₦airaland Forum

abah009:
Recently, when I told Nairalanders about my monterous dick, they called me names.This is to tell Nairalanders that the lady on twitter is talking about me.I gave her the best Bleep of her life with my 14inches dick, now she is looking for me.Well, the next time i meet you, the penetration gonna be hot.You gonna sing, ouch!!!!! Yeah!!!!do me!!!! F...ck me!!!!!!

Why waste your life on bleeping that will not last forever..... you are succeeding today at what will ruin you tomorrow..... Congrats on your folly..... You can only go for 3 years or more and soon you will be tired coss there will always be BUSTIER n FINER babes to bleep BUT you will have your privates old, weak and wrinkled. why not Just invest your youth in make your life a greater success thaN playing with STDs and Hell. God is watching you

xdawn:
@tripplephi why can't you help this young man to solve this particular problem. God must surely bless you

bros i hail o.... ok i don hear. you know how NL be na, say if i post some kind sites they go block am, the tori for importation plenty o no be small. to paste am here fit make them block me. anyway sha i go do am. i hail

maxjax:
Why don't you just post it

the time it took to reply me or to even post the previous question is equal to the time it takes to search. guy i teach how to catch fish, i never give out fish

Aliyuu19:
Please sir, can you give me the remaining 5 importation sites beside Aliexpress? Thanks and God bless you.

GUY READ THE INSTRUCTIONS WELLA, GO TO GOOGLE

hertz9te:
I really wonder...naija girls ain't sexually adventurous

by paying prostitutes n getting HIV

cruzita:
if u really love her dia is nothing she will do that u can't forgive .waiting for counter thread

GIRL THAT LIES TO YOUR FACE AND ONLY SPEAKS THE TRUTH WHEN THERE IS SOMETHING TO GAIN.... IS A KILLER

Freaknasty:
Hello,
I have some cash at my disposal and i'm thinking of small scale importation. I already understand how to buy on aliexpress and I have a shipping agent.

Basically I understand the process. What I need now is information on fast moving products to import from China and how / where to sell.

Kindly assist. I'm based in Lagos.

Note: I honestly don't need an ebook. Feel free to drop ideas.

no one will give u ideas and make u their competitor..... if u need ideas look around your area and also consider the season we are currently in and dont forget 2016 is around the corner...... so stop living off peoples ideas..... do your research on google..... from what u have said it is clear you have the wrong ebook..... go on google and find websites by great nigerian importers like olaide alim and adetunji.... in their websites the lists of hot selling products are there endless, ALIXPRESS is d 6th best importation site cos it is more expensive than the other 5. kindly do this and be at peace. God bless you. Merry christmas.

Ebao2:
Pls help me with the series number.

wats d software exact name..... whats d suite or atleast d version number..... u dnt expect right answers with wrong or missing details go serialswsDOTorg and u will get it der..... chai

kboy500:
Women Only 5 Naughty Or Nice Tips For Getting In The Mood! http:///getting-in-the-mood-html

u may nt know how to post urls here.... kindly get proper approval and stop wasting our time

BlessAdeik:
[b][/b]" Please does anyone know the best app for IMEI tweaking" [/color][color=#550000]

yes we do... go to google n see many tutorials there....

vicdayo:
Yeah you read that right.

QUE; Firstly will i be getting naij exactly

Ans; Not really but something really close,beatiful and wonderful.

It is perfectly responesive. (if 3310 start browsing today it will display perfectly on it screen without lagging) it means you are saved from the cost of getting a app for the website.

Unlimited design
unlimited ads
multi author supported

enough of the talk check out http://joonews.com to really get what am talking about. (make sure u check out the website on both pc and mobile to see what am taking about)

i will do and deliver the website to you Within 10 working days am currently offering a discount and it will be going for 30k only.

This offer is limited to the first five geniun order.

Meanwhile the design can be used for a technology niche website, a fashion design niche website and much more.

Feel free to contact me if you have any question or you want me for the job

07038177410
victemidayo@gmail.com
www.vicdayo.com

am a very busy person so because of this i will prefer a phone call for all ur question and request (i may not be here to ans your questions)

i am ogundipe vicdayo by name and it will be nice doing buisness with you.

name your price please

judesuper:
Am a blogger i have an email with 5 blogs. I checked on my blog just now and i dicovered that all the post in my blog has been deleted and two or three of my blogs were also deleted..please i want to know if google or someone is responsible that?....pls i need ur advise.

