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johnnygan:
Stay in your confusion

LMAO, LOL, Some ppl are just funny hey

damhadji:
am definately pondering what u are pondering?

Which could be, ??

A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was sitting underneath the boy's chair. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to fart. He stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart.

"Duke!" the dad yelled.

"This is great!" the boy thought. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he let out another one.

"Duke!" the father barked. The boy thought he was homefree so he let everything out at once in a eally loud and smelly fart.

"Duke! Get out of there before the boy shits on you!"

A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to 3 men, but only one position was available.

The day came for the final test to see which man would get the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances," they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her. "The man got a shocked look on his face and said "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my own wife!" "Well," says the CIA man, "you're definitely not the right man for this job then."

So they bring the second man to the same door and hand him a gun. We must know that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances," they explained to the second man, "Inside you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The second man looked a bit shocked, but nevertheless took the gun and went in the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes, then the door opened. The man came out of the room with tears in his eyes. "I tried to shoot her, I just couldn't pull the trigger and shoot my wife. I guess I'm not the right man for the job." "No," the CIA man replied, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go the hell home."

Now they're down to one man left to test. Again they lead him to the same door to the same room and hand him the same gun. "We must be sure that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances. This is your final test. Inside you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The third man took the gun and opened the door. Before the door even closed all the way, the CIA man heard the gun start firing. One shot after another for 13 shots. Then all hell broke loose in the room. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. This went on for several minutes, then all went quiet. The door opened slowly, and there stood the third man. He wiped the sweat from his brow and said "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks! I had to beat the bitch to death with the chair!"

LOL, and that's so correct, they know nothing abt women

CyberG:
Wow. . .I actually read all the posts! Miss. Independent Americana. . .congratulations on your success at subterfuge. . .5 "babies" on your phone is not enough. . .all in the quest to meet 1 husband? Well, we have seen that before and what happens to the "1" husband. . .NL may hear about it later. Since your "weapon" is your looks, I suppose, yours will not be a new story. How many ladies in America are jumping from place to place. . . including online dating sites and chat rooms at 50! still looking for the one? Did I say 50? Heck, there are ones at 60+ still searching, ask them and they will tell you the played a game like you're gleefully relating to us now.

I personally know and have a friend. . .stunning blonde 39, turning 40 this year, she is beautiful, tall and so attractive. . .I doubt you'd ever come close, even with professional make-up, and not only beautiful she is super hot and an "attention magnet" at that age! Once there was a joke that ran into her calling herself "goddess" (after we saw a movie actually) and I couldn't but agree but that is besides the point. Relationship situation? Disaster! . . .no need to tell any stories! The last one so bad, she is on her way out of here to vacation for a long time. . .and she is going to where she knows NOBODY! I say these so you beware and don't allow "over-sabi", "Independence", "I don't need a man to complete me", "single and loving it", "I big pass these men mentality" be your relationship nemesis!

Funny how, as soon as any lady leaves Naija and sets foot in America (Canada, UK, etc), she thinks herself a goddess for whom men must pay homage? Isn't that the genesis of the colossal relationship failure most experience and at 40+, they are pimping themselves away on a free dating site? Don't take my word for it, you have internet access, just do a search to confirm this and while the pathetic 40+ women are pitching away, you'd see 18, 19, 20+ girls, etc in competition with the baby mamas or babyless mamas. You better get a grip! A word, they say in Naija where I come from, is enough for the wise!

Enough said, thank u for the advice

steve49ja:
Talking bout every lady claiming Miss Independent. . .I dont doubt you in anyway. . .So all there is to gain is call you 'their/our gurlfriend'?? thats it?? wow!!

And Im not gona defend myself, blv what u wana blv, all u need to know is I dont accept anything from a guy, in fact I don't expect anything from them except for lies they tend to fail to protect

knight4u:
hey Tracey, forget about him. he doesn't deserve you. I dont know if it's okay by you but can I have your Yahoo id so that we can chat?

Give me urs I will drop u a line

RichieKado:
dear i dn't have much to say to you but i think, i ve a question for you.
how much love do you still have in that heart of yours for him after
knowing that his probably playing with your mind uh?

Not a single bit, Oh no hang on that wud be a lie, there is something that fades away daily, ok now seriously and honestly speaking there was never anything but please dont tell anybody, they will eat me alive, this is between me and u, I was taught never to love, but I guess my stories get the house moving, they are true though but what I said I feel about isnt so u go figure

steve49ja:
Hmmn, after being fooled what do they stand to gain??, they spend cash on you and all they get back is being fooled??

That rocks!!!

No man they dont spend anything, I never let anybody who is not my mother or my father spend a dime on me, worse these days I dont even let my parents buy me anything, everything I eat, I wear, I use, is from my pocket and so far so good and sometimes guys never understands me and as matter of fact if a person takes me out and wants to buy me food, I get full dude so full that I dont wana eat anything at all, I cant eat it, I dont know how to explain that, but thats just how I am,

steve49ja:
And he is dumb enough not to know da number da text was sent to aint his?
Also dumb to check how many baby's you gat saved up.
Dumb to check ya inbox to discover da thousands of texts received from other nicknamed ''baby''.

He sure was carried away by da treat he was to get from you that day meaning he was thinking with his pencil all along.

hahahahahaha he was not getting anything, he might have been thinking with it but we have a mutual agreement with my boys we dont go that far
that one is reserved for my Hubby and if one of them think they cant handle it, off they go hey

Here is the meaning of love
Love is an incredible or amazing acceptance of the other person or a thing regardless of what s/he is or does, his or her outside appearance
and sometimes we fall flat in love and find ourselves sinking in the sewage of what we used to point and say "Hey look at those fools what
they have let love do to them" but dude emotions can be controlled but love sometimes get out of control and use u to the great extent where
u reach a point of no return and in that point u can do anything to keep ur loved one closer to u even killing if u have to

Not sure about growing in love but some ppl do