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Islam › Re: Another Hoax!!! The Man Too Handsome For Saudi Arabia Who Wasn’t by tpia5: 3:26am On May 10, 2013
why are you trying to escalate the matter further?

the man has been removed from facebook, he's not disturbing you so just let things be.

its God who creates people and gives them whatever look He deems fit.

why making trouble over these things?
Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Wizkid & Omotani Omotayo (His Girlfriend) by tpia5: 12:30am On May 10, 2013
where is she from in nigeria, which part of europe/america is her non-nigerian side from, etc etc.

this does not say much about her:

http://www.talkofnaija.com/news/134058_what-you-don-t-know-about-wizkid-s-girlfriend-omotani-omotayo
Celebrities › Re: Picture Of 7Months Old Pregnant Mrs Annie Idibia by tpia5: 12:26am On May 10, 2013
so, all tuface kids were born in the US?

interesting.
Literature › Re: Freestyling Work by tpia5(op): 5:01am On May 09, 2013
He experiences the Seas


He decided to talk to her, but just as he opened his mouth to say something, music wafted across the breeze. It was a soft lullaby, and he couldn’t figure out where it was coming from.

Oh great, said the lady, so we’re in the sea of music after all, I was afraid we’d drifted totally off course and might be getting somewhere else, like close to the Cave of Dislike.

The young man decided not to ask what the Cave of Dislike was. He could guess and that was sufficient for now.

The music was changing, as they paddled. It seemed they’d left the lullaby behind and were now in more rigorous waters. The tune had transformed to a rigorous, choppy melody and the water appeared restless, in return. Paddling was harder for him now, and he broke out in a light sweat.

The lady asked if he wanted to switch places, he replied that wasn’t necessary right now but probably in a little while.

Where is the music coming from, he asked.

I’m not sure, she said, but I think it’s the water currents. Either the music originates from the current or the water simply carries it along, coming from somewhere else. Or could be a combination of both, we haven’t been able to figure this out yet.

The music was getting fainter while he rowed. He took that to mean they were leaving the sea of music and moving into different waters. He was proved right when he noticed a school of fish just ahead of the boat. They were moving rhythmically through the water, stopping now and then to face his direction. They seemed to be looking at the boat during those moments, but he couldn’t be sure.

Tell me, he asked the lady. Are we in the sea of education?

Yes we are, she replied.

And the sea of education involves schools of fish, and those fish over on that side of the boat are learning about us right now.

Well, yes she said. You’re quite right.

The school of fish was fading away into the distance, and he could see their bespectacled leader swimming purposefully through the water.

He caught sight of another school of fish, they were swimming round some algae which they examined interestedly. He thought he heard words drifting through the water, but he couldn’t be sure. He strained his ears to hear more. He picked up “sunlight”, “food”, “energy”, “photosynthesis”, “food chain”, "bigger predator”, “ecosystem”, and had to turn around to ask the lady if the fish were talking.

Can you hear them, she asked.

I think I can, he responded.

Well then, she said, if you feel you can hear what they’re saying, then maybe you can.

She didn’t offer any further explanation, and he gave up trying to ask.

They rowed on and met more schools of fish, differing in size, colour and structure, he noticed some followed the boat while others observed it from a distance.

Then they rowed slowly out of the sea of education (he could still hear the occasional music wafting over the ocean), and everything was quiet. The sun was starting to descend now, still a golden orb of intense brilliance and reflected brightly on the water.

Is that the sun’s usual colour, he asked her.

Yes, why do you ask, she responded.

I just thought it might be a different colour, since everything here is different, he said.

No, the sun is the same, said the lady. At least, the colour’s the same.

Hmm, he said, and continued rowing. The sea before them stretched out like an open plain, there were fewer ripples that he could perceive, and over in the distance, the water was calm and flat, almost like a lake.

The lady followed his gaze and knew what he was thinking.

The sea in the distance is called the sea of life, she said. That is where life forms begin, but we wont be going that way. Very few people are actually able to get into that part, its protected by a very strong current which also blocks entry. Far beyond it, where the mist rises, is the sea of creation, also off limits but beside the sea of life.

Ah, I see, said the young man. So, now, we’re headed for the Plains of Beauty.