ITS SOMEONE THATS KNOWS HOW TO HACK GOOGLE MAILS.... U MUST BE USING GMAIL.... SORRY SIMPLY CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD and start again

Choice001:
Oga Peter, you see that your dark skin girlfriend that do refuse you entrance to her little paradise ehn like say her puna be the next best thing since toasted bread ehn? Next time she refuse you sex again just show her this picture. Tell her say u don already see her jungle na to enter remain. I swear she go let you in. . Abeg na joke ooo make u no come dey troll me like say Na me be Dokpesi. Lol!!

ITS IMMATURE TO DO THIS AND CALL IT JOKE..... GROW UP PLS, FOR ITS BETTER TO BE A BLESSING TO PEOPLE RATHER THAN THIS OBSCENITY YOU ARE CORRUPTING PEOPLE'S MINDS WITH. I HAIL YOU.

GREATOLANIYI:
I LEFT MY FORMER PLACE OF WORK FOR ALMOST TWO YEARS AGO BECAUSE PERONAL DESTINY ISSUE AS INSTRUCTED BY GOD.THEN I GOT ONE-YEAR RENEWABLE CONTRACT NGO JOB IN IBADAN WHOSE PROJECT WAS UNEXPECTEDLY TERMINATED,ABOUT 44 DAYS TO MY WEDDING .
THE ISSUE IS THAT MY HOUSE RENT(#100,000) HAS BEEN DUE FOR PAYMENT SINCE AND THE HARRASSMENT OF THE AGENT AND LANDLORD TO FORCE MY WIFE OUT OF THE APARTMENT HAS BEEN SO FRUSTRATING AND UNBEARABLE,HAVING ALREADY WITHDRAWN ELECTRICITY AND WATER SUPPLY FOR LIKE SIX MONTHS NOW.
I APPEALING TO PEOPLE ON THIS PLATFORM WHO ARE MOVED TO COME TO OUR AID AS I AM WORKING HARD TOWARDS ASSUMING ANOTHER MEANINGFUL JOB.
VERY RECENTLY,I STRUGGLED TO BEG THE AGENT & LANDLORD AGAIN AND I BEEN ALLOWED ONLY TO THE END OF NOVEMBER,2015.BUT NOW,I HAVE SUCCEEDED IN GATHERING ONLY #35,000
PLEASE NOTE THAT I AM NOT A BEGGER AND I ONLY DECIDED TO POST THIS AS A LAST RESORT TO SAVE AND WIFE FROM FURTHER NASTY TREATMENT BY THE LANDLORD.
KINDLY COME TO OUR AID & GOD REWARD YOU.
PLEASE YOU CAN CONTACT ME ON 08176698807 TO ASSIST US AS LED. THANKS

GUYYYYY WE HAVE HELPED MANY N BEEN SCAMMED, GIVE US PICTURE PROOF AND REFEREES PLS

sholexy1:
was thinking if it going to b cool if I move to ghana to hustsle cox have been to som african country but wanna try ghana out, just wanna knw if it a good idea

IF U HAVE BEEN TO MANY PLACES HUSTLING AND STILL NO HEAD WAY FOR YOU THEN MAYBE YOU NEED SPIRITUAL HELP.... LOCATION DOES NOT CHANGE ALLOCATION. DO THE WISE THING FIRST

Clara16:
Oya try dix I am something, a lot of people don't like me, including you.but I'm called upon anytime one is injured.i like playing with pregnant women, I'm a 5 letter word, and if my last letter is put before 1st letter, I become a name of a country, WHAT AM I?

it is PAINS and it becomes SPAIN.... oya mail me...

Samyj247:
my laptop has refused to unlock even after using my correct password to unlock it. Its a mini laptop without dvd space. it got locked since 2days now.....some someone in d house should help with any means of unlocking it especially without disc.

OH ITS SIMPLE, USE A PORTABLE UNLOCKER.... KINDLY CHECK GOOGLE, BOOT IN SAFE MODE FIRST.

Brownville007:
Due to tedious engagement and other tasking works, .com would no longer be maintained. On this medium, I am offering it up for sale. Comment your price or your number below and I will add you up for further discussion.

HOW MUCH PLS

borga112:
I got girlfriends from both Ghana and Nigeria but confused which of them should get the ring?


