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udeagbalaC:
Start small

I guess you don't know the business you were suggesting.

Can I prophesy?
I see something...
When She's done with you, she'd look for another prey. She's a psychopath. If you're the chopping type, You're safe. But if you're the nice type, you're done for.

Na only you dey see your pic for that WhatsApp status o. She knows the setting.

Don't give into her manipulations. Shes just infatuated.

Now go in peace and use your sense.

udeagbalaC:
That amount would be enough to build a good cage and raise turkeys.

Do you know how much feed it takes to raise turkeys? Do you think 20k can last 3 2-3 months depending on the number of turkeys?

Drabeey:
Hey Alaye park here!

You no dey here, yaayi yaayi. Park!! Hiahan


Op no vex, na the bike man wan carry me pass here.

I greet elders wey dey house, I'm here to observe how una wan settle this matter.


Drabeey was Here

Brotherman. The matter been long. Welcome

lifenajeje:
Follow suit like other guys before you


Close the case ..

okay boss

lifenajeje:
Ur head dey there


May u walk and never stumble.

Amen. May your days be long.

JasperVII:
Continue running matters, nothing dey happen.

- Mahatma Gandhi

Hahahahahahahahaha. No kill me ooo!

Psalmspsalms:
You got what you've always wanted from her; so why not give her what she wants from you?
Remember that if you do good to people and they don't return same gesture to you, that's when problem sets in.
I just wonder what's so special about sex. You feel so inferior after it. You noticed something more has been taken deep inside you. There's this emptiness you feel within you. Guys sha, they no the hear.

What's so special about sex? Wow. That's new. If you do it with the right person at the right time, it's the greatest gift to mankind. No emptiness. No guilt.

garugaru:
Mormonism allows you to marry more than one wife if you are not interested in the girl just pass me her number I wouldn't tell her i got it from you

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[quote author=lifenajeje post=93155929][/quote]Bro, had to do something tonight o. Na you ginger me. It's actually Mormon gal. Not Sabbath.

ME AND THE MORMON GIRL +18ONLY..

I'm sorry e long o.


After I was done with my NYSC programme in Jos, I had a personal spiritual journey before returning to Lagos.

I got an offer to teach in a school far from my parent's place and they offered me an accommodation. I accepted joyfully as I don't have to stay at home and eat free food.

The power supply in the new area was not stable at all. After surveying the environment for a while I settled for a BetShop where I can be charging regularly as my phone was my only companion since I was new.

The first day I got there, I noticed something stunning. The figure of a beautiful, fair, tall, and sexy damsel who was putting on skimpy and explosive clothings - A bum short  exposing her fresh laps and a braless top with pointing nipples. I saw it pointing at me at some point. Brain scattered. I was in lust. Been months a girl made me feel this way. Something arose gallantly. Man just code.

I'm a good child of God so I just form my cuteness(I try), minding my outward business. But deep down, I just wanted to nak this girl.

One week after going to the bet shop, I noticed that she's always there at some point to charge or drop her phone for someone to help her. Everyday, new Konji. I later realised that her mom's shop is just beside the bet shop shop.

How i knew.

It was a Friday and was to go to my parent's place to spend the weekend. I actually just got my first salary. So I decided to get snacks and yoghurt at the next shop. Guess who I met? That gorgeous damsel. Was about to leave when she said that my face looks familiar. I told her that "yeah , I always see you when you come to charge..." Bla bla bla... She insisted that my face looks familiar   and asked where I grew up and schooled. She finally apologised and said she's sorry for wasting my time.

Something within told me that this girl is flirting. Then the inner flirt within me came out. I made her feel beautiful and got her number before her mom came around.

I spent the weekend at my mom's place and didn't even call her. I resumed on Monday and as usual, went to charge after classes. I didn't meet her there but she came around later to charge.

She acted like she didn't see me and I reciprocated- I love my self respect. She later got into a religious argument with some of the guys there and was surprised when she asked for my opinion. My tallied with hers (on purpose). She suddenly became extra friendly. I asked her to walk with me. Surprisingly, she took permission from her mom before coming. I felt she's close to her mom. Therefore I didn't ask questions.