That is correct, she replied.
Literature › Re: Freestyling Work by tpia5(op):
What the young man learnt while he rowed


He woke up to see the early sunrise throwing rays across the horizon. The sun hung beautifully above the water, a giant golden orb covered in a soft mist which seemed to rise from the ocean ripples.

He grabbed the paddle from where it lay in the middle of the boat, and earnestly started rowing. He loved the fresh breeze blowing in his face and the slight spray from the paddle’s motion through the water.

The lady woke up shortly after, and nodded in his direction. He nodded back, and turned to his rowing once again. She bent slightly down and scooped up water to wash her face. Then she sat back and seemed ready for conversation.

Where are we now he asked.

Not sure she replied. We were headed towards the other seas but I’m not sure how far we might be off course. We should know where we are, shortly.

He thought about this.

Well, he said, since we’re sailing the ocean, on a journey to a destination , are there creatures such as sirens, mermaids, and the like around here somewhere? They’re in most stories of this type.

Hmm, she replied. That’s Greek mythology, not this one.

Can you describe this place, he asked. I don’t know much about it.

Ok, said the lady. I’m not sure where exactly we are, but as I pointed out before, we should find out shortly. I do know that somewhere around these parts, are the Plains of Beauty, the woods with the jivey old man, the town that history forgot, and the town that history always remembers.

Wow said the young man, rather amazed by what lay ahead. That’s quite a list.

I know, said the lady. There is also the Farm of Broods.

What’s that last one, he asked.

It’s a farm where broods ripen and mature in their pods. They are picked at maturity, by harvesters who are also the ones tending the farms all along.

Anticipating his next question, she went on: the broods are cared for severally until they grow and start their various occupations. I believe you’ve met some already, in the forest with the old wise man. The creatures by the glass trees.

Yes, I did see them, the young man said.

This was all very interesting, so the young man pondered on it for a while, thoughtfully rowing his paddle and watching the water swell and fall with its motion. The lady was watching him, and her expression was rather ambiguous, he thought she seemed poignant, but when he looked up at her, she quickly put on a smile and looked more cheerful.

Hmm, he thought, I wonder why she seemed that way, maybe I should ask her about herself. She does give the impression of being rather private though, not sure she wouldn’t consider it intrusive if I did so.

He debated with himself for a while, staring helpfully at the water.
Travel › Re: DV 2014 Winners Meet Here by tpia5: 2:55am On May 09, 2013
Journi2America: This questions na waoo! House?
you go fear question.
Islam › Re: Drawing Positives From Tonight's Newsline by tpia5: 2:53am On May 09, 2013
Two Nigerian Muslims, a man & an hajia own one of the biggest Techno-Pharmaceutical companies in the Americas
whats the name of the company.
Food › Re: A Male Nairalander Cooking Jollof Rice by tpia5: 11:57pm On May 08, 2013
looks nice but could be redder.

a little palm oil can help with the colour, although technically jollof is supposed to have only vegetable oil.

looks tasty sha, cant lie.

gosh, i used to have that pot and stove grin I think it went for N50 or thereabouts back then. Had to replace it regularly though.

are you sure this is a recent picture or from years ago.
Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo Cooking Spaghetti & Rice At Home (Pictures) by tpia5: 11:22pm On May 08, 2013
Car Talk › Re: Flying Car Finally MANUFACTURED !! Industrial Production In 2 Years by tpia5: 11:15pm On May 08, 2013
interesting,
Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo Cooking Spaghetti & Rice At Home (Pictures) by tpia5: 11:11pm On May 08, 2013
pendusky: Lol, Some people jelous coz they cant cook
true that.

i can mash spaghetti, problem is getting anyone to eat it.
Celebrities › Re: NEW DISCOVERY! Elshamah Igbanoi's Baby Is Paul Okoye's First Child.. by tpia5: 11:08pm On May 08, 2013
is it a competition, huh

who are the camps timing pregnancies, conception, sperm fertilizing the egg, timetable of sex and ovulation, which girls to throw at someone, etc.

oya, make una divide una selves into camps- those who are behind the girlfriend should call themselves camp A, those behind this other lady, camp B, those [eg moi] who consider the story fabu, camp C.
Romance › Re: I Am Convinced....yoruba Men Are the Sexiest Men In The World! by tpia5:
[quote author=Mrs..Chima]Giving a tribe a compliment means one is sexually starved? I weep for Naija ooo.[/quote]sexually starved of hot and spicy intimacy.

