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Him don nack am put already.

OgaDeyVex:
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Amazon is way better than Netflix, they have more interesting TV shows than Netflix. Netflix is shitty.

Ekejoestar:
Netflix is still the Baba.

Hopefully sha....cos they always write it boldly within their premises "CAR parked at owners RISK. So that money don go be that.

pansophist:
Hopefully the bank compensates him since his car was parked inside their premises, under their watchful eyes.

True talk, Okowa that has no structure.

AntonVince:
With due respect to the person of Okowa, I think Wike is the PDP's best bet if they're truly desirous of dethroning the APC.

Fight go soon start....

SimplePlan34:
Like I said most likely APC would not get an aspirant in 2023. because will the Northern aspirant sign they agree for power to go to the south. It's not about the governor's but the aspirants.
Tinubu might win this but would it be valid. Does Adamu himself support this arrangement. Lots of questions without answers

There are already 3 factions
1 the chairman concensus candidate
2 the governor's list
3 the excluded aspirants
Would they sign the form that they all agreed

Maybe this is the game plan so Atiku lo kan.

APC just dey carry themselves dey catch cruise no be me.

At my only sister's wedding, I drank so much that I forgot where I parked my car. I became sober and saw the car parked alone behind the reception venue the next morning. Shayo na BASTARD!!!

He swore during the case proceedings never to work with Disney again.

Soulsymbol99:
New pirates of the carribean loading....

NPFL get as e be ohh....e dey hard before home team dey lose ohh

OBTMOS:
How is is possible for the bottom club to have 30 pints with eight games to go in a 20 club league?

If you read this part, then you go understand say him dey use the money to better the state ( "telling you how many schools and hospitals the money saved from buying costly drinks would help in re-building.”).

Redpill1:
Person wey get money but no wan spend am

Now, 200k my brother....

Rastaramsey:
Your own don red be that
Get ready to pay over 100k

I guess who won must have been a party member (PDP) way back. You can't just decamp and expect the ticket to be handed over to you on a platter. Better luck next time BW.

Thanks Bro.....tolyade@yahoo.com

SWATMan:
I've been trying to upload it but can't. Send me your email.

Hello Guys,

I'm in search of the current Energy Map of Nigeria for some private study.

If anyone has it available, I will be willing to pay for it.

Hit me up ASAP.

Leave kpekus go hustle brother.

Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

I told some friends and colleagues of mine, that the refinery will not even be ready till 2025...E get why, cos who no go no go know and who no know no go go.

fineboynl:
The thing will not work even in 2030.

This is something the next president will sing about until the administration will over like this.

American cooperation can buy it and make it work within 9 months but only if Nigeria will allow them sell for specific amount per litter.

This is Nigeria.

Just imagine someone like Maguire in Man U......

isaiah4life:
Swipe all Manchester players except De gea and Ronaldo.

The rest plays rubbish.

The board should allow the new coach to bring in new players if they will amount to anything good next season.

Mark it here.
APC will deny it within 24hrs.

Then i think wicked is even a fair name to call the FG....Una be EVIL!!!!!

Obaino is on a long thing now...

The judgment pain dave ohhh.....

I think your papa send you go learn for university abi...why you no just focus forget about prick.

You can imagine na....

Rexymania:
The Europeans are miscalculating. every sactions will backfire on them. Mind you, Russia have NOT imposed any sactions o, yet things have increased in Europe due to the sactions they imposed on Russia. Isn't that laughable??

Abeg go wack...that is your solution. Next

Animegirl:
I noticed right from when I clocked 17 till my current age, 22, I'm always craving for sex, even though I'm still a virgin.

Most times, my Vajay go through a whole arousal cycle during sleep, to the extend of relieving the tension. The first time, this happened to me, I was really scared because I have never indulge in any form of self-service.

I dunno what to do, I always fantasize having sex with almost all the good-looking guys but I'm still single, never dated before.

Nevertheless, I presume, I am hornier than majority of people leading active sexual lives.

I've tried to engage in so many activities just to keep my mind of the butterflies I feel underneath, but it hasn't been easy . I'm quite a religious person and I'm not the type that loves to engage in casual sex but I'm now doubting myself at this point. I don't how if abstinence is the cause of this high sexual drive.

Also I told my close friend about my sexual drive but she gave me the dumbest reply, that I should get married. Like, I'm 22, still young, I don't want to be caged in my husband's house, when there is more to life than being married, at this age!!!! Moreover, I don't have any stable income yet, I'm just going to be a liability to myself and my would to be husband.

Is there any drugs, I can take to stop this constant horniness? Is this normal?

You are a MUMUMAN!! in asari's voice.

