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I CAN'T LAUGH ALONE! A plane was about to
crash and there were only four parachutes in
the
plane. Meanwhile there were five people in the
plane. The first person was Cristiano Ronaldo
and
he said: I'm the best footballer, I can't die
now".
So he took one parachute and left. The second
who was Aliko Dangote said: "I'm the richest
man
in Africa and I'm too young to die". So he took
the
second parachute and left. The third was
GMbuhari
and he said: " I'm the incomin president
in the world so I can't die now, my people
need change frm me". So he took one and left.
Then it was left
with GE jonathan and a little school girl.
GEjonathan
said to the little girl" take the last one, I'll
sacrifice
my life for you". The little girl replied no need
for
that "there are two parachutes left. GEjonathan
asked her: "How come?" The little girl replied:
GMBuhari took my school bag" thinking it
was a parachute.

me fa

lol

kai guys re stingy o..kai kai kai*smh*






oh its nt evn related to d thread
*legawt*

m jus hia to mak frontpage

*yawns* m jus hia to mak frontpage

dats d hair i wana make sef...btw... am jus here to make front page

m jus hia to make front page

m jus hia to make front page

m jus hia to make front page

m jus hia to make front page

m jus hia to make front page

hot water bottle does nt work 4me i jus get frustrated at d end n use drugs

lordhugo:
Fine, Small girl!!! How your body today?

You from germany too? PLATEAU STATE'S GERMANY THAT IS!

small girl?

we no go gre o, we no go gre (2x)

fine bobo

d first picture tho....abeg wich kin stew bdat

IGBO .... last to comment? dats rare

OMG

lemme go and collect ma pvc

stories dat touch

i gat nofin to say

issoryt

no 4

story...

ahhh!

stories dat touch

beauties