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Nairaland General › Re: Why So Many "new" Posters With <10 Posts In Romance Section Especially by tpia5(op): 4:49pm On Jul 23, 2011
yes, but why are so many users suddenly taking on new ids all at the same time.


and majority of them converged on romance section.
Family › Re: by tpia5: 4:47pm On Jul 23, 2011
hey you two, you obviously havent noticed you've been abandoned by your crew.


mad people do not feel shame but others feel it on their behalf.
Romance › Re: Is It A Sin If One Refuse To Marry? by tpia5: 4:44pm On Jul 23, 2011
Jettage:
@tpia@

For your rash,

I would not have responded,

I see how comprehending English is a real problem to you,

You would probably have preferred a street slangs, just maybe you would understand

My disjointed “Elizabethan expression” is indeed a minus I must re-learn to be apt as you are

There is no need for the rouse

You still would not……………

Come up hither grin sad grin
once again, thank you for dedicating your third post to me.

i'm really honoured and i can see i'll always be special to you on this nl.
Politics › Re: Our Country Nigeria Is The Giant Of Africa! by tpia5: 4:41pm On Jul 23, 2011
We migrate to distant land were we really are not wanted
werent you one of the cameroon migration movement on another thread.

abi are you originally from there? huh
Romance › Re: Why Are Girls So Stupid To Fall For One Night Stands? by tpia5: 4:39pm On Jul 23, 2011
^^you're OYO ie on your own, sweetie.


give it a rest.

i know you disgraced yourself far too much already, so just salvage whatever is left of your user id.
Romance › Re: She Is Married But Kept Calling And Sending Romantic Messages by tpia5: 4:37pm On Jul 23, 2011
all these dumb threads don tire me jare.

oh help, my pr*ck is here, oh woowzers my pr*ck is there

yepa! my toto just scratched me when i saw your typewriter

ah! i am in shock because my privates have eyes, mouth and nose and can see, call and smell yours

a girl looked at me yesterday and my life has never been the same

a male nler said hi via yim and i've been unable to focus since then


blah blah blah.


redundant.
Family › Re: by tpia5: 4:29pm On Jul 23, 2011
coogar:
i am awarding myself £500 to blow denzel2009's head off with a ball. . . .

[img]http://chzgifs.files./2011/04/1103a5d1-e064-43fd-a9b3-d1c15ccb3027.gif[/img]
Family › Re: by tpia5: 4:28pm On Jul 23, 2011
cuddlemii

kindly stop embarassing yourself here.

find something to do.
Romance › Re: Should I Keep On Sacrificing Myself To My Family Or Shd I Stop. by tpia5: 4:20pm On Jul 23, 2011
poster if indeed you arent one of these waankers switching gender like people change pant, abeg do what you want to do and quit asking darn strangers on the internet if it's ok to keep s.hagging your lecturer.

geez, what concerns anybody with how you want to live your life!!!!


there are women who head overseas to italy, middle east, etc to practice the same- do you hear them shouting here like you're doing.

nonsense.
Nairaland General › Re: What's This Rumour Making The Rounds by tpia5(op): 4:18pm On Jul 23, 2011
this thread still dey? huh

wow, jobless people full nl.

even me wey i start the topic don take break but others are still waanking.

i don forget about the thread sef.

oya, make una carry on- i'll check back from time to time.
Family › Re: by tpia5: 4:16pm On Jul 23, 2011
@ coogar

love your profile picture.

so obvious you're of gorilla lineage and ancestry.

but seriously, take your gaay romance with dayokanu to dating and sexuality section instead of disturbing us with it here and ruining an interesting thread. undecided
Family › Re: by tpia5: 4:14pm On Jul 23, 2011
coogar:
i am putting £500 on cuddlemii to blow my mother's head off with a ball. . . .

[img]http://chzgifs.files./2011/04/1103a5d1-e064-43fd-a9b3-d1c15ccb3027.gif[/img]
Foreign Affairs › Re: So Oyinbo Too Dey Bomb; Norwegian Bombing Carried Out By Norwegian Citizen And Not Muslims by tpia5: 4:11pm On Jul 23, 2011
Muza:
well their plan has backfired,they ddnt expect d blonde will be caught,why were they so dumb to use a blonde grin
they had already started laying out the script,putting up an 'Islamic sect' website claiming responsibility for the attack,Obama rushing to say they need to sit up on their fight against terror(evry1 understands who hes directing hes fight to).
well no i guess they have to come up wit a new script.

my advice to them,dnt use blondes again
dont you think they could have used a non-blonde if they wanted? huh
Celebrities › Re: Frank Edoho Separates From Wife by tpia5: 4:04pm On Jul 23, 2011
are nigerian divorce statistics really lower than the western one, because i dont think so.

we dont really have a good marriage record, but for some reason, like to feel we do.

most of the few marriages that lasted a bit long, still have all kinds of horror tales about what was endured during the union. eg beatings, philandering, etc etc.
Celebrities › Re: What Do U Think Of The Brave Act Of Rupert Murdoch's Wife's In Saving Murdoch- by tpia5: 4:00pm On Jul 23, 2011
thank goodness she wasnt black, else we'd have no end of nagging about the "angry black woman".

