chigoziri2403:
The main thieves are hiding in government house

It doesn't make these ones minor thieves.
The pain from these ones is harder. Imagine your phone with all its contents being taken away from you.

It's only those who have never been victims that will write this.

Treshmike:
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I teach Human Anatomy and Physiology and love sharing facts about the human body. For this platform, I will begin with the sperm cells. Here are 10 things you should know about the human sperm.

1. Sperm cells are produced in the testis commonly called balls due to their texture. You have two testes located outside the body and covered by the scrotum.

2. The testes produce over 100 million sperm cells every day but it takes 64 - 74 days for them to mature. This process is called spermatogenesis.

3. The sperm cell is the smallest cell in men.

4. Wearing tight pants or boxers can lower sperm production. This is because the testes needs temperature that is 2 - 5 times lower than body temperature to function. So when you wear tight pants, you force your testis to embrace your body which is too hot for it to function.

5. The testes were formed in the abdomen but they descended down to the scrotum because body temperature is too hot for them to produce sperm cells.

6. Low sperm count is when you have less than 15 million sperm cells in 1 milliliter of semen.

7. A man with low sperm count can still get a woman pregnant if most of the sperm cells are healthy and in good shape.

8. Swallowing sperm cells is generally safe if there are no sexually transmitted infections. Infact, studies have proven semen to be a source of protein.

9. Sperm cells can spend as long as 3 - 5 days in the female body waiting for an egg to fertilize.

10. During fertilization, a sperm cell only contributes its nucleus. Every other part of the zygote like the cytoplasm and organelles come from the egg cell.

Do you have questions or contributions regarding these facts? Let's read them.

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I'm sure the poster has not experienced it.
This thing no the work.
CBN won't even reply.
The bank will just freeze the wrong account if you give them a court order and that's all.
You will now wait for the person to credit the account which may not even happen.
Make no mistake in this country.

I consider multiple birth a huge blessing and I have always been searching for ways to influence it. Giving birth to twins or multiple births saves you from the stress of several pregnancies. Apart from this, twins are usually adorable.
From my research and knowledge in Human Anatomy, I have discovered that you can actually increase your chances of conceiving twins. Before I share this, let's review the formation of twins.

There are two kinds of twins

1. Identical twins
2. Fraternal twins

They are not formed the same way.

Identical twins are formed when the ovary releases one egg into the fallopian tube. This egg is then fertilized by a sperm cell to form a zygote. On its way to the womb to get implanted, the zygote splits into two giving rise to identical twins. Identical twins are also called Monozygotic twins because they are formed from one zygote.

Fraternal twins are formed when the ovary releases two eggs instead of one into the fallopian tube. The eggs are then fertilized by two sperm cells to form two different zygotes.
These zygotes move to the womb, get implanted and grow up to become fraternal twins. Fraternal twins are also called Dizygotic twins because they are formed from two different zygotes.

Finally, multiple births such as triplets, quadruplets etc can be identical, fraternal or mixture of both.

In summary;
To conceive identical twins, you need a mechanism that will cause the zygote to split into two after fertilization.

To conceive fraternal twins, you need a mechanism that will cause the ovary to release two eggs instead of one into fallopian tube.

Here are 6 things you can do to increase your chances of conceiving twins:

1. Age
Older women have greater chances of conceiving twins. You are more likely to conceive twins if you wait till 35 years or more.

2. Fertility drugs
There are drugs that can stimulate your ovary to release multiple eggs during ovulation. Discuss with a doctor if you want these drugs.

3. IVF
Invitro fertilization is a service rendered to couples who are unable to conceive naturally. It can be due to inability of the man to release viable sperm cells or inability of the woman to ovulate.
During the procedure, sperm cells are extracted from the man while egg cells are extracted from the woman. The sperm cells are then used to externally fertilize the eggs in a test tube to form a zygote. Once the zygote grows into an embryo, it is then manually implanted into the womb. If you need twins, you can tell them to implant two embryos instead of one.

Other factors that can increase your chances of having twins include:

4. Being a twin

5. Coming from a family of twins

6. Marrying a twin

Thank you for reading.
I also made a YouTube video on it.

Find it here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORb7pQ83MLA

7 years?
Is it always there or it comes and goes?

In the olden days, there were no condoms and other contraceptives. Abortion was a taboo and almost unheard. Yet, our grandparents were slaying and having fun skin to skin. They were also able to decide when to get pregnant using a natural and free method with zero side effect.

You probably may have heard about the safe and unsafe method of family planning but do not fully understand it. Here is a simple and brief step to step guide to it.

STEP 1
Study your menstrual cycle
Understanding your menstrual cycle is the first step to knowing your safe and unsafe period.
Each cycle begins from the first day you started bleeding to the first day of the next bleeding. The length differs with individuals.
The average range is normally from 15 days to 32 days.

For example, if you started bleeding on 5th July, that day is your Day 1. Mark it. When you stop bleeding (maybe after four days), wait till the next time you will start bleeding again. Count from 5th July to that day to know the length of your cycle. If that day is 3rd August, it means the length of your menstrual cycle is 30 days because from 5th July to 3rd August is 30 days. Repeat this for six months to be sure of your cycle length.

STEP 2
Find out your ovulation day
Once you know the length of your cycle, the next step is to find out your ovulation day. This is the day your ovary will release a mature egg into the fallopian tube where it can be fertilized by a sperm cell.

