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ypeace: According to wat i heard ooo..... Hmmmm, d gal is married and she is not trying to flush anytin o...... U knw galz nah..... E be lik say all u v bin poundin since monin abi na aftanun na rumor..... Buh the only sig part of the story is dat a baby was born in da toilet @ moremi.... D rest of d story get diff versions and diff remix...abi na remixes

yes, na remixes.

Thespian: The part 4 (400 lvl) Agric student was actualy a depressed young lady...i guess... The baby was jes 5months old wen she gave birth to him..cos it was a boy..the child was found in block C MOREMI hostel and the little baby was attended to...people guessed she had used pills that brought the baby out untimely..

so, you people have modified and updated your story. . . . . . . ... . .

after you get busted again, be sure to modify it further.

timpaker:
So they use facebook too? I thought they don't use computers and TVs. And the bride even had make up on, na wa oooo. This is like animal farm's law : all men are equal but some are more equal than the other. BTW, happy married life dude and dudess

not sure where the couple worships, might be a different church perhaps.

@ topic


seems the bride is originally from delta state and is she a lawyer?

funnyx: I attended deeper life for 6 years, I left when I became convinced that their doctrines are nothing but putting one in perpetual bondage, I like their Bible study though. The last straw was when my brother was heavily criticised for using a gulder key holder.

but why was he using a gulder keyholder while attending the church?

chidindufrank: your schoolmate wrote "when did you finished". Were you taught something like that at OAU? @ you, what is doesnt ?

calm down, jeez.

everyone makes typos occasionally, still doesnt compare to the ones who make millions of typos with each sentence simply because they're too lazy to work on their written english.

as per "doesnt", do you prefer "dont"?

too much hollywood or is it rap, no doubt.

chidindufrank: The truth remains that 90% of Ife(OAU) graduates don't know how to write good english. U no learn concord for jss2 ? I dey cry 4 ur head hia.

at this rate, you should stick to speaking your dialect, because english clearly doesnt gell with you.

dayokanu: You sure?

CHM 101 All students in faculty of Science, Tech, health Sciences, Pharmacy, Agric and part of Faculty of Education and EDM

Basically only Admin, Law, Social Sciences and Arts have nothing to do with CHM 101

well, you just answered your own question?

spenca: Well i would come argue this wid you if you create a trend for it presently this is for the baby that almost got flushed by some .......

jamb should be blamed for your situation, so, i blame jamb.

although, it wasnt jamb who made you devilish?

you do sound like a scammer however, not even sure jamb should be involved since there's no evidence you ever took it.

did someone take it for you perhaps?

is the op her lawyer?

[quote author=m.esther96]n u expect me 2 read al dz crap??! wen my txtbuks r sitin idle here!

i'l rada read a whole dictionary dan read dz 1.mtchew!

wil dz evn decrease d price of garri![/quote]are you even reading anything at all?

maybe you prefer wizkid section, why not go there.

spenca: Yes! Ur evil..... you swear

because i'm not a lying scammer, i'm evil?

you're satan's spawn.

ManTiger: That was then, I'm a complete guy, fun + studies. When did you finished? Which course? We might have Jam each other for Phil class shaar.

unless you're a lecturer, we didnt, like dayokanu pointed out. I was one of the "ancient ones", closer to the founding fathers sets than the hip hop batches.

those phil classes were fun, werent they. Too crowded though, such a relief when everybody moved on to their own departments.

felt like secondary school paapaa- all the noise and karo ojire before the lecturer arrives, when everybody still dey trip say dem dey university.

jambites, lol and smh.

the fact is, everybody who is somebody, is commemorating at this time.

everybody who is a nonentity, is not.

so, there's nothing wrong with being a nonentity, just dont disturb people because of it.

Dubemkelly: Really inspiring tho...Its kinda kul when one starts on d wrong side,if one eventually makes a mark,he's more competent nd knowledgeable, A guv'nor who had a poor background knows d plight of d poor. Govt aint what we see on d outside,until u enter,u wud confess dat deres much 2 work on nd fight 4

Joarams: I guess by 'poor' you actually mean common background because I read the text and I didn't get the sense that he's from a poor family

i think he's from an average lagosian family, most likely educated.

his dad might be rich though.

