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Jumping outta the thread like...

Me nko? Abi you want me to notify your village people to send another battalion of flying roaches to you? I still get their phone number o

Bro... Tow it or have it in mind that when coming tomorrow, you have two thoughts in mind.

1. It has been vandalized with the battery, window control buttons, ECU, car radio, tail lights(if not engraved), full lights, and spare tyre stolen

2. It has been moved with a master key

Olamsoh:
Howbury School is a Creche, Nursery and Primary School with campuses in Maryland, Lagos and Ota, Ogun State.The Schools are located in very serene environment. We are a family oriented school - something that will become apparent when you visit. We cater for children from ages 3 months to 11 years.

Class Teacher

Job Description
Successful candidate will have minimum two years experience teaching subjects across key stage 1.
Person must work well in a team, must be a self starter and motivated to achieve and attain highest levels of success in teaching and learning.
Method of Application
Applicants should send their CV to: info@howburyschool.com

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nurey:
Why don't you stick to your ML hypocrite

boda nureni....shey kosi?

CityNGR:
I am looking at a 2002 xterra
Or 4runner, or pathfinder.... Which can you help with at an affordable rate?

Please whatsapp me on 08038848874

Where's your location? Go for a Benz Vito instead

En ehn...Onkul Gazzuzz, my 2008 quest needs carbon cleaning... When do I bring it to your workshop?

Crashing into Gazzuzz thread to torment him like...

kingreign:
you want start ko?

Start ke? No oooo


Why my whistle go sound where your train horn dey?

kingreign:
I fear no cockroach whether flying or crawling, big or small. But omorrrr I fear snakes and rats pass anything. I get petrified seeing those things. If I see them for left, I change direction and move to the right. Because one stupid rat invaded my house and gave birth, I closed the doors and went to call madam to come do the rat chasing.

And you sure say na blokos dey down there?

GAZZUZZ:
When it's airborne it's a bigger problem




https://www.wheninmanila.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/10-Ways-to-Survive-a-Flying-Cockroach-Flying-Ipis-Attack-WhenInManila-5_thumb.jpg

Hehehehehe...

Hyundai H1

abolore80:
Check owode onirin after mile 12

Did someone say owode?

[quote author=GAZZUZZ post=73627045][/quote]By fire by thunder, you must accept

GAZZUZZ:
They are every where

And they are on their way to your workshop.

GAZZUZZ:
pipe it from boiling water into Servo inlet. How u do it is up to you. Bring out your creative side sir.

Oga! I can't find my creative side...

I'll come looking for it at your shop tomorrow...


Peace!

GAZZUZZ:
Very easy, feed steam into the intake (post MAF) with engine running @ 1.5-2k rpm 1hr later engine is clean.

How do I get the steam? Do I boil water in a big pot?

IamD18:
Laptop, Drawing(s) and Measuring tape.

Architect

Gazzuzz

Oya don't service my quest again... Coman do carbon cleaning for it

diportivo:
list of things wrong with the second gen nissan quest...............

Jesu

GAZZUZZ:



https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/68566868/that-is-of-the-devil.jpg

I dey wait

diportivo:
xterra nko

And quest

TheCar:
If you follow him here and pay close attention, you would have observed that he has a Nissan.

If he advise you not to buy it, he might be advising you from a professional viewpoint but that doesn't stop you from buying a Nissan.

Corolla has a reputation safety wise in Nigeria and in some cases he advise people to stay away from Corolla for security reasons but that doesn't stop the selling and buying of Corolla on Nairaland or Nigeria in general.

So if he suggest that you should not buy a particular brand, what you need to do is ask questions to have a clear understanding of the message he his trying to get across to you.

Remember, he only ADVICE, final DECISION is for you to take.

I've been on his matter even before he bought the Nissan. I use a Nissan quest and offered to bring it in to him but he refused to have anything to do with Nissan products

Costee:
What goes around comes around. The guy got wiser. He must have stumbled on your caustic reviews on Nissan, and couldn't reconcile (and that's to put it mildly) why you'd be a vendor of a brand associated with Lucifer himself

Nope only that I tried bringing in my Nissan to him for repairs and he bolted from me like a bat out of hell.

Oga gazzuz... By fire by force! You must service my Nissan quest!

OkaNaUbe:
So, I have driven a Toyota Corolla (95), Kia and a Honda Civic ('02). I need a car that is reliable, fuel enomonic (no V6 or big engines), rugged and that won't be a target for car thieves. My budget is 1m- 2m kpere. Toks.

cc: gazzuz, nurey, carguidng et al

Can you please whatsapp me and let's talk ?
08038848874

Everyone talking about gazzuzz smashing a roach to death... The most important question to ask is...


What the hell are you doing with a Nissan!!!

berryBee:
Plastic cart 4k
Mattress 25k
Wall hanger 5k
Chair 1k
Fridge 35k
Location shangisha/ketu

Can I come pick the chair tomorrow?

Still available