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DePolo7808:
Google is your friend.
If you'd not take my free education, you can make your own findings.

Thanks

Get away.
Lest I forget, stop gallivanting on Nonsense.

Let me tell you a story. I met this girl through a close friend. We were strolling around the campus that night. pretty babe. Normal me now, I wasn't really interested in her cuz I had a G.F but I just had to run my flattery mouth. I rained beautiful words on her even though I didn't mean anything I said.

The next day, my phone rang and it was an unknown number. When I picked, I was surprised who the person was. 'It was the babe I met last night". She asked where I was and I asked how she got my number cuz I totally remembered that I wasnt drunk when we met and we didn't exchange numbers....

I told where I was and she told me where to meet her.( Meanwhile I broke up with my babe that day. )... I hurriedly went to meet her and she got a drink for me. I was really wowed cuz that was the first time a new girl is acting all independent. I noticed her countenance when we spoke and her mannerism and realised that this is a Boti babe. (Me na normal street boi.). So after some discussion, she insisted that I see her off. After getting to the school gate, I told her I'll be retreating but she stylishly said that I'm not a caring guy, and I don't even want to know where she stays.


Like play like play, I followed her to her place. She lived in a well furnished one room self contain. She told me to open the fridge and get something to eat and when I opened the fridge, hmmn, what I saw ehhn . I never see am b4. I form. " Babe I'm not hungry". She insisted that I wait then that she's about to prepare stew and remember, I just broke up. Was supposed to have fellowship that evening but I melo. I bone.
I waited. Just to eat before I leave as she Insisted.

I was innocently flirting with her while she was cooking. The food done. She served me like Prince Charles and I suspected that this might be the begining of an experience of a life time. Nobody ever treated me like that.

After eating... She insisted that I spend some time before going except I'm not enjoying her company. Princecharming me, I obliged.

And I dinor see any pishure.

Seen.

You're cute. Horrrnesli.

Lambo .... Ghana women no fit tire.

DePolo7808:
Your mother is responsible for the handwriting you have, not your dad. Mothers pass that info to offspring not fathers.

Oga can you just calm down. My handwriting evolved over time. The current one I have is looking exactly like that of my dad. Same with two of my siblings. I'm telling you reality not some hypothetical story.

I didn't learn from my dad. We aren't even friends . But recently, I realised our handwritings are so similar.

Depends on you. You know when you're a mumu and also when you're helping with wisdom. Wisdom is profitable to direct!

tracyfemmmm:
Poison him and the lady. This quarantine season who will know. If he dies just say it’s the babe that poisoned his food for not leaving you.

Actually , don’t go to jail for killing him. Leave him. If I were you I will turn his children against him so that the will suffer in his old age.

You will turn?

Are demons living amongst us?

I thought there's a cheat on gascookers now.

oshaosha2014:
Yes, very lazy females hiding under feminism and equality.

I'm telling you. They want the guy to be the sole electrician of the house, security, lifter of heavy stuffz , financier and also equally participate in chores and kitchen activities... I saw a video recently where some white women were complaining bitterly about the pains of "equality"... Let me not say the rest. As much as I agree with some ideals of feminism, the current group of feminist especially in Nigeria are pathetic ...

Check most of the animals , it is a natural instinct of the female species to Take Care of the Family especially the children But Humans want to change it because it's "male dominance ". Bittered and lazy set of women! I pray they get that equality they are looking for- alongside the curse it brings.


Bro. Nice write-up ! I learnt slot

Ishilove:
In this age of social media, it is very easy to give into the temptation of spreading news without proper checks, especially when they are being disseminated by supposedly reputable media outlets. However, thankfully there are still some who take the time out for fact checks.



Many threads were created on Nairaland on this matter and one even managed to grace the frontpage briefly before it was yanked off by the supermoderator. https://www.nairaland.com/5626777/nigerian-dauda-onoruoiza-among-victims


Contd:


https://guardian.ng/news/fact-check-claims-that-nigerian-died-in-iran-plane-crash-untrue/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Hi Ishilove. Needed to get your attention. Real name is Elijah. Want to be your friend.

Biancah:
Why do Nigerians beg alot ? In all social media handles Nigerians like begging, if a celebrity should post anything and there are 2000 comments ,1700 of the comments would be of people pasting their account numbers.

Why do Nigerians feel entitled to someone's money. Even nairaland is not left out, account numbers are almost everywhere on nairaland.

Some were even asking S.eun for giveaway like they are entitled to his money.

