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Boxer007:
May I kiss your neck?

nooooooooooooo ... are you gay

BiafranBushBoy:
Awww ...
They can get that at a relatively affordable price

lolz

BiafranBushBoy:
Op you wicked ooo... only you post only you be FTC.

Back to the matter... You are absolutely correct!!

Girls really don't know what they want. Whether hypocritical or confused, I still can't describe. Let me explain....

They bash another girl for sending nudes that got leaked, but still send the same nudes to numerous guys!!

They say they want a handsome guy, but will date one and won't hesitate to have a one night stand with a rich dude just for cash.

They say they want love, you give them love...

They start looking for cash... you give them cash

They start looking for romantic... you try to be romantic...

They end up saying you are the "cool type" that they need a bad guy

You become a bad guy, they break up with you...

"What does these ladies want"

a toy dude .... a big dick toy

shamsuRana:


Buhari at 72 became head of State,his age became an issue to the hypocrites during campaign.

Trump is 70 now,and the hypocrites are cool with it,and having sleepless night supporting him for him.


~Adeleke Adekola~

are u comparing d both ... d difference is dat buhari is older Dan Nigeria while trump is not older dan US.......... and bubu is not 72..... 72 na football age .... na 80s

Boxer007:
Boo boo women are useless. Gays don't ask for much. Boo boo are you single?

no dude... am not

MrCork:
...by buyn her phone credit?....this is yor idea of takin care of a gyal?

....bro am of to play golf...(no oofense)

not phone credit.... any tin she want... am not broke dude

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lolzzzzzzz people

DharmyYinks:
You are you. U don't ve to hate yourself because of what others think or say about you. If they don't like you.. let dem fvck off. The right pple will always come.


U re smarter,composed nd more reasonable than them. Never hate ursef cos of others!

Tankz bro

Nooooo I disagree..... Guess d only vivacious person der z miss enugu

Na medium b best .[color=#990000][/color]

Tips for Men to Grow Taller
1. Sleep Well at Night
Sleeping calmly at night is pretty important for the growth of your height as HGH (Human Growth Hormone) is released when a person is asleep. Moreover, the body actually grows the most during sleep so the more you sleep, the more your height will increase.
2. Morning Stretches
Morning stretches can be helpful in growing taller as there is a consensus found over the idea that gravity affects your body throughout the day and causes it to slump with the passing of time. To ensure that your body actually starts at its highest height at the start of the day, morning stretching exercises can help. Your body will be at its highest height after sleep and with stretching exercises, you can give it the head start it needs.
3. Nutrition
Nutrition obviously plays a major role in determining the height of a person and in answering the question: when do men stop growing. You should look to include vitamins, calcium and zinc in your diet as much as possible. Zinc and calcium would obviously strengthen your bones and help in stimulating growth. Vitamins obviously extract the best results from growth hormones and thus, you should incorporate vegetables and fruits in your diet to get vitamins which will be able to make better use of the growth hormones.
4. Try a Massage
When do men stop growing? The answer is as soon as puberty ends, but with proper massaging, development can be rekindled a bit in order to help you grow taller. A good masseuse won’t only help you with height issues but would obviously be able to fresh you up, too.
5. Exercise
Exercising can have a profound effect on increasing your height if you are young as the growth hormones are released after every session of exercise. So, try to jog, run, swim and ride a bicycle whenever you can and your height would grow as a result.
6. Your Body Posture Matters
A good posture is necessary to ensure that your body stays straight and you look as tall as possible. If you hunch during your normal posture, then it would have a detrimental effect on your spine’s curvature. So, it’s important that you practice a posture that keeps your chin high, your hips directly over your two feet and your shoulders not rolled. Incorporate the posture in your walks and while you sit down and avoid slouching as much as possible.

I hate being introvert...... Cuz some chatterbox bitches always say am bored ..... Cuz I dnt talk like they do

Hmmm

Deiok:
Yes! The change is here now, i can feel it heavily.
29th is my birthday, same day buhari will be declared the winner. Its going to be the best birthday ever.
Sai baba.
Sai Buhari.

U see u r wrong 30 is day to declare the winner
Sai goodluck
Sai baba

Nooooo.

Cholls:
my brother u don sell dettol be4

MrCork:
...see yor Homebase Nigeria head like baby goat......is it ther fault yor. Broke scalipulis cant find a job or isit ther fault if u r broke?

.....we don't see ant guy here nagging except u ...women should be treated like queens...
FIND A JOB!! (no oofense)

. Am not broke, ℓ̊ Can take care of any girl

GIRLFRIEND ARE HARD TO KIP because.
*Ladies HandBag - #9,000 while Men's
Wallet -
#700
*Ladies: Fixing of Hair - #5000 while Men's
hair cut is just #150 *Ladies: Fixing of Nails - #1500 while Nail
cutter is #50
*Ladies Bra is #1500 while Men´s Singlet
is #200
*A set of G string is #1500 while Men´s
boxers is #300...
*Sanitary Pad is #250 while handkerchief
is #50.
*Ladies stomach is extra large while
Men"s stomach is
extra small* IF I DONT TAKE GOOD CARE OF
MYSELF
WHO WILL??

The Story is interesting.... Waiting 4 d next episode

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, ''Why all the clocks?''

St. Peter answered, ''Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.''

''Oh'', said the man. ''Whose clock is that?''

''That's Mother Teresa's.'' replied St. Peter. ''The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.''

''Incredible!'', said the man. ''And whose clock is that one?''

St. Peter responded, ''That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved Twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.''

''Where are the clocks of the Ghanaian PRESIDENT AND Nigerian PRESIDENT?'' asked the man.

St Peter replied, "They are in the office. We're using them as ceiling fans."

IJEOMA: Biodun says I'm ugly, but then Emeka says I'm pretty. What do you think Akpos?

Akpos: A bit of both. I'd say you're pretty ugly.

Lordabas:

She will satisfy you s3xually.
You can release all your s3xual frustration on her.
When you're stressed, she will go down on you & give you a head, u can explode your load down her throat after she will cook you something sweet.
That's the best benefit of having a girlfriend!!

u r there

[color=#990000][/color]. Cool