Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

Buy T max 20mg sold at 2000 naira and take 1 tablet 30 minutes before sex. You’re having erectile dysfunction and it will correct upon completion of the drug.

duro4chang:
Let them leave. The following month they will be begging for Nigeria visa.

Let me say one thing. Do you know after the civil war, the Igbos lost everything and all those with any amount of money in the bank including millions of naira were all paid just 20 pounds? Do you know all the properties and businesses were taken away from them? Today the same Igbos have risen up to become billionaires in dollars, have multi billion investments and properties and even have taken all the lands, shops, businesses and properties in your own state. Are you not ashamed that the same Igbos that lost everything were able to rise quickly enough and overtake your land and dominate in every businesses? They have nothing been in the Presidency ever since the civil war and you hate them so much like they are the cause of Nigeria misfortunes. Igbos are the only one to lead Nigeria and change it, the only intelligent people that realized Nigeria can’t make their dreams come true. Nigeria is a failed nation, Igbos already know Fulanis are bunch of illiterates that would never allow the growth of this country. Pls Igbos will do better on their own than being in Nigeria.

Kimikazi2:
Who brought this piece of poop to FP

He is not the cause of your poverty life. A young guy won efcc in court worth announcing to the public so that people can have the opportunity to fight for their rights

Sirchiboy:

Why?
How old are you?

Omo i couldn’t get a good job.
I’m 30. (Real age)

Seredebe:


Dr Smart's boy

You must be a geologist or physical science graduate.

School: University of Nigeria, Nsukka

Course: Geology

Class of 2016

Still unemployed �

OluwoR:
Good evening my brothers and sisters,

I sincerely needs urgent help/assistance for my Fiancee.

Met her in 2012, started dating in 2014, had our first sex in 2019, but since that 2019, anytime I make moves to have sex with Her, it's always through fight, to cut the story short, she find sex extremely painful that even anything that pass cuddling, she'll start crying, this might sound funny, but seriously it is not.
I talked to Her about it, booked an appointment with a gynecologist, my babe didn't show up, I tried to get her sexual supplements, she said they have side effects, and she disposed them.

Now, the problem is, we're planning our introduction, and we're yet to get any solution to the problem at hand,
please, who have any idea of what we can do about it.

Sometimes i wonder if some guys really sucked their mother’s breast milk. What sorts of foolishness is this? She has a problem, you paid and booked for hospital examinations and she avoided it. She refused to take drugs and refused to see a doctor. That babe is a lesbian and under an oath with lesbian partner not to sex with a guy. She doesn’t have any other problem and any pains u claim she has during trying to sex her is just pretends. She knows she doesn’t have any medical problems, that’s why she won’t see a doctor or take drugs.

sanpipita:
A whole Chief Of Staff getting taken out just like that, even boko haram has barely touched our generals talk more of chief of staff, every day Russia military keeps getting exposed to ridicule.

Next thing we will hear Putin himself has been injured at the war front.

You know nothing bro. You believe in western media propaganda abi? You think what you hear from CNN and rest of west media legit? Still a child. Besides, talking of Nigeria generals not killed, do you think generals in Nigeria go to war front? Still a child. They send recruits to war front and be chilling with your future girlfriends or wives in a big hotel. When the need arises, they simply go take pictures, display online for people like you and return back to ur future girlfriends and wives. You are still a child, when you grow up u will know all these. I bet you are condemning Putin for invading Ukraine abi? A small child who doesn’t know NATO members invaded our African countries, slaved us, colonized us, shared our resources, invaded Libya, killed their president and millions of innocent African people and used media propaganda to justify their aggression on Africa. You don’t know anything at all because you have not condemned NATO invading Africa countries but quick enough to condemn for Ukraine invasion. Are you normal?

Winters23:


What does Germany, Japan, South Korea, EU and UK have in common?

They're all conquered territories disguising as allies!

They depend on USA for defence and foreign policy development as well as economic survival.

When USA sneezes they shiver.

Only Russia, China and India have the balls to think for themselves in this goddamm world.

You’re the only sensible person that have written something meaningful in this issue with Ukraine war. People don’t understand international politics at all and quick to condemn Putin for invading. You know western people have made Africans look so stupid that Africans are condemning Putin but fail to condemn NATO for invading Libya, killed millions of innocent African people, destroyed many African cultures and religion practices and imposed imperialism on us. Ruined African nations.

