished. You have been too sequestered away from civilisation, hence your complete lack of decorum.

where did this monkey come from, and if you're a man, why disguise yourself under a new id?

your mother stinks doesnt mean all women stink, sorry.

i know you thought otherwise.








in fact, me sef I get problem for not checking people out before responding to their posts.  See the kind of person I'm responding to:

Jodesky:
My dad is a Babalawo so I know about all these things. Magun can only work on the skin, so what ever device that can protect the skin will certainly prevent Magun from working.
Please ride on brother, with condom , there can't be Magun.

However, should the device(condom) fail you, please don't hesitate to send me an email and mark it "VERY URGENT"

debosky:


Who talk say nairalanders nor sabi grammar??

Abeg Tpia cool down o, you've become very aggressive these days, hope all is well.

Can we just get a magun expert to sort this out one way or the other??

In what way have i become more aggressive?

I've always been outspoken as far as i know.

But really, people are taking this sistawoman crap too far.

Imagine someone coming on here to boast about extramarital affairs and the same set of ignoramuses who were telling naija women to worship her on another thread, are silent on this one. That's a very useless mentality.

this is the kind of woman all players deserve, for real. Make them wife wash her toto inside their vegetable stew.

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=202330.msg3171897#msg3171897 date=1228241890]@ tpia

if u r not here to help the woman get a clarity of what went down with her friend then waka far and stop making a fool of yourself. its ok to yab folks as long as the yabbing makes sense but some of u are so obsessed with attacking sistawoman u don't even think before u switch to attack mode. read the post before saying anything and stop acting stupid [/quote]@ bolded:

abi oh.

some of us just like to pick on poor ol' helpless defenceless sistawoman because we're so jealous of her happy married life and her good husbands on nairaland and elsewhere. It hurts the more because we cant get a man due to our bad character.  oh we wish we could be sistawoman.

all these idiots wey woman don mortgage them brain with jazz.

serves em right anyway. na karma wan catch them.

indeed.    

.

..

.

[quote author=Aloy.Emeka link=topic=202599.msg3172388#msg3172388 date=1228247533]@tpia,
can't somebody speak for both groups at the same time? Must everything be polarized?



@tpia, can you expantiate please? So it means that because i'm igbo, I stand behind whatever Quotasystem whom i suspect is not even igbo is saying?. You are a very foolish hog with a reptilia brain.[/quote]can you shut up and get tpia out of your poor excuse of a brain.

I'm explaining something to David- do you mind?

All this acting as if Yorubas and Igbos have the same worldview is one of the root causes giving rise to people like you. They dont, and the sooner you get that through your thinking faculty, the better.

are you just seeing Quotasystem on nairaland or what rubbish are you trying to prove here.

wey angie?

She must be looking for more pictures to show the British Home Office as a way of boosting her asylum application.

I'm sure she should get her stay as soon as they see how bad she had it in the Nigerian gutters.

I personally wouldnt have the heart to deny someone a visa after seeing that kind of thing.   In fact, I'd just award visas like candy to her and everyone from her village.

nuzo:
Driver in nigeria? Now, i know how much you hate me.
Apart from the fact that i will be collecting my 7,000 naira salary with a fight, the chances of me leaving up to 40 years will be like 2% as the roads are death traps. Add to the fact that i could be hacked to death by your fellow northern jihadist, that means that i might not live up to 30 years. Now, if that is not pure slavery, i wonder what it is.

I'll rather wash plates here with peace of mind and watch reasonable people do something productive with their lives, because only God knows i can't stand the corruption, madness, barbarism, cowardice and hypocrisy that are abound in nigerians.
Imagine nuzo watching your fat bellied corrupt lawmakers deliberate in their ogodo migo grammar on NTA, that will be suicidal for me.

I'd say this post would look good on your asylum application.

very heartrending points there.

nuzo:
Unfortunately for you guys, the chinese govt are ready to destroy any baggar that comes near me

hehehe.

You got jokes.

how long before the Chinese govt tells you what they've thought of you all along?

see him pontificating on the internet.

toshmann:
some people make me laugh

wake up guys, naija is dying. there is not unity. patriotism my a--. i feel the pain, even when i know nobody involved in this mess. i can imagine how david and debosky feel when they know somebody involved in the mortality list.

hmmmmm . . . .some words are better left unsaid

funny how you can imagine david and debosky's pain but not javalove's who didnt call for the dissolution of Nigeria.

You have selective emotions, maybe?

I guess the real debate is who is more terroristic.

DavidDylan:
Again another untruth. Not once have i suggested that i speak for the yoruba . . .

yes you have.

On another thread in this politics section, today.

DavidDylan:
First you said i was speaking for yorubas now i'm speaking for igbos? which is it?

you're speaking for yourself and your interest group but claiming to be speaking for Yorubas.

At the same time you're also speaking on behalf of Igbos.


Check your previous posts.

DavidDylan:
they, we, us . . . bla bla bla . . . abeg blame the muslim hausa/fulani hegemony please. We are not the ones sabotaging the country, infact without the south the country would be no better than Niger republic.

Were do these frauds come from?

Its far easier to play the blame game than to face up to what most of us actually are.



by the way, have you noticed the way you're rough riding over other people who don't share your views on this matter?

You seem to imagine you're speaking for all Yoruba people. What gives you that impression,really?

You may be speaking for Igbos, but Yorubas dont practice their own politics like that. With Igbos, when you speak to one, you're assumed to be speaking to all. With Yoruba, you only speak for yourself and your political godfather. And there are many godfathers, so different people speak for their different interests within Yorubaland.

Nigeria is just a nation of saboteurs, thats all. Also known as a fifth column, ie people who are citizens of one country but also actively working towards the destabilization of the same country. Normally, they do so because they're working for outside interests.

Didnt we see the same thing during the slave trade?

For some reason Nigeria seems to have a higher number of saboteurs than other African countries. We've earned a reputation for such activities and that definitely has to be one of the major reasons why foreign countries profile us the way they currently do.

Its far easier to play the blame game than to face up to what most of us actually are.

sistawoman:
What have i done to you that you would call me a lier in an open forum? Is it because I asked you to read first before responding? Is it because you have lost all faith in good, responsible, loving and caring Nigerian men? Is it that you are a tad bit jealous that I snagged a good one? Is it because I wear my love for my Nigerian man on my sleeve and have no problem telling anyone that will listen or read what a great man he is? Is it because you wish you could be me? Is it because my user name is mentioned more than yours?

Or maybe I am delusional and took too much cold medicine this morning.

Either way they have people that you can see for your problems. I am very good at internet research and can find you a doctor there in New Zealand, anything to help a fellow NL out. Just let me know what i can do to help. Pale (sp) about the cussing before.

@ bolded- look at this one.

same old statement every time. Shouldnt you have come up with a new response by now?

Most naija men don't like boring women. Though this  pie in the sky "husband" of yours seems to have eaten some jazz from your pot. Who's jazz is greater- yours or his- is still up for debate.



Boring isnt hip. Redefine yourself. If possible.


Continue talking to yourself here instead of serving your "husband". Or maybe you're busy with your nairaland "husbands" for now.

operation "wet tie' on nairaland.

.

.