She saw me off into her room even though she was majorly on her phone.

Omo, I almost lost all control while starring at her. Fresh laps, fresh lips, nipple out, big boobs... I told her she was sexy and tempting and she appreciated my compliments. I walked her back to her shop before returning to my house.

Going to charge everyday became a lusty and exciting affair. She leads me on but acts like she didn't know. We became friends as spend after school hours in her shop. I became friends with the family in less than 3 days. I'm not that jovial o. I was invited to the house that Saturday. The family were so nice. They even offered me the opportunity to sleep over and follow them to church the next day. I felt something strange about the niceness and church invitation but something within said "maybe theyv'e seen a decent guy for their daughter and they want to keep him close".

Mind you this girl is extra cute and sexy and I didn't even have a good job. I Sha declined saying I need to attend my parents church for Thanksgiving.

Into the next week,I started letting her know how I felt since it looked obvious she felt the same way too. I tried inviting her to my place but she was always evasive. Insisting that I come to get church first. I finally coaxed her to come on Saturday and I'll follow her to church on Sunday.

I bought CDs and Tablets. -. I wanted to nak madly. Honestly, Konji was strong. She was a goddess and I really endured the lust.

Saturday came. Come see the skimpy dress this babe wore to my room(She always claim that's her normal dress style). Omo, rihana dey learn work.

I cooked for her and when she was done eating, innocently started playing with ears and neck. I felt her reaction.She then changed the play to a pillow fight and I only had one o. Then, BOOOM. I NAKKED with all my strength.

After naks, she started crying o. She said that that's how guys are;they run when they get what they want. I joined in the crying telling her that I'm not like other guys. I'm down for her(I knew what she wanted to hear.).

She suddenly switched to the question of whether I'll come to church the next day. I was surprised but still said yes.

One thing leads to another and that's how session 2 started. I felt guilty Sha as the lust don clear.

Before then I've been hearing some crazy doctrines that come out from her mouth as we always gist religious gists gan o but I didnt pay attention.

After the second intense naking, she brought up a religious discussion. She stylishly falsified the legitimacy of scriptures and insisted that It's possible that God has inspired new kind of bibles.

Previously she has brought up strange doctrines about Jesus, Angels etc but lust no allow me think straight.

When she said these, i quickly realised. that it sounded like the doctrine of Mormonism. Then I replied: "The book of Mormon?" Her face changed like her cover was blown. She didn't want me to know.
She asked "What's bad?" I never said anything was.

I now connected many things she has been saying and realised that she has been given an assignment to bring new converts into the church. Especially young guys.

Every discussion, every niceness, every seduction have all led to me being a new convert. Maybe the naks was a mistake or was part of it.
I've read Alot about Mormonism and O mad. O mad gan.

Two options: I still wanted to please her and go or just tell her that I ain't wanna be a part of that belief system(personal preference).
To be contd.

If na you wetin you go do?

lifenajeje

post=93123082:
If we should reply your question in the right way now,
Some people encouraging your slowness on this forum go dey vex.

We'll let it slide, cos we don't want to make you wail and cry this early beautiful Sunday morning.

Have a nice day kiddo!

I am trying to make sense of this. Rest Oldie. Stop trying too hard.

lifenajeje:
We go u fit dey dish am.out small small like story title am ME AND THE SABBATH GIRL +18ONLY..

trust me boys go follow the thread

Okay then. I will look for time tonight.

post=93119718:
THANK YOU JESUS FOR LIFE in good health.

Almost a Million souls have died around the world due to this deadly virus.

It can only be God.

Coming from first responders...... CORONAVIRUS is real mehn!


TripleEEE,
Make u there no believe o.
Instead of thanking God for life.

How much are they paying you for this?

It should be recaptioned to explain that 'Sanwo Olu went for a Photoshoot".

post=93083395:
THANK YOU JESUS FOR LIFE in good health.

Milion Almost a Million souls have died around the world due to this deadly virus.

It can only be God.