Cholls:
My brothers and sisters but why is this kind of thing being done by people from south south clan... Reminds me of this woman below... Hey! This is just a pattern I have observed I'm not tribalistic o

This is a super story......

SugarPapi:
So... I'm 39/m, married with 3 beautiful kids. Wife and kids are abroad, while I'm gainfully employed here in Nigeria. This is my story -

I've always been a chilled introverted guy with almost zero worries. I'm committed to my work and my work is also committed to me, at least, I'm able to send a healthy amount to my wife and kids in the Queen's country, every month. As a 'Manchelor', this is my daily schedule - wake up, go to work, close late, get home, play PS, skype the fam, sleep, rinse and repeat.

I seldom have time for social media, but once in a while, I log into Facebook and IG to catchup with friends. This was the beginning of my dilemma.

December of last year, I was scrolling on my timeline when I got a notif. Someone had liked my picture. I clicked through her profile and saw this young pretty girl. Honestly, I did not exactly fancy her at first, but I reciprocated the like on one of her pictures and logged of to bed.

When I woke the next morning, she had followed me. I followed back and thanked her for the follow in her dms.

This damsel was around 6ft, pretty, fair and easy on the eyes. She did not have any revealing or tight fitting clothes on her profile so at the beginning, I could not exactly place her physique.

We started chatting that day and as satan will have it, one day, I got leave from work. It was an unfateful Friday so I invited her to a day out at The Palms. We ate , watched a movie then when I wanted to book a ride for her back home, she said she'd like to know my house.

Tbh, I thought this was quite forward and voiced it. I love my Wife dearly. I love my children as well. I would never do anything to deliberately hurt them so I turned down her offer and booked the ride. She stays at Yaba, I at LP1.

She entered her ride and I did not contact her again.

Well, hello next morning!

Her WhatsApp call woke me up. It was a Saturday so I was at home. We spoke at length, she thanked me for the previous day and told me to at least allow her pay me back. "This girl sef!" I thought to myself.

We got to know each other better across the phone in that singular call and I felt it in my soul that she was a genuine one... not an 'InMessage' girl. She was a student at UNILAG in her 300l, studying Accounting. She was a really homely girl, light spoken and very respectful.

It was not yet mid-day when her cab to my house was 10 minutes away.

She came in, looking like a queen. Jeeez! Remembering that day sends shivers down my spine. Thankfully, I leave in a building all to myself so there no prying eyes to call Mama omo SugarPapi in faraway Ireland. My security guy opened for them, she alighted and paid the cab herself. WAWU!

She came and hugged me, we held hands as I pulled her in. She had not fully entered my house when I swept her off her feet, our lips crushed together in intense canoodle. Her tongue was probing inside my mouth as mine hers. Before I could process what was happening, she went on her knees and I felt my soul leave my body.

By this time, I had still not seen her body, so I led her to my guest room and my God!

Brief history... before this day, I had always considered myself an 'ass guy'. Actually, the few guys I consider friends know me as an ass guy. I loved huge melons but 'the behind' gets me most of the time.

Dear NLers, this girl's bossoms where neither ginormous nor small. They were just the perfect size and they stood! My God they stood! Firmly in my face, begging, begging to be...

I'm a 39yo guy and I confess that I have never experienced sex like that till that day! She was so sensual, so soft, no rush, no wrong. She mounted and rode me that day till I came. It has never ever happened before... not even with my partner and my she can f*ck!

It took every fiber of my being not to cry like a child as she rode me with ease and finesse. It was not that type of riding where the girl tries to burst your kidneys or emasculate you. It was focused on just my shaft and its cap. At some point, I was afraid I will pass out.

I had to quickly pull her off me before I pass out.

We ordered some take out, went at it three more times and around 8pm she was on a ride home. I told her to send me her account for me to send her something for the weekend. She out rightly refused and also refused me paying for her transport. WTH?! Abi na mami water tins?

Well it's been three months now and I can't seem to let her go. I have never experienced sex the way she does it. I confess that I may be catching actual feelings for her. I see myself jealous when she receives a call from her male counterparts, she once showed me a video she made with her ex. I was so angry. When she noticed my demeanour, she came, sat on my naked groin and whispered in my ears - "he is in the past, THE PAST".

I have to come voice out my predicament because she is now taking space in my heart. I can't do this to my family.

Guys, how do I 'divorce' this girl?

You won't believe in the last 5 years the govt has not developed or expanded any gas-related projects in this country.

ahuja12:
Buhari single-handedly destroyed this country completely!

Gas has a future but oil...infact na only palm oil and gnut oil go dey useful soon. Foolish Govt.

PeaