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simba1:
Why are you not out, celebrating like the others do? do you feel lonely? where u grounded? do you feel today is not christmas? do you have nobody to take you out? well, let's have fun here then! who's first?

Why must you assume just because someone is not out "celebrating like others do", therefore its a bad thing?

What's the point of this thread?

Confessions of a fat housewife

DavidGodwin:
Who has done this to you?

The op is campaigning for buhari on another thread.

@ coogar

The rules you violated are 2, 3, 7, 8, and 9.

If the site admin refuses to do anything about your matter ( while banning me consistently), then we will need to explore other avenues for this case.

I'm not sure why a thread titled "hilarious confessions of a fat housewife" was considered frontpage material.


I thought hate speech is against the rules?

And the so called "joke" was not even about a housewife?

If you're going to make fart jokes, at least they should be funny?

Front page plz

Wbb

djeezy:
Ive read this joke before. Still funny tho.

Nah, its not.

And yes, its been reposted on nairaland multiple times

When all of them get serious, they'll release their books to the general public?

Buhari needs to get rid of your type, you can only hinder him.

ibson99:
I came across this picture online and I've been cracking my brain on what qualities should i choose in my ideal wife and which ones should i forgo... Build your ideal wife too lets see.

You feel you will marry?

So what is the crime here?

Her being fat or being a housewife?

Or farting?

Na so 2015 go meet una o, inside gutter.

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Who cares?

Does it make me a sharer in the oil money and national cake?

kelechiMarie:
Really

Really.

If I found cheating attractive, I would say so.

I prefer reading a book instead.

Why on earth would people be fighting and developing hurt feelings over things that are none of their business?

Somebody's wife ( you heard) is using her maiden name as her middle name, and folks on nl are getting upset over it? Its not their own wife or girlfriend ( if they have any), its not people who have anything to do with them, yet they are here displaying all kinds of behaviour over wetin nor concern them.


Na wa o.

Where are we going with this, because I don't even know what to type.

Double27:
people's profile

Huh

Try sitting on one thread for 3 and a half hours, that's what I call social media addiction.

@ the madame

Thanks for the heads up.

I actually don't remember interacting with you on the thread in question, there were too many posters and it was too long.

I did notice people are still on about the issue though, seems they are still fighting.

Anyway, hope they'll sort themselves out, and if not, that's that.

Wow, people sat on this thread for 3 whole hours.

Amazing.

Sauron1:
Free will.
Humans must accept what will be will be.
I bumped ma leg on a stone just because i wasn't careful NOT because i cussed Iyabo a fortnight ago.
Whether i cussed Iyabo or not, i would continue to bump ma foot on a stone if i am careless.

Shouldn't your profile be looked into?

coogar:
there's a camera in your spouse's bedroom.
have the room scanned

Aye e ti baje sha.

It means your mama is a f.ool.



That's why you possess your extra chromosome.

And why your father never cared to know you.

coogar:
odin forbid!
that task is your forte. patronising the weaker sėx to get your napë rubbed is the main objective of any skët-saving captain.

you remind me of a folklore i heard about years ago. there was this dude(i was told) on this forum with your attitude. he would defend the womenfolk to the hilt. he even confessed to having washed undies of his partners in the past & reh reh reh.

few weeks after his self-confession, about a dozen chics bombarded his email begging him to have their babies. some of the dozen chics included married women & a 44-year-old tpia. as far as the dude was concerned, it was mission accomplished.

few months later, same chics came on NL to cry how they have been scammed by the dude. half of them withdrew their students loans & personal savings to consolidate their union with this dude. in the end, they got burnt with multiple gnashing of the teeth.

the brainless bimbos consigning your comments & copping clïtoral erectiöns with your comments don't deserve my pity. don't get me wrong - i ain't saying you are a scammer & even if you are one, it's not my intention to knock your hustle. the whimsical coogar just wonders


if history will repeat itself......scratch that, the cynical coogar wants history to repeat itself.

Se ori pe ori e daru sha?

Yes, go ahead

Na only your friend?

Anyway, the resemblance is not so much.

Isaiah 45:7

I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.

noticing the use of "create" in this verse, is interesting.

create means to bring something into existence, to cause a situation or something new to exist, to produce or bring about by a course of action.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/create


God says darkness and evil are also things which are created by Him, as opposed to when he "forms" and "makes" light and peace.

Form is when you shape something from pre existing or available material, while make means to form, cause or create.

Richiy:
When a girl starts attracting guys that are always asking for sex, she should start asking herself questions. Something has got to be wrong somewhere.

true.

op check your dressing and manner of talking.

Dbestmax:
so wats ur point exactly

good question.

mikeansy:
What is Nigeria doing about all this?

are we treating our resources and the revenue from it with the preciousness it deserves?

we need to get our acts together

would be a miracle