FunnyPikin.com:

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Guy!! Ive been watching you with keen interest on Romance section for the past few Months, See Your Past Questions here

1- Whenever I Kiss My Girlfriend, There Is Something She Does That Annoys Me
2- This My Girlfriend's Character Is Killing Me...please I Need Advise!!!
3- I Just Discover My Online Girlfriend Has Moustache, Plz Advise Me
4- I Slept With His Wife, Now He Wants To Make Love To Me As Compensation
5- Is Anything Wrong With Having A Girfriend 15 Years Older Than I Am?
6- My Girlfriend Refuses To Shave Her Armpit.....please Hel
6- She Has Bad Table Manners
7- She Catch Me As I Dey Yansh Her Junior Sister?
8- I Want To Marry A Female Nigerian Celebrity
9- I Want To Impregnant Her To Keep Her Away From Cheating
8- My Girl Friend Want Me To Disvagin Her But Am Scare because Of Pains
9- I Took A Blood Oath With My Girl And Now I Want To Break It, Please Help
10- My Wife Has Started Doing Private Midnight Call

Haba bros!!! Na only You Get all these Problem ??
You need T.B. JOSHUA for Immediate Deliverance[/b]

Source: https://www.nairaland.com/andyblaze/topics

LMAO.

mizzocho.cinco:
No nonsensical contributions, thank you
Advice from matured people

Rent money ey ? So what dumb ass move did you play on the previous boyfriend before he took to his heels. Go ahead, ask him na.

its obvious the caller is giving her some attention and telling her things she'll like to hear, even though she has no real feelings for him. dude u need to fill dat void quickly. I recomend u wake her up one of these might nights and give her some intimacy that she'll never forget.

Sir, i recommend that you get a double barrel, aim it at his balls and squeez the trigger hard- problem solved.

My guy, Northerners r generally reserved. (Unlike down south were one night stands are an every day thing). I am currently dating a Northerner and  it took me months before i culd kiss her (of course d rest is history). I think d issue is that u r too pushy, and she probably knows where u r headed (especially if she is a virgin).

Slow down, understand her some more, appreciate her culture or religion. Let her see the true value of your so called friendship and before you know it, YOU WONT BOTHER ASKING DUMB QUESTIONS LIKE THIS ON NAIRALAND.

ave never seen a dumber question on nairaland.

kindly email: mike_recreated@yahoo.com

Real MEN dont hit women. I think its time someone grew up

Phew dis is a big one.

Dats d disadvantage of dating younger girls dat r inexperienced. At least she culd hv used d pill or something. Anyway too late for dat now. If u want to keep d pregnancy then its time to open up to ur wife man and take a decision together.

All the best.

Poster u've just been dribbled by maradona himself. I watched dat interview too.

underneath dat good packaging, are cobras waiting to strike.

IBB is actually the most intelligent of the bunch, but hes the most f***ing corrupt too.

Boss naughty woman:

ok o. So na mi b d willing volunteer, live example, ehnnn

@ B.I.T.C.H wats up. weve got some talkin to do. ask me why @ oj.foryou@yahoo.com

@poster u r just a maniac. So wat happens to ur relationship after screwing ur lady's friend huh?

Well u hv said it all. I dont think theres much to add. Every thriving business is based on the basic principle of DEMAND AND SUPPLY.

Our nation is full of corrupt men in high places who of course happen to be PIMPS by default.

Well MTN culd be a pain in the butt. (i know cuz dats wat am usin rite now),

But i wont agree wit u on dis one. d mistake was on ur end. u didnt follow tru d instructions. u were supposed to wait for an sms confirmation before u connect to d internet. Dats d tricky part. D sms confirmation dosent come on time (sometimes).

is this jazzed? each time i mean to type B.J it comes out as fluting. anyway i mean a B.J

Mouth Action

Once , i asked my woman if she really enjoyed giving me Mouth Gig , she said what she really enjoyed was watching the reaction that comes from me. I mean she understands and knows how to communicate to almost every nerve in my body. From tiny whispers to gangster stuff.

Sometimes all i think about is making love to her (even right now as i type), Therefore its almost impossible for 'junior' to stay dormant after the first round

What i am trying to say is that sex has become more of a creative act for me than just getting in and getting out.

Believe me girl u need to start doing some creative stuff dat wuld drive him nuts. i mean even if it means doing a pole dance in some drop dead lingerie. Stuff that would get him MIND FULL and fuel his desires. I BET U IT WOULD GET UP

If you live and work in the Lagos main land and you are in need of a private swimming tutor, send an email to oj.foryou@yahoo.com or sms (only) to: 08161334877.

These r my favourites:

Clubs: Basement, Cubana, A lounge, Play (BOYD- Bring ur own drinks- on thursdays) , Transcorp Hilton, Soul Lounge

Pubs: Wine shop, Central park

Malls: Grandsquare, Silverbird Galleria, Cedi plaza

Eateries: Drumsticks ( 24hrs weekends)

ABJ Has it going on i must say

If you live and work on the Lagos main land and you are in need of a private swimming tutor, send an email to oj.foryou@yahoo.com or sms (only) to: 08161334877.

If you live and work in the Lagos main Land and you are in need of a private swimming tutor, send an email to oj.foryou@yahoo.com or sms (only) to: 08161334877.

MY GUY U PURE?

their rickety one bedroom office is at ojuelegba. dont u think its about time we storm that place and burn it to the ground?

if you hv never seen the good the bad and the ugly, the home alone sequels, the back to the future sequels, the matrix revolution sequels, etc then you really should be ashamed to be living in the 21 century!!!!!

This son of a bitch asked me for recharge cards, but of course i was to smart for him