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Come cook for me first before I know how to save your number. Ewedu + gbegiri = Abula soup will just be OK.

Name Ejigbo axis dey get rain last. Too much wickedness here. Very dry. E be like desert sef.

Correct man. CNN has not seen anything yet. Used to watch them before, but no more. They have turned themselves to Hillary''s apologists. They even secretely gave her debate questions ahead of time. Third world organisation! Fvck CNN. Banza.

Pictures Don finish? Wey dat one where him do 'dobale' nah? Abi e no dobale ni?

dOnLarich:
tha nly fin I'm intrstd in rai nau

Carry one plate nah! Spoon dey there already.

Trexnemesis:
TY, you are pweety. Love u. HBD.

And how''s our dear Olajumoke doing?

TY, you are pweety. Love u. HBD.

I like the man well. If he features in a movie, you can be sure i'll watch it. That is what defines him. He knows when to bring in those expressions and they are always relevant. They are like adages used to sum up a given situation. He shold not stop - they are phrases that come from deep thinking.

ajasbaba:
lol

Ayaf read the tori finish and ayam understand it. 100 okada hide dey ride, and soja arrest 4 hiding somewhere inside dust and ground (see pic nah). Simple engnish you no fit hunderstand.

I do am well! If you no do am, na I'm be say you no go fit understand and care for others. You education never complete. When you remember things like this, you become more sensitive to the needs and feelings of others.

What issues were discussed?

SweetJoystick:
she gaz use two hands hold him hand

He touch nah. I think.

Yoruba adage says "When women stay long in husbands' homes, they become witches" . Completely uncontrollable.

pocohantas:
Her nose...oxygen collector.

You meant double-barrelled nose.

Why she hold (or withold) the man hand nah? Abi em em emm.... Wetin I wan say sef? Abeg, remind me.

Is he forcing people to part with their money? People spend THEIR money according to what they want - their taste. Must you go there? If u can't afford it, find your level nah! Patapata, you go to "bendown" shack. Life continues.

DrObum:
E pain the journalist

E pain am well well, no be small.

Na on top your head the man sit? Mtcheeeewwww.

Fabulosdave01:
Where's the yansh?

I still they search for am o, my brother. A no see anything like nyansh yet. But I see something like frog we wan jump. Abi na alika sef !

Book Title: THE YAM MAN FROM OKIGWE
Volume 1, First Edition, 2017
Author: Trexnemesis
Distribution: Available in Bookshops all over Nigeria.

Bleep, Bleep, Bleep, all the time! Why do you people say 'Bleep' all the time? Don't t you Bleep have another fucking word to say? Too much of any fucking thing is bad you know. Anyway, I won't join you to fucking say that dirty word again by saying I Don't give a Bleep, because I don't fucking care. I am a f gentleman.

Fayawo (yoruba for smuggler) car. Very daring and reckless people. Police can't even confront them - always leave them alone! Naija for you.

Is she wearing a nappy pant in the 3rd pix?

olayinka63:
When it is your turn, no body will care for you too.

We don't do violence, which is your stock in trade. See head like beggar''s calabash. Doing Imamm! He should find better things to do. Yeye dey smell.

Old man. Not impressed.

Not a single good prediction throughout 2017, abi? Prophet, well done o.

Penkele mess!

stonefaze:
[In as much as I don't like this lady for what she stands for...... She is very correct.most girls out there can't be as cute as she is at her age

Truth. Thanks.

Was Christ born? If yes, what is wrong in collectively choosing a day in the year to rejoice and celebrate it? To me, it's an opportunity to remind the world of the birth and eternal sacrifice of the lamb of God for our sins. Why complicate simple things?

E be like say the world don mental.

Patiently awaiting rendition from the other side o. E go comot smoke!!

Smart