Johnny147147:


Football tv

Doesn't bluff man. Smooth

Pls I can’t find it in google store. How do i search it pls?

omenkaLives:
I'm 100000000000000% sure one Igbo trader gathered these NINE PEOPLE (yes, I watched the video and took time to count), gave them a couple thousands, likely 5k, gave them the posters, told them exactly what to say, and then videoed the whole comic performance.

I am veeeeeeeeeeeeery sure they don't even know the person whose name they're calling!!

If I were one of those guys, I would have added Pandora to the name.

If you could have the audacity to post what an illiterate idiotic tout (Asari) as an assertion of your post of which i know you’re more educated than him, shows you’re a shameless buffon. Do you even compare yourself with such a once terrorist militia? Are you not ashamed of yourself?

LeoDeKing:

The cursed and frustrated souls are the hungry ones always insulting and cursing any govt officials as if though the officials are responsible for the wretchedness.

I'm always happy, if you care to know.

Just that ipob pigs are brainless animals.

Omo! Igbos are really giving you sleepless nights. Take time and reflect on your life, Igbos are not the cause of your frustration in this country, they have never been in power and never caused you a particular problem. If they eventually gets to power, people like you will commit suicide. Stop hating Igbos, they are destined people with great intellect. There is nothing you can do about it, I’m sure my Igbo brothers have bought all the ancestral lands in your area and built mansions and businesses.

If this is the will of god, such god is a wicked god.

BeeBeeOoh:


Abeg no vex, na Buhari own the school because, eye yam confused?

Can this happen in America? Our institutions that monitor and execute functions are extremely weak. It has to do with the Presidency. They control everything. The country is not working, only a fool will believe Nigeria is a country. Only few own Nigeria as a property.

See them worshipping the same idols they condemned in Africa. This white people are very smart enough to convince Africans to abandon African religion and accept theirs. Christianity my foot.

Hezzyluv:
Walaii.... This man no just get sence. Prior to his invasion on Ukraine, a lot of people don't even know the unit of Russian currency.

Swallow your pride and allow peaceful negotiable approach to this your madness Because, as it stands you have put your country into retrogression economically

Omo i know Nairaland offered everyone rights to comment but commenting foolishly should be punishable. You know nothing at all. Just like in Nigeria, we buy foreign goods and pay in their currency but when they buy from us, they pay us in their currency. Do you know the economic implication to that?

Aufbauh:


It's not all celebrities that show off.
Besides, he's not just anyhow celebrity that stumbled into wealth, but was born into a wealthy home.
He should be used to riches & it glamour by now.

You can't see the likes of DJ Cuppy, Falz, Naeto C. Ademola Adedoyin, Dr Sid even his cousin B Red get engage in such an act.

Omo! People and their stupidity. Are you to detect someone how he should live his life? If you don’t like to show off, others may like to do so. Choice differs and stop trying to compare him with others to justify. U people like to worry on people’s own business. Is it a crime to show off? Abeg get out with your poor mentality

Fools!

BSsniffer:


Lol....inosson is simply slapping his logo on a Chinese car manufacturer that copies it's design from Benz and other popular car brands.....you governor is driving a Chinese vehicle.



Everyone knows that innosson is a copy and paste fraudster posing as a car manufacturer....he has been exposed many times.

How many have you copied and pasted?

FERNANDEZISBACK:
At this moment Putin better get his head in order..
Whats the fuss all about..you can't win this war..tell your soldiers to go back home..
This invasion is illegal and unwarranted..stop trying too hard ..

When America and NATO invaded Libya and killed Gadafi on media propaganda, killed people in Syria, Afghanistan with France killing people daily in Congo, you no comment or condemn it. Nigerians are dying everyday from killings of bandits, herdsmen, terrorists, unknown gunmen, you’ve not challenged our government for failure to stop these killings BUT you’re strong enough to condemn Putin protecting their interest against NATO imperialism. Oil no dey ur head at all. E don rust.

Northernblood5:
To decipher the true propagandist, ask the idiots, "Why did Russia invade Ukraine, Putin idiots will answer " according to Russia, to stop Ukraine from joining NATO.

Ask the imbeciles again, Why then are they still on offensive despite the fact that Ukraine has dropped it's ambition. They will start mopping like idiots they are.

