₦airaland Forum

ceejayx:
Akwa Ibom does it too na..
Chisos!!! who stone me bottle?
I was only playing na

You never see anything yet. Say another bad joke make I hear you. I go redesign dat your head wey be like "amokpe football. I dey wait for you.

Lagos stylee. Effect of codein plus tramadol.

uniquetechng:
The nomination process is biased, till this day Achebe remains the greatest storyteller and writer on African literature.

Yes, Achebe was a good story teller. Why can't you understand that winning the NP goes beyond just being a good story teller.

He's doing rehearsal for his madness

Wife of a killer

If it's Nigeria now, some people will be 'shitting' at different points on the bridge in the night or 'before day break'.

[quote author= post=69814293]Can you just imagine?!
Wailers are not even happy with such good news?
They are only soo happy to read about deaths and bombings so they can say their usual trash about President!
Pathetic. So pathetic.
It's rather late than NEVER![/quote]Use your head, my friend. All na election thing.

opera1:
Too late

Yes, too late. We're not deceived.

awarenexmariner:
Pot User Guide.
1. The pot automatically cooks food without heat
2. The pot preserve the food in it for a whole 30 days without freezing or heating
3. Whenever you are hungry just go to the pot and call the name of any food you which to eat and it appears.
All these make it a MAGIC POTS. [color=#006600][/color]

It's very clear you have the pot, just like me. I even bought one for my girlfriend last December. Cooking beef takes just 5 minutes without fire. Very nice pot.

Homeboiy:
NCAN

Idoma people answer idoko

Enugu ezike people answer idoko

It's either he's from benue or Enugu

Evidence shows that he's from Enugu. Look at the flat head nah.

nonen:
That's how terrible Nigeria is. Even her ashes refuses to be buried in Nigeria.

Let's divide Nigeria.

I think.
Instead of its ashes coming back to Naija, her body decides not to die again so that she can remain abroad.

jannies:
Thanks ferhy, really looking forward to trying it again!

Mtcheeeeeeew. Who doesn't know how to cook simple akara?

No problem at all, as long as cook robot can pound real yam Ekiti stylee and add ishakpa egusi soup to match.

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Zeebabybh:
I don't know.. Let me ask Orunmila

She say make I come carry her....,
Yebaaaa.

condomuser:
Abuse of women
Abuse of pussy
Abuse of otu
Abuse of obo

Ndi ara

LuciferChristi:
Rubbish!

Since when did small mouth become beauty?
Rabbit face.

Just be like say make I use shoe wound am 4 mouth.

Chai! Did you actually say that? Thunder wey go fire you just got approval from God.

Na so they will be telling lies upandan. Who ask you sef?

Good fiction

vedaxcool:




Ignoramus without shame.

But he said the truth! What did he say that was not true. Super ignoramus like you. Mtcheeeew.

You actually meant biggest "lokilis' in Nigeria.
These ones will be good for 'asun' with cowwect palmwine to match.

Newpride:
They shld also tape live wire to his body and electrocute him till he drops dead.

Haba! Did you actually mean that?

Cut his pweek

KingLennon:
I eat enough oranges and drink a lot of water in the morning. Abeg wetin go happen to me?

Na so so gas for the whole day.

BENARI:
So what food should we eat on empty stomach op?

Water nah. You no dey fit understand simple thing.

Oloshi agbaya jatijati. Mtcheeeeew

Nice

Amakavula:
finally found my husband

Good luck. You are very pweety.

erico2k2:
That is what happens when you copy and paste other peoples blog and you have no clue of what they are saying.to me this is trash and full of assumptions.

True. The writer possibly was on Oshogbo weed while writing.

Administration1:
I wonder how many pipu will be banned because of this thread.

I still blame the OP, why post the picture that shows his Flat Head

Because the flatt head is the trade mark of the people doing this type of business. Just take a look at the back of the head - it says everything.