Why do some Nigerians feel like they are entitled to a rich/well to do person's money?

They have a group on nairaland who go in packs attacking anyone that seeks to go logical on this issue. They tagged them as 'insensitive' and 'Holier than thou'...

The absence of Shame in any community is truly a dangerous terrain. Many collect this money to play bet9ja, some take beer,
etc.
I also know some use it for important stuffs but regular begging has become a menace that should be curbed. And it didn't just start during this Covid period. It's been heightened since last year. BRT, bustops, social media....

This is not to undermine anybody or to make peeps feel inferior...

This is a disease that is spreading fast.
Something truly needs to be done.mindsets truly need to change.

This Sanwo Olu should be the next u.s president . Audio .

Sanwo Is a scam. Tinubu has Charmed us. 3kg rice for 14 days lockdown ... 1 loaf of bread for one compound.

Many won't die of Covid 19 but of stealing, depression and hunger ...

Stop this audio relief ...

Albertone:
Egede!You no fit run commot for game o.You don forget your oath for your ITT? OT don leave you!!
If them catch you,na proper JANETTING them go give you oh.I don yarn you enough

Man don GBESE.
Forgerit.

QueeenKKfire:
Men and brethren, I was in a bus going to Orlu from Otown. And this bani was by my side, one thing led to another before you know it we started gisting, she was easy going with a beautiful face, nice voice, chocolate in colour, my type of girl I guessed.

As we reached her bus stop, i stepped out for her to come down, oh my God I was mesmerized by what I saw, behold who standing before me was a sex goddess, I was blown way by her beauty, the driver had to call my to attention before I could remember that some people were waiting for me, but before than I have already obtained her number.
After that day, the next two days I call her, chai she was friendly. We talked and talked and talked, as time goes on we were still chatting, so one one night she tolded me that she like to visit me(what? Oh my goodness what I have been looking for in the sky came to me in a platter of gold) I couldn't argue less, I agreed, if only I knew.
On that faithful day she was to come, I was expecting my roommate to vacate the room as soon as she comes, but he told that he will be traveling to Onitsha. I said thank God me at least me and the girl will have the whole room for ourselves, but he was like you will give me transport money oh, ah! why nah? He told me that if not he is not going any where, his reply offed me. I said okey no p,I gave him the money, anything to be alone with the girl, girl weh I never sure will give me Bleep.
Some minutes later my phone rang I checked she was the one, she told me to come and pick her at the junction, I went and picked her.
When she was settled, she asked weather I have some Noodles that she will like to eat, I said okey come to the kitchen, as she was cooking the noodles she was sweating, she told me to give her one of my boxers and a singlet(I said in my heart true true God is working) I rushed and gave it to her, I was expecting her to enter inside the bathroom and change lo and behold her next line of action shocked me, I trembled, this girl stood in front of me removed her jumpsuit, removed bra and wore the singlet and boxers. Somebody she meeting for the first time.


Stay tuned
The main action is coming

*Beats* This is super storyyyy....
Transfer your sexual energy into something more productive bro . You'll prosper.

There's this lady in my office. Omo, she dey sleep anyhow ... Pretty young babe but that sleep dey off me. We can just be having meeting now and this babe will just off.

But since your madam takes drugs, then it's unlikely. So ask again.

Whenever I meet a new girl and the first thing she says is "sleeping is my hobbies"- off.

If you're a Christian, Go the God way... Follow peace. Drop Ego. Forget all the stuffs godless unmarried peeps here are telling you. Whatever the situation is, try to reach out especially if you were at fault which I know you are.
God bless your marriage.

In your mind this is all there is to 5g and Pastor Chris is a fool... You better wake up from this shallowness...

There has never been a technological advancement without hidden agenda.

Enjoy your bliss (ignorance )

For in due time, you might be the biggest fool.

Is Ronaldo still the highest paid Teacher?

[quote author=Wilsonzinny post=88107555][/quote]Lagos Mainland.

nuelsam:
he's an OG who respected the bro code.... if he wanted to smash that babe, he'll effortlessly.

That's being nice. Having sense.

Honestly ehnnn, if you are a Single good pretty babe, try to Holla. It would be worth your time.
I don't have time to play funny games. I just wanna try to start something worthwhile. My previous relationship ended cuz of genotype issh. I'm A.S ... .
Holla pumps8577@gmail.com.
I ain't desperate so don't try...
I'm cute you'll see.
I also have a good heart.
Please Holla.
Thanks.
Location: Lagos Mainland.

ifykris22:
Don't judge me out lawyers here

The moment we men start to realize women have the same right as us to cheat in a relationship the better..

