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xjiggy:
Una don begin write story wey DSS go take detain una. Man just resign all of a sudden una don get the inside scoop. If una get connect like dis, why una never leak this info since? Yao Yao editorial

Fvck DSS and the whole Tinubu govt

chopnaira:
That dude was the most useless spokesperson ever.

Haba

chrisxxx:
Ajuri way they talk anyhow.
I knew he had talked himself into a corner the day he said Tinubu had no interest in Rivers State issues.

Wetin he talk anyhow?

Yorubastardz:
Ajuri is half caste
He has some white man DNA inside him

White people have more integrity than the whole black race. So it's not new for white man to resign if his integrity is affected.

If Ajuri was 100% black man.....FORGET IT!!
He will rather die than to resign office.

Sorry, not the whole black race sir.
You can make your point without going that far. There many black people with more integrity than the whole white race, if this statement makes sense to you.

ashabigs9:
Seeing this post now!!! Sabi forex has been in existence since 2020 i think its a little bit safe to invest. I joined sabi forex last year and i would say they are really trying on keeping to their words

It is still a form of MMM in forecast format.

They collect Peter's money and pay Paul's as profit and so on until finally you hear ....

I am neither encouraging nor discouraging anyone. Just know the truth and the risk profile of your actions.
Afterall, pipo use their money to smoke cigar, literally settling it on fire.

hstar:
My thought was
Maybe after she spent one or two days

U just threw away the idea of using condom
But as great as the sex was, did the woman contacted you afterwards? Say, maybe some months after, since she's got your contact already?

No, never made that mistake!

I spoke to her on WhatsApp even yesterday sef.

Na my padi she still be!!!

Funny question!

I NEVER DID MUCH WAYWARD LIFE BUT EVEN THEN, I NEVER EVER TOUCH A WOMAN WITHOUT PROTECTION, Except WIfey!

when she insisted to come over, I told her I did not have condom as an excuse to dissuade her but she offered to buy some on her way.
So, definitely.. always used protection, always!

hstar:
Did you use condom
Or
It was raw sex?

This is how you tell a good fictional story to pass a message, thank-you OP!!

Even when I was in the world, this is the major reason why I no dey carry any girl at all especially sleep over not even for short time.

I always imagine that scenario where a woman dies in my custody.

I had this very nice and bootilicious girlfriend. I really like her but she is very diabetic and has very bad high BP problems.

The first time I experienced it was one day after doing the do then her body started shaking vigorously.

She asked me to get her bag and bring out her sugar test kit and BP apparatus... her sugar was high and BP was going through the roof. Na so i she asked for her BP drugs which I administered to her. And had to be give her a towel bath , etc.

It was really scary.
Long story short, I no dey gree her come meet me.again although I really loved her and she like to knack alot.

Years later, after my divorce, I considered marrying her because she was really nice, beautiful and very reasonable but then I justi had to go against the idea because I had decided never again to marrya girl older than 25years.
Na so I shove the idea come marry the smallie wey I dey use hold body now.

I once went against my principle of no sleep over.
I had travelled fir business to Abuja and relaxing in my hotel room one evening when devil come diaper nonsense for my ears. I

downloaded a hookup app which i git know about on thus forum and started browsing.

Na so I see this very beautiful matured woman dey send me message.
I responded with small fear because she was looking like a big man's wife.
One thing led to the other and she agreed to come and meet me in the hotel.

I still remember, it was a day to valentine that year. Na so Mama come looking even better than I expected.
I asked if she was doing hookup she no answer me.
We sat briefly in the living room of my hotel suite and then she straight away started reaching fir my gbola dey rub am.
The idiot just could not even pretend. He stood up instanta.
I told her to enter inside room and gave her s good lashing. She fired me too.. ooo. She pounced like a tiger on the gbola.

Long story short, we spent two weeks together just knacking and having a good time. After the first night, she started calling me babe. Infact, she started a relationship with me!!

She actually refused to go and wouldn't take kobo from me. Only when I foot the bills for our outings or when I bought her gifts.

Those were the days of foolishness and stupidity. I have since matured and grown up.

I can never try that nonsense again l. never again will I risk my life for a few moments of pleasure.

Funny how life goes when I reminisce those times of ignorance and bliss.

Hemanwel:
H.E Dr Goodluck Jonathan should heed to the call from the masses and save Nigerians from the grips of Tinubulation, Tinubunomics, and APC government.