that's much more intense.

maybe the guy [?] wants somebody to probe him/her further. S/he might be selling something.
Politics › Re: Nigeria, South Africa Sign Visa Waiver by tpia5: 10:48pm On May 08, 2013
Horladortune: lol, i cant stop laughing..... We have 3 types of passport... Diplomatic, Service/Official, Regular ... We don't need to start teaching immigration here on NL na
found the info, thanks.


what categories of govt officials use the official passport?

i think i should know all this, surprised i dont.
Politics › Re: Nigeria, South Africa Sign Visa Waiver by tpia5: 10:48pm On May 08, 2013
automaticcarzz: Official passport is not the same as regular passport.
oh, ok.
Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo Cooking Spaghetti & Rice At Home (Pictures) by tpia5: 10:44pm On May 08, 2013
when are we going to see a picture of seun and mukina cooking- dem no dey cook abi dem no be celebrity, which one.
Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Producer Says Films Wit Pornographic Scenes Didn’t Pass Through Censor by tpia5: 10:43pm On May 08, 2013
its all about the target audience, in nigeria there's no guidelines in place as to who should view what.

like district 9 or is it district 12, supposedly banned but everyone still saw it anyway.
Celebrities › Re: Photo: Is Rapper Ikechukwu Missing His Ex (sarah Ofili)? by tpia5: 10:30pm On May 08, 2013
ok, the breakfast looks good, he's eating healthy [somewhat], kudos.
Family › Re: pp by tpia5: 10:24pm On May 08, 2013
you be witch or something?

satanist?
Culture › Re: 10 Things Most Nigerians Do Not Know About Slavery by tpia5:
not technically.

besides, johnson was a free black.
Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo Cooking Spaghetti & Rice At Home (Pictures) by tpia5: 9:30pm On May 08, 2013
FILEBE: damnnnnnnn! han han! Seun! are you seeing this? Is this what your new rules meant? that we should forcefully read rubbish and comment on them?
lmao, of course seun has seen the thread on front page, not like its about how to not be controversial or anything like that?


what in the name of God is my business with Ini Edo cooking spag?
the op did not say the picture is for you dear. grin

its a sisterly thing, for our african sisters.


afterall, if others are doing theirs, why cant we do ours.
Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo Cooking Spaghetti & Rice At Home (Pictures) by tpia5: 9:26pm On May 08, 2013
tatiana009: The difference is at least you would know it's a mishap, she on the other hand is so proud of that pot of food hence her posting the picture online. That means she doesn't even know its bad,
yeah right.
Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo Cooking Spaghetti & Rice At Home (Pictures) by tpia5: 9:24pm On May 08, 2013
armyofone: they are good in cooking periwinkle and idikankong grin

spaghetti is foreign hence the lumpy looking spahellti.
she tried.
we know how we women do.

spaghetti sells very well in nigeria, i doubt people dont know how to cook it.
Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo Cooking Spaghetti & Rice At Home (Pictures) by tpia5: 8:24pm On May 08, 2013
Well, i guess the question which needs to be asked now, is why is a lady from a region which has long said they are the best cooks in nigeria and no other tribe comes close, suddenly pretends she does not know how to cook spaghetti.

Why the thread immediately made front page is moot, the real issue here is why post a picture of what you clearly know is not acceptable to everybody viewing it, then pose so innocently for the camera, like "oh i'm a helpless female, just trying to cook here".

Just wondering,since we all know how spaghetti is supposed to look, and even oyibos have said they use youtube to learn how to cook nigerian foods? If every computer has google, shouldnt we have googled the right way to cook a dish?

Abi some computers dont have google ni, not sure.
Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Rick Ross Performing On Stage, Madness? by tpia5: 7:23pm On May 08, 2013
as long as he's collecting his money, its all good.

havent others done worse? huh
Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo Cooking Spaghetti & Rice At Home (Pictures) by tpia5: 7:20pm On May 08, 2013
Emylexray: ha ha ha ha! So true! Some even mash the spaghetti cheesy
that one na lie o.

unless some other place mashes spaghetti?

nigeria don suffer sha.
Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo Cooking Spaghetti & Rice At Home (Pictures) by tpia5: 7:17pm On May 08, 2013
That's comparable to someone dropping fufu mounds in a pot of soup.
eaten elsewhere but not in nigeria


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