The most faithful woman cheats with the person you'd never imagine her to do it with..

No matter how much you love your woman she will always want to experience something different at least for one.. expect if you have the original size ..and knows how to make use of it..

I give my girlfriend a whole day to cheat cus I know I'm not faithful, and I try not to allow jealousy take over during those times..

I'll tell you how I do it...
On my next trend..

Her number Bro.

nuelsam:
lol hell yeah,chronicles of a Mr nice guy..... after all this, u still asking questions ? like for real? y'all ain't ready to learn and judging from your write up, u still wanna walk her down the aisle.... nice guys and loser instinct.
one time for your friend, he's the real OG.... but as for you, I do not pity you.

You peeps should stop confusing niceness for stupidity. The nice one is the friend that showed him the text.

Jeweltz:
Good afternoon my fellow women,

This is going to be a long Post

Kindly be reminded that I don't need insultive commentaries as I'm already hurt by the narratives I'm about to share . I only need an advise. Google search lead me to this website few hours ago.

I have been into many relationship in the past with guys that their behaviour and way of life are nothing to write home about. The last straw that had the camel's back was the one that made me gave up on men to focus solely on my career. I was disvirgined at the age of 22 by a guy who I gave 100% love to.

It happened;

Sometimes around last year, a friend of mine was having her birthday. She was a colleague from work. I work in an audit firm in Lagos, VI( identity witheld). I didn't plan to spend the night there, but as it happened to be on a Saturday, I didn't have any objection when she asked me to spend the night in her place.

About 7pm in the evening, we decided to go out and chill which will be funded by her boyfriend. It was there I met this guy, which was a friend of the said boyfriend. Talks run into talks, he seemed like a perfect match for me and I was already getting used to him. I liked him.

Few days after,he asked me out which I found nice and cool.

Later, I got to know he has no job and has been into some side hustling all the while. I had no problem with this.

Months later , he started requesting money from me which he claimed went into settling some debts. There was a time I collected salary, said he needed 130k, it was so hard but I had to give him. All that I wanted is his happiness as he claimed he needed money for some hustles.

To cut the story short;

He told me his Love for Virgin girl and how he can Never marry a girl that's not a virgin. I asked him what if I'm not a virgin, he responded in the negative and I started getting nervous about us. I knew I'm not a virgin but ..........

He has been pestering me for sex, which I understand it's not a big deal. But the conversation we had about virginity has been making me scared of losing him. What if he dump after sex Just because I'm not a virgin. My mistake was that I had lied that I am Virgin. Didn't know why I had to .

I have resist all his attempts to have sex with me. Few days ago, I saw his chat with a girl which he's been going out. He had sex with her. I confronted him and he denied. This has make him to be ignoring me. He's not picking my calls, barely reply my text and if he ever, it's only one word and boring. But anytime he needs money from me, he call me.

Last week, he told me he needed money but I refused him. He started cursing me on the phone and vow to call it quit with me. he's still yet to respond to all my pleas.

Ladies in the house, what have I done wrong??

From start to end, you were played pitifully. It seemed you were too lonely and needy, so he capitalized on that. The guy na G Boy- you na Maga.

Having said that , you need help. You need to love yourself. Comon now ...

There are several good guys out there. Why do ladies keep falling wrong.

If your story is true , It's all your fault. What ever he does to you, you allowed it. If it's toxic, leave!!!. They no kidnap you.

There's an issh I have with some thing in particular which is not direct but indirectly detrimental to the psycho analytical nature of critical assessment of the prognosis. It is of a dire need that the preposterous conditions given by the cacophony of losers are not properly alligned but maligned through the rendition of shared value. Hope you get ...

But last last, Eto better pass Henry o.

Fuckup boi. Lil discipline .... Keep begging. Truly repent and respect her decision no matter what it is.

LadyGCrueDKilaB:
I'm bored out of my mind and I need sensible friends, preferably female. I need to start building my own squad because from the way things are looking, I might not have any bridesmaids at my wedding

if you are interested, let me know I'd PM you

A little about me:

Core introvert but like to do stuff once in a while
Socially awkward
love to laugh (at people)
weird as fucc
annoying as hell too

we can get to hang if I'm ever in your vicinity and vice versa


apply within

If the offer is still on, please contact: pumps8577@gmail.com. I kinda need good friends too.

If the offer is still on, please contact: pumps8577@gmail.com. I kinda need good friends too.