Unbehalf of the Nigerian masses, I tender an unreserved apology for voting you out in 2015. They promised us 'Change' but we forgot to ask them the type of 'Change' they had for us. Now we know better. Please, come and continue from where you stopped!

No.. let the man rest in his village and have a good life!

Iwo lokan!

Mercenary123:
Hon.Austin Emeka Nnadozie is a confirmed Benin man,Edo state Nigeria

He has no relationship whatsoever with Igbos

You are human trafficker!

Why are you forcefully claiming someone who does not want to be with on the basis of their names alone.

Ikwerre are similar to. Igbo but THEY DO NOT WANT TO BE IGBO!

Ebony are not even considered Igbo by Igbos even though they want to be Igbo!

Just forget this matter, bros. People will be what they want to be.

How you take know?

Jeon:
rip.
Nah him fello gend^r kill am.
Later they will be shouting "Women are evil "

very Ugly human being.. internally and facially.
Tribal bigoted lowlife

Newlymarried:
https://x.com/aonanuga1956/status/1817632930455601438

Juice are having a taste of their own medicine!

Botragelad:
Source;
https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/video-appears-to-show-hezbollah-rocket-striking-majdal-shams-soccer-field/

Nwaikpe:
There we go again, muslims trying to compare themselves with Jews.




The Jews have the right to ban Christianity totally as far as it aligns with their national values. Its Israel, its their country!!!

Then lets talk about some animals that actually kill Christians to make up for their inferiority complex
You shamelessly compare Judaism with Islam, just like comparing a white lamb with a filthy hyena.


No Jew will kill you for his religion. Every muslim will gladly kill for their religion.



And never bring Christianity into your madness. The day Christians and Christian countries in the world decides to rise and give islam the treatment they actually deserve eh,

only one Christian country in Europe will settle the whole of Islam once and for all.

Before I respond to you, do you care to summarise the point of your argument?

It is all over the place and you are tickling yourself with emojis, obviously, feeling happy for saying nothing.

Nwaikpe:
Islam is funny

They beat their chest at the beginning and then cry for Christians to come to their aid later on.

Sick animals

Jews are not even Christians and the new law passing in Isreal this week is to ban Christianity in Isreal(google is your friend)

Isreal is doing evil and there is no place in any religion for that kind of wickedness.

So Mr. Christian, I am struggling to understand your blind defense of Israel and all the atrocious evil they are perpetrating!

Nwaikpe:
Islam is funny

They beat their chest at the beginning and then cry for Christians to come to their aid later on.

Sick animals

Jews are not even Christians and the new law passing in Isreal this week is to ban Christianity in Isreal(google is your friend)

Isreal is doing evil and there is no place in any religion for that kind of wickedness

God1000:
Israel’s military says it is investigating the attack and why the country’s defences failed to intercept the ‘aerial target’.



https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2024/7/19/drone-attack-on-israels-tel-aviv-leaves-one-dead-at-least-10-injured

The US has been supporting you and giving you an illusion of strength. Now una leg don come outside. Iron dom has turned to iron dump.

Houthis are teaching you a much needed lesson in respect for human life

BeeBeeOoh:
https://www.thecable.ng/imf-downgrades-nigerias-economic-growth-forecast-for-2024-to-3-1/amp/

There was no real growth at all but voodoo economists deceived Lagos boy to believe he is doing well.

The only economic growth that Tinubu knows is MC Oluomo collecting shandy for him.

Ogurube:
Yeye. A Republican gun-loving renegade shot her husband. Why’s she mad at Biden?

Do you know why they love guns?

nathyx:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/07/nnamdi-kanu-ill-with-low-bp-shortness-of-breath-others-lawyer/

This is not possible!

SirLakes:
Igbo and yoruba disgracing nigeria

Hausas no get problem, they have enough to worry about like how to service their 12 year old bride using Burantashi

All tribes dey nyansh 12yrs old.

- Hausa marry their own respectfully!

- Igbo use them as fertile baby factory to get meat wey dem dey eat and do rituals!!

- Yoruba papa dey fvck him own daughters aka resource control!!!

uuzba:
This is why Nigeria can never do what Kenyas youth are doing.
Work together to push out bad governance

They prefer to push drugs!