undecided
Romance › Re: What Are Your Thoughts On Virginity by tpia5(op): 3:58pm On Jul 23, 2011
any naive person sleeping with a nler either male or female-you have my sympathy. undecided

well, we must learn from experience sometimes.

i guess that's how God wants it. undecided

but its better to let the crooks here sleep with themselves cos they're doing it for a reason.

any non-crook who was entrapped, eyah. undecided
Romance › Re: Why Are Girls So Stupid To Fall For One Night Stands? by tpia5: 3:55pm On Jul 23, 2011
wow what a long post.

all that for me or who exactly.

madam, get a life.

come sha, you seem to be taking this white man thing a bit personally.

did you get dumped by one? huh

why is my white boyfriend such a problem for you sotay you wan wound yourself.

see bitterness and envy.
Family › Re: by tpia5: 3:51pm On Jul 23, 2011
coogar:
tpia, you need to relax. dayokanu is just joking with you. you shouldn't read any meaning to whatever he says to you. he persists because you overreact a lot. when you start ignoring him, he will find another member to haunt. i dunno anything about videos or adding your name. people come here to read stuffs and have fun. no grudges! now smile. grin
please keep your gaay relationship with dayokanu out of people's faces.

haba, na ba force to show your attraction for him everywhere? huh

everything na dayokanu dayokanu.

it gets tiring abeg.

be original occasionally and also, stop describing your mother and grandfather's v.aginas here.

who is the wife and who is the husband between the two of you sef. Enlighten us plz.
Family › Re: by tpia5: 3:49pm On Jul 23, 2011
^^sweetie, what's with the stalking.

respect yourself because at your age you really shouldnt be yarning trash all over nl for whatever reason.

yes, tomorrow is sunday, if you like meet me anywhere you deem fit and lets see who survives the encounter.
Nairaland General › Why So Many "new" Posters With <10 Posts In Romance Section Especially by tpia5(op): 3:47pm On Jul 23, 2011
hope yall have nothing to do with the current wave of attacks going on in norway.

fear God oh. undecided
Family › Re: by tpia5: 3:22pm On Jul 23, 2011
^^like i said, you're very vulgar and crass if that's your excuse for what you typed.

i'm very disappointed in you and i advise you to modify what you wrote because that was uncalled for.

i'm not even going to go into what dayokanu wrote since he has a habit of harassing females at will and he refuses to rein in his uncouth habits but insists on engaging in potty talk all the time.

his credibility is firmly in the gutter at this point and nothing will change that.

if yall like make more videos and add my name. I have said my own.

now, do not think i cant reply you in the same manner in which you referred to me.

still biding my time for now because i'll first give you a chance to correct yourself.
Family › Re: by tpia5: 2:34pm On Jul 23, 2011
1. My posts were specifically for dayokanu so do not weep louder than the bereaved. He has a keyboard and can answer for himself.

2. I dont like deceptive and sneaky people.

Translate what dayokanu wrote about e.jaculating in public into people's body cavities, etc. My replies were quite mild given the provocation. Too much smut.
Romance › Re: What Are Your Thoughts On Virginity by tpia5(op): 2:25pm On Jul 23, 2011
Any woman who is a member of nl and goes ahead to open her legs for the males here or anywhere, has only herself to blame for the consequences.

I believe the guys are open enough since its not like they're hiding their true natures.

So if you cant add two plus two together and get the whole picture of what gives, then you'll just have to learn from bitter experience.

For the men, it might be more tricky knowing which woman is genuine. Yall are too gullible whenever your lower anatomy is controlling you. Very easy to deceive una.
Romance › Re: Why Are Girls So Stupid To Fall For One Night Stands? by tpia5: 2:19pm On Jul 23, 2011
Hehehe.

The likes of cuddlemii want to know how to avoid getting getting recorded while opening her wide yansh for male nlers.

Can somebody help her out cos the thing dey itch am badly.

Note i said wide yansh not wide womanliness because the lady admitted she's male on another thread.

I don talk am say na gaay full this place.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Unpleasant Goodbye To My Nairaland Love by tpia5: 7:48am On Jul 23, 2011
THE END!!!!!!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Unpleasant Goodbye To My Nairaland Love by tpia5: 7:47am On Jul 23, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJVn0hpBVuE&feature=related


If I should stay,
I would only be in your way.
So I'll go, but I know
I'll think of you ev'ry step of the way.

And I will always love you.
I will always love you.
You, my darling you. Hmm.

Bittersweet memories
that is all I'm taking with me.
So, goodbye. Please, don't cry.
We both know I'm not what you, you need.

And I will always love you.
I will always love you.

(Instrumental solo)
Romance › Re: Break Up Songs/pity Party Songs by tpia5: 7:46am On Jul 23, 2011
Christianity Etc › Re: Four Mistresses With Love Children Appear At Prophet Akinade’s Funeral by tpia5: 7:39am On Jul 23, 2011
PA1982:
Why is this a sign of the End Times?
Pastors and non-pastors alike have done similar things as far back as we know.
Still, DNA testing is order!
And, let he who is without sin,
is it not a sign of the end times? huh

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