Advice me

oh marry a NIGERIAN born in GHANA..... simple..... abeg let me go and boil dodo 4 sunday rice

simtosul:
HI dearies do you want to know men’s deepest
need in love and dating? Just take a wild guess!
The answer is as simple as ABC. It’s Sex. I bet
you are surprised right? But before you jump to any
conclusions, let me say that just because sex
happens to be a man’s deepest need, that doesn’t
make them perverts. Far from it! After all, it wasn’t
their idea. It was how they were created. After all,
the human race wouldn’t be here if they didn’t
have that deep-seated need to “perpetuate the
species,” to “go forth and multiply,” to “subjugate
the earth,” and so on. Lol. You get the idea! That’s
why it’s wrong to think of a guy’s need for sex as
dirty, or sick, or evil, etc. If you think that way,
then you also think Mother Nature is dirty, or sick,
or evil. (And that’s a crazy idea.)
So to love a man, you need to respect him first.
Right? And to respect a man, you have to
understand him first. Right? (Right!) So today, let
me share with you a man’s deepest secrets about
his deepest need. Actually, to be more specific,
they don’t have just one deepest need. They have
three:


1. A man’s first deepest need is to feel Sexually
Desirable. Or, to be more specific, men need to
feel the most sexually desirable person in our
world. And this is one of the main challenges of a
long-term relationship. Especially when your sex
life becomes too routine like, and then the woman
loses interest in making love and then the guy
starts thinking that he no longer think he’s
sexually desirable.
Now meeting this need isn’t just child’s play.
Don’t just tell your man you want to meet his
need, they need to feel it, they need to see it in
the way we look at them, the way we talk to
them, and the way we respond to them when
they are making love to us.


2. A man’s second deepest need is to do Something
Forbidden. And no, I don’t mean doing anything
against the law. (And if you’re dating a man
who’s doing anything criminal, leave him as soon
as you can please!) What I mean is doing
something outside the norm, swimming against
the current, and doing our own thing.
Every guy has a “wild side,” and not every woman
can like (or even accept) it. But if you truly love
him, and as long as his “wild side” doesn’t break
the law or step on anyone’s toes, then be
prepared to accept it, share it with him, and
satisfy it. It’s that simple.


3. A mans third deepest need is Sexual Variety. One
of Mother Nature’s “foolproof” survival measures
for the human race was to make guys want to
have sex with as many women as possible and
since men are still in this world after hundreds of
thousands of years, I’d say it worked! Of course,
Mother Nature is all about balance so she also
instilled in men the ability to control these
primitive urges. Now this wonderful ability has
manifested in society in the form of wearing
clothes, living in homes, separate bathrooms, the
institution of marriage, and so on. But even in a
monogamous, married relationship, men’s need
for sexual variety is pretty much alive and they
need our help, pretty much to satisfy it. With this
need, you should introduce variety in the
bedroom. Try new things, get into role-playing,
pretend to be strangers, etc. whatever fits your
fancy! That way, he’ll feel as though he’s having
sex with many different women but you still
belong to each other. Either way it’s a Win-win
situation. Do you get me?


Now here’s the tough choice we need to make.
It’s sad, but some of us ladies have issues with
these three “deepest needs” of a man. When our
boyfriend or husband try to look sexually
desirable to us, we say: “Stop being crazy and
dress normally. “When he wants to make love, we
say “No.” When he wants to try something new in
the bedroom, we say, “You’re sick.” So he starts
looking for something (or someone) to satisfy his
deepest needs and the relationship crumbles and
fails. And these women blame him for it! I know
some of us ladies have this “picture-perfect idea”
of what your relationship and sex life “should be.”
But remember, you might be going against what’s
meant to be and when you go against what’s
meant to be, someone’s got to give. (And it won’t
be her.)
But here’s the good news. It’s possible to meet a
guy’s deepest needs and still achieve your
“picture-perfect idea” for your relationship. In
other words, it’s possible for you and your man to
be totally, completely fulfilled by the relationship
you share and you’ll never need to look elsewhere
for the love and happiness you both need.
Now picture this: He’ll be so sure of your love
and desire that he’d be absolutely crazy to look
for love elsewhere. What’s more is, your
relationship will be the most exciting and
enjoyable thing to ever happen to your life and
he’ll feel the exact same way. And best of all,
every romp you share in the bedroom will be
better, more exciting, and more satisfying than
the last one. Why? Because you know,
understand, and respect every single one of his
needs and as a result, he also meets every single
one of your needs without fail! Voila!
Before I go, I have just one more thing to say:
Most guys already know that they have these
three deepest needs – to feel sexually desirable,
to break the norm, and to have sex with many
different women. And, yes, most of them wish
women already knew these three deepest needs
of men because it would make handling
relationships and marriages so much easier and
more enjoyable. It would prevent painful breakups
and messy divorces for millions of couples!
Unfortunately, they don’t want to have to teach
the women in their lives about these deepest
needs because they are afraid they will be judged,
or hated, or made fun of, and so on. But if you
are a smart woman who wants a long lasting
relationship with her man, you’ll learn these
revelations I’ve given you, and use it for your own
good.
To our happiness. Cheers.