Coming from first responders...... CORONAVIRUS is real mehn!


TripleEEE,
Make u there no believe o.
Instead of thanking God for life.

Lolz... Your belief doesn't change facts. Truth is absolute irrespective of beliefs.

Hahahahaha. If the real Corona is in Lagos, half of us go don pai. But we thank God.

Keep reading your scripts NDDC. You are just a puppet in this show.

BrianIke:
I've only dated banged 2 of them. and they both had a bright future behind them. Well, from my personal experience, i'll give them a 5.5 star rating out of 7. They can be blindly religious thou but very good cheerful givers (their religious obsession gat me thinking their Pastors could be hitting it too)

But then it's just 2 girls out of thousands so i guess my opinion don't count

You're almost perfectly right bro. I dont know but it seems they have this free spirit to give cheerfully. I don't wanna call it Mamy spirit Sha o.

ehmmy11:
This you?

https://www.nairaland.com/5774117/youre-single-good-babe-try

Yup that's me...

Seneroz:
No Worry! Na So Dem Go Bleep Ur Fiancee,and U Go See D Guy For Shopping Mall Greet Am, No Worry! Na So Dem Go Bleep Ur Fiancee,and U Go See D Guy For Shopping Mall Greet Am,

Lol. It doesn't work like that bro.

lifenajeje:
Run the Sabbath girl matter na

Brother man. That story long. Babe wan use kpekus carry me turn their member.

VLTA:
Which is?

Deliberately work to make it better. Expose yourself to helpful videos. And take deliberate actions against your norm. You really need to find a way to convince yourself that you deserve the best.

VLTA:
Probably my childhood and some circumstances now in adulthood

Glad you figured out. Then take the next step.

Tonyspecial:
l need a serious deliverance bro

Prayer, Patience, discipline, and knowledge, if you're sincere. Habits are hard to change. Bad habits are extra too hard. Identify triggers, do your best, and let God lead... That's if you're serious.

Tonyspecial:
will i ever get married? Cuz I'm really tired of bleeping different kinda pu$$is

Lol. You kidding me right?

Lamanii22:
How a girl would have sex with someone you just met still beats my imagination oo...



OP maybe you're destined to marry a cele girl....

Maybe jawe or maybe not. You see that sex part...

samincredible44:
being a cele member is ur calling and destiny stop fighting it and goan buy white garment and bell

Hahahahaha. Yes sir. No vex. You know where I can get it?

Olunmercy56:
Cele what?! God forbid especially their fake prophets with juju...

That was my mindset but... When you get close to them, the fear seems to fade away.

Maryjane001:
Ur village people have finally tied ur destiny to Cele babes.....lol
Woe betide u
Better v sense for once
I don't v issues with celestial church o, but their rituals are out of this world.
It is up to u to choose....

Hahahahahaha. Okay.

Many prayerful born again Christians go through worse. Let me not even start mentioning cases.

Apart from spiritual stronghold, you need to deal with mental stronghold.

You don't just need prayer. You also need rehabilitation, love and strong support.

Most Nigerian churches will just make you fast and pray. Many will not support you. I know what I'm saying.

This is what the church should be readily available for.

Many pastors here just want you to accept Jesus. Jesus is not a solution to all your prayers o. But he'll give you peace in the midst of the storm and guide you with the help of quality brethren.
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Please those that can help, help. Enough of "accept Jesus" and everything will end. That's not biblical. I know many frustrated Prayer warriors. Young and old. They were promised freedom from all their problems. That's a scam.

Of course you need to pray. You also need genuine love. Christlike love. True love from the brethren.

I know what you're going through madam and I hope to keep talking to you. It's obvious you know Christ but situations are making you think otherwise. I know that point. It's hard my dear. Christ cried at some point in life. He wanted the Cup to pass over. It was too heavy. It's part of being human. But these things are meant to build us on our most holy faith. Meant to make us better and draw us closer if we can just see with the lens of the father. You are loved my dear. You are indeed loved by God. He's the fourth man in the fire.

Drop your email address please. Let's talk more.