Joarams: I think Mr. Fashola should just go ahead and write a book on this. He has put his Lagos experience in a very simple, easy-to-relate-with format. There's not point having such brilliant illustration without having proper record for posterity.

i agree

Ayatullah: With Governor Fashola's Midas touch he could have still been a wonderful mechanic............so we have lost the best mechanic Nigeria never had!

nigeria [or is it lagos] would have been a first world, industrialized region for sure.

but we thank God,

[quote author=ngwana.mobu]Yes, you're right, God is my Father. But there shouldn't be anything wrong with me acknowledging all the hard work my mom went through to raise me, with NO help from my earthly father. As for marriage, I aint about that life!![/quote]what's the point in making yourself miserable over what you cant change?

you're holding yourself down that way.

maclatunji: LOL. She has a sense humour too.

the two of you, e ma fimi si aarin o.

"ma" as in dont.


i have an idea of nlers' tricks and stratagems by now.

@ amelian

^wise words.

Demdem:
Shut ur useless trap. U sound really daft. I simply stated what i know when I was a student there and u are here talking rubbish. Iidiot.

you dey craze ni?

which kind yeye student wey no even fit string a coherent sentence together, very d.aft thing.

ManTiger: 75% of moremite are big women, even those with small stature has big melons and botties.
My sister, na true o.

i think its because moremites are big girls in the sense they're seasoned students, unlike mozambites who are still freshers ie wet around the ears [minus the non-jambites of course].

not necessarily referring to girls statures, haba.

no be book una go read, btw? Why noticing women.

[quote author=T-john]Is not everyman that impregnates a woman that is called father
Fathers do much more than that. When a woman doubles as both father and mother,
the children also regard her as Daddy. kudos to such strong women out there.[/quote]why would a child regard their mother as their father?



[quote author=ngwana.mobu]There's nothing insulting about it. If her father didn't man-up and do what was expected of him then it's good that she sent her mom that message! Respect to all the single mothers out there.[/quote]father's day, not women support day.

if the father is absent, and there's no male figure that can be addressed as the same, then God is always a father.

no need for unnecessary drama, time wey una suppose dey prepare for relationship, una go take am abuse men.

smh.

its father's day, not mother's day.

and must she copy miley cyrus?

these social networkings are getting pointless.

gboss4sure: From the sound of the name you will understand they went through enough disagreement before they came up with it... The K Ritual

yes, the names are all AA, wouldnt expect kim to be comfortable with that.

when they're ready, they'll let us know if those are the baby's names or not.

Demdem: Really strange. If it was the back of Fajuyi hostels, I would like highly probable.
When I was there, cleaners normally see foetus constantly at the back. Those doctors that reside at the medical floor then normally carry out abortion and dispose these innocent souls to thrash.
Wouldn't know if such still happens sha.

please stop your s.tupidity.

no ife person talks like you, obviously you never set foot in the place because even the cleaners sound more enlightened than the crap one hears on nl.

i cant explain these things to you bush products wey full here.

geez.

i do hope this "news" isnt an attempt to introduce the cult unrest going on in other universities.

i'd suspected the protagonists would try to spread their devilish agenda to other federal university campuses.

they've done uyo, moved to benin, now they want to continue in ife.

probably move northwards from there, starting another boko haram no doubt.

tjskii: Wat kinda silly soundin name is donda

Wat dunderhead names his kid that,smh for kimye

donda is his mum's name, and she was a professor.

Did anyone complain?

Xmas: Igbos Desert Lagos

Even the popular Auto Spare Parts Market (ASPMDA) located at the Lagos International Trade complex would be closed to customers from today. The market will only reopen in the first week of January

https://www.nairaland.com/371471/xmas-igbos-desert-lagos

Igbo Market In India To Close On March 2

The Igbo market on Mohammed Ali Road, Mumbai, India, will be shut-down on March 2 in honour of the late Ikemba Nnewi, Dim Chukwuemeka Odumegwu-Ojukwu.


https://www.nairaland.com/882840/igbo-market-india-close-march

must people whine about everything?

this is annoying.