Philipponzaghi:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/indianexpress.com/article/entertainment/telugu/actor-rakul-preet-singh-brother-aman-preet-singh-among-ten-arrested-hyderabad-police-drug-case-9455771/lite/

Biafra and Agbado Republic collabo!

Skull mining and kpuru mmiri combined joint venture loading

Una don dey luv una sef ooo

AmiableMosquito:
His tweet was for smart people, not everyone.

But he himself is not smart!

I respect the El Rufai boys... All men will be proud to have young, intellectually capable boys who are equally fearless in defending their father against stupid, tribal jingoists masquerading as journalists.

How can a yoruba man on the payroll of Tinubu even have the temerity to engage or even discuss on the topic of integrity or against corruption?

I use 'yoruba man' without emphasis on the tribe but on the fact that the same gang of so called rascal journalists never hold back when they execute their usual hatchet jobs in pursuit of their ethno-tribal haunts.

If Nasir El Rufai is corrupt and the so called corruption is being mentioned by 'saint Tinubu's' stooge, then we probably need a different definition for the word.

See the nonsense hatchet job a man of over 60 years is writing against any perceived competition of their lord and savior, Tinubu of Lagos.
How can such an old fool whose main asset is just the ability to string a few money motivated sentences without any integrity expect any form of respect? Respect is never freely given. It is earned by the precious currency of moral integrity not just longevity. FOOLS ALSO GROW OLD!

Well done Bashir and Bello for defending your your own father!

naptu2:
Bashir El-Rufai @BashirEl-Rufai










Photo: Bashir El-Rufai

Previous thread:

The Exchanges Between Sam Omatseye, Paul Ibe And El-Rufai
https://www.nairaland.com/8149509/exchanges-sam-omatseye-paul-ibe

dre11:
https://dailytrust.com/how-teenager-was-raped-inside-lagos-police-station/#google_vignette

Na today?

I don hear of police wey use pure water nylon as condom to rape-knack hookup girl wey dem arrest!

websta:
Hello men,
Please, help me out. My relationship is about to fall as I'm a 2 mins man and my girl is complaining and extremely annoyed. Pls what can I do last longer? How do I last longer? I love my babe and I want to be able to knack her well. I'm so disappointed in myself.

FYI: I don’t masturbate.

Some heavy weight boxing matches last less than one minute!

As far as you dey ejaculate, don't go and kill yourself.

You don cum, you don cum ... just learn how to do small pre-intimacy and count two hundred in reverse order while humping... get the bitch to ride you and use condom to reduce sensation!

ALL MEN AVERAGE ABOUT 5-MINUTES MAX...

except those deluded ones that over estimate their performance with lies like.. 5hrs, 2months, 4yrs, etc.

officialwdhtvv:
Man proposes to a lady at her late husband's funeral

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WscP7h9aLRs

Three possible lessons here for men:

- Don't sacrifice your life to make anybody happy - not kids, family or even worse, a woman! LOVE YOURSELF DEEPLY better than you love anyone else!

- Many are not just waiting for you to die but they can't wait for you to!

- LIVE THIS LIFE now that you are alive. Never sacrifice your peace, health and joy... exercise, eat right, reduce your vices and have a ME PLAN!

-

Laurene:
He's not paying shit... He'll exhaust the case on appeal to supreme Court where it'll take 10 years to deliver a judgment.

It will cost atleast 5M to prosecute a case to the supreme Court.

Daddy breeze don knack expensive pussy... no pussy is worth 5M.. may be na still 2minute man like me for here

Karemarealty288:
https://punchng.com/appeal-court-upholds-daddy-freezes-n5m-adultery-fine/#google_vignette

hkidola00:
hello,can you bring your sister along with your aunty to a spot in ibadan for hookup,that will boost the igr in your home since hookup is important for the economy,I also prophesies that you will marry a hookup girl in the end

Don't worry your Mama market still dey sell for here so there is no need for a less experienced person to be sent.
The IGR of your whole lineage is being sustained by your hookup professional, stank ass mum.

No need to prophecy when it has already been fulfilled in the life and lineage of your wretched, beastiality practicing father and mother.

Ashawo pikin son of a fagot rapist, let this be a warning shot to your ignorant mouth. If you like continue. I anchor for this side dey wait for your papa!

Since you are so dumb that you don't comprehend what I wrote, a better alternative is to just pass but will a product of hookup act in defiance of his essence, NO. You had to manifest your cursed destiny.

I dey wait you