EPIC LIES

Solomon19:
I want everything to turn around for me,have fast and don alot, but noting is working,am a chorister in my church,but nottin is work,have don alot of spiritual work...to no avail...Please advise me

GUY WHY ARE YOU STRUGGLING, LEAVE YOUR CHURCH AND FIND ANOTHER MAN OF GOD WHO HAS THE KEY TO YOUR ISSUES, TB JOSHUA IS THERE, PROPHETS ARE THERE, MFM PRAYER CITY IS THERE.... GUY THERE IS NO WAY YOU GO THROUGH THESE AND YOUR CASE WILL NOT CHANGE ABI SATAN DEY CRAZE?

Iamoriekaose:
Good evening NL.
I'm a young lady studying a beautiful course in one of Nigeria's prestigious federal university.

It took me three trials before i could get the course i wanted,so i made a promise to myself that i'd study hard to become one of the best graduates from my Course.

It all started when this guy walked up to me when i was at the cafeteria to get some snacks.
He said i looked familar and after some enquiries i discovered he was an old secondary school mate of mine. We clicked,started talking and went home together (we both live off campus).

The next day,we both went to the library to read and i was uncomfortable when i found out he was looking at me the whole time.
I asked why he wasn't reading and he suggested we chill out somewhere else.
Later that day,he ended up telling me he liked me.

Fast forward to today,and he was avoiding me throughout the class.
I decided to find out why and he said it's because i had been in his thoughts all night and he was trying to get me out.


We ended up walking together, and even fighting (i still don't know why).
He told me he likes me and wants to date me.
To be sincere, i kinda feel the same way, but i don't want to rush things and end up in a mess so i just kept on arguing with him about some trivial things.

We boarded a shuttle bus,and he was angry at me (for not obliging him). I went to where he was seated and asked what the problem was.
When he wasn't answering,i placed his hand on my shoulder.
He drew me closer and tried to kiss me but i resisted because i think everything's happening too fast.

But i think i hurt him because of what i did.
Dear NLanders,please i need genuine answers. Is what i did wrong? Am i just in lust or love? How can i effectively manage this feelings if its true love?

Thanks.

MY SISTER, FOCUS CREATES BLINDNESS, IF YOU REALLY WANNA SUCCEED IN BOOKWORK THAT GUY IS AN AGENT OF SATAN TO DETER YOU FROM SUCCESS O.... DONT LET A FOOL KISS YOU AND DO NOT LET A KISS FOOL YOU. THIS IS THE BITTER TRUTH OF LIFE... THE TIMES WHERE REAL SUCCESSFUL GUYS GO FOR BUSTY AND UNEDUCATED LADIES IS LONG GONE O.... BUT A LADY WITH GREAT INTELLIGENCE AND WITTY ACUMEN WILL NOT BE SINGLE FOR LONG BECAUSE SHE HAS SOMETHING TO OFFER.... WORK ON YOUR CAREER AND REJECT A BOYFRIEND MATERIAL SO THAT YOU CAN GET A HUSBAND MATERIAL. SEE HAVE SEX OR DATING WHEN YOU BOTH ARE SUCCESSFUL IS MORE BLISSFUL THAN WHEN YOU BOTH ARE BROKE..... IF YOU NEED MORE COUNSEL PLS PM ME. ELSE IN ONE WORD... RUN FROM DATING GUYS TOO EARLY... ITS A DISTRACTION TO DESTINY

mike76chi:
Which type of tablet phone can a beginner get at cheap rate and yet get some good features

endtime china andoid

Paschalp:
how can 95% fail this niii...

when it's 12.

guyyyyyy its BODMAS

Phoenixfrank:
Honestly guys, this was created out of my boredom. Can we generate a list of things to do when you are bored.
1. Make silly posts on Nairaland Forum and social network.
2. I can't do it alone...

3. Count 1 to 1000 backwards