Your questions showed how idiotic you are bro. You know nothing at all. Ukraine said without ratifications. Fool!

LeoDeKing:
You mean they burnt ugm fulani herdsmen or dss?

That is what ipob pigs say.

They said ugm are fulani herdsmen and dss. So the ugm burnt is expectedly a fulani herdsman or at least dss.

Did he confess to be unknown gunmen ? Aren’t there robbers anymore or everyone robbing now are unknown gunmen. Have you had unknown gunmen operate outside Mondays? Your hatred for Igbos who are not even in power is something I don’t understand. I guess Igbos have taken over your place businesses and that’s why jealous.

dawnomike:
They live in mansions, drive luxury cars making those who hustle legitimately look like fools... Stupid criminals

If i become President, I’ll make Nigeria a safe haven for fraudsters defrauding US and westerners especially multinationals companies in western countries. These same western countries allow African leaders to loot billions of dollars and keep in their country, use it to develop themselves, build brands from it and turn back to lend us our money as borrowing with interest. Who is fooling who? US and west allies have exploited Africans so much.

Aidejay:
Why can't the buyer pay in Nigerian currency. Why must everything be used to chase clout.

E fit be fake dollars seff, carry am go Bureau de change make dem change your face for you.

See as e position camera, he was expecting the hustler to start jumping and praising him.

As if I give you $100 now you won’t jump. 55k na money abeg

Righteousness2:
You do not need rocket science to know or understand where this is headed to.

This is Biblical..
The Mark of Beast System is systematically and strategically being prepared...
Everything is being put in place for antichrist and the Mark of the Beast System to Come into effect.

Wake up Folks! There is no more time!
The RAPTURE of the Church is at Hand!
It will be Suddenly and in a twinkling of an eye! In a time you think not!

Get Ready and Live Ready! But if you think otherwise, Feel free to discard this.

Dem no de tell Blind man say rain de Fall!!

You’re a complete nonent!ty. Are you not using smartphones? Don’t you know it’s antichrist too? Are you not using vehicles or modern electronics in your house? Don’t you know its devilish? White people brought religion to you, ask you to be praying for coming of Christ while they keep advancing in technology. Don’t you see you’re a complete foo!?

Rastaramsey:
Foolish set of people
Shey nah DSS still be ESN

Is it your foolishness? You that decided to remain in a country with no vision but to be ruled anyhow by illiterates chewing abokis is the most foolish person here.

Righteousness2:
Young man! This is a pure Second Chance given to you by GOD.

It is not that you are better or more skiffle than those that Died but the Mercies of GOD has preserved you.

Do not take it for Granted!
Use this second Chance to Follow and Serve the LORD JESUS with all your Heart. This is rare Privilege!
I Celebrate with you.

Stupidity is when people speak like idiotic beings. So those that died are worshiping devil? Or don’t deserve your foolish second chance? Non of reason while God even allowed the accident to happen in the first place and let it kill people. Even in the midst of bad thing, we try to tag it as how God wants it. So God wants people to die such horrible way and he is a merciful and good God? Like the ones who survived are better than those who died, so God is partial to allow others die and others live?

Stupidity is when people like you fail to reason like beings but chose to be too religious and attach everything to religion.

The young man was just fortunate enough to survive it possibly based on his position in the car or the way accident occurred. He could have died and those who died could have survived. Such is life and nothing more. Stop being so naive.

pyyxxaro:
By now e go don resume work for hellfire , devil go don give am headpan when e go de use de carry cement

Are you people so foolish to think such things ever exists. Like person die body decays and will suffer in hellfire? Which body will feel the pain? D decayed body or what? Why do you people believe in white men stories?

Righteousness2:
If you think what this guy does is normal, you need a Spiritual check up.
This is a pure Demonic and occultic Enterprise/ritual packaged in form of having Fun...

Your stupid!ty and fool!shness knew no bounds. You’re a complete waste to humanity. You live every day to condemn and instigate disgusting and pathetic comments. Everything you say is very irritating & disgusting. You’re very usel!ess to humanity.

Ever8090:
Na so she heavy?..abi na just d normal black man's unnecessary show off?....rest in peace mama Innoson

Normal African unnecessary show off. Africa is a disgrace to humanity

What does people mean prayer being answered. What’s the meaning of such nonsense beliefs

Africa and stupidity are like 5&6.