Ovulation day is usually the middle of your menstrual cycle. If you have a 30 day cycle, your ovulation day is around day 15.

STEP 3
Know your safe and unsafe period

Safe period are the days you can engage in unprotected sex without getting pregnant.

Unsafe period are the days you are most likely to get pregnant after unprotected sex.

You should avoid sex on your ovulation day and the days close to it if you are not ready for pregnancy. These are your unsafe days.
For example, someone with a 30 days cycle should avoid sex from day 12 to day 18.
Other days are safe.

Watch my YouTube video for detailed explanation on this topic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LNNeFWiomI

We Nigerians will continue to live in mumuism if we don't wake up to reality,there is absolutely nothing worth celebrating in a street light.
It's normal,very normal,na why we vote them in be that,let's not make it seem like they are doing us a favor abeg.
Mtcheew.

Your type will not appreciate your child for coming first in class because you paid fees.

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2020 is almost over.
Hanty when will you marry?

The sad reality of knowing she doesn't have a man to her name despite her fame and wealth has pushed her to leading a sad life of acute vanity.
She buys expensive things she doesn't need since she can't get those things that come cheap to others which she really needs.

Knowing she has 2300 pairs of shoes, 800 bags and 7 automobiles may make her sleep better at night.
But the truth is, she wakes up every morning realizing that she needs more than just a Range Rover; she needs a new last name.

Till she gets that, she is unsuccessful.
Because a woman's greatest laurel is a husband.

Idleness!
NwaAmaikpe you are idle.
You take time to create responses that will attract likes on several posts.
The other time, you said Dr. Ngozi is ugly.
Please engage yourself on meaningful ventures.
Nairaland likes are empty.

yanabasee1:
They can't wait to be collecting awoof 33k without doing anything......



Some of them don't even know that they'd be posted to interior bush with no network....They should better enjoy their free time before opening threads to lament and cry of government cruelty.....

This is the most annoying response i have read from nairaland.
Did you read the post at all?

divicode:
My heart bleeds when I see post like this from matured adults on Nairaland

This place does not resemble a hospital or a medical forum! You are talking about one's life and you think the best place to find solutions is on Nairaland? You don't have a doctor or a Pharmacist at the least?

Nairaland is full of children parents still watch bum bum for after pooing. At best the only thing they are good for is ethic fight

Please see a doctor preferably a consultant and stop making a mess of yourself on this useless forum

You can only get good advise here when there is a paid or premium niche where all these children behind Tecno phone cannot afford to pay for and make useless comments

Look through and see the quality of comments you are getting

Why are you still on the useless nairaland forum?
Posting here does not mean, he won't see a medical personnel. The young man just one to know how others are managing the situation.

DaInferno:
Imagine a bank deducting 15,000 naira as as processing fee on your 500,000 naira deposit. It calls to question if I am working for myself or I am working for the bank.
What is 5% of 3,000,000 ? What is 3% of 500,000. What exactly is the purpose of financial institutions? Is it to reap people of their earnings? What exactly are they processing with over 15k

Get it right.
It's not the bank, it's the Federal government through the bank.

[quote author=festacman post=86433759]Peter Obi will not last a quarter before being impeached for rigidity. He lacks the political know-how.

Donald Duke will initiate space project, spend billions of dollars on it and abandon it like Tinapa. He dreams of lofty ideas but not deep in contemplative skill.

Ikedim Ohakim that failed governance test in Imo State cannot do anything nationally.

Akinwumi Ambode is too naive for Nigeria's sociopolitical complexities.

Babatunde Fashola has the intellectual requirements with deep experience. He lacks the trickery to survive intense politicking.

Yemi Osinbajo has the intellectual capacity, trickery and experience.

Jimi Agbaje is a good entrepreneur but a bad politician. He lacks the experience.

Ben Bruce is a known day dreamer who is good in show business.

Femi Fani Kayode is an empty vessel.

Waziri Tambuwal is never his own man.

And you?
Who are you?

davidodiba:
Okay. I hope he isn't doing that because of elections?

He also caused the accident to happen because of election.

Unical gate has changed since 3yrs now. OP where you get this old pic?

Nice one
But pls, if you're posting any job vacancy, try as much as possible to introduce the company and what they do for the benefit of those that do not know.
For example, not everyone including me knows what FADAC stands for.
Is it, Food and Drugs Administration and Control?

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Since August 21st, 2018, MTN officially increased the Price of SME data. For example, 10GB which used to be 5,500 naira was now 7500 naira.
I stopped the business because i wasn't getting much patronage with the new price.
However, I was surprised to get 1gb worth of data for 600 naira from someone yesterday. I called him to find out if MTN has reversed the price hike but didn't get any positive response.
Please anyone with useful information regarding this should hint me. Thank you.

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I got a call to attend an interview for a lecturing job in a school of nursing owned by the Catholic church. As part of my preparation for the regular question, "how much should we pay you", i want anyone here with an idea of the salary to share it. Even though it's not the one i applied, it will give me an idea of how Catholic institutions pay their staff.
Thanks

Good day all, I'm anticipating a lecturing job in a school of nursing managed by the Catholic church. Anyone here with an idea of how much the fresh tutors earn? The information will help me decide if the preparation am about making is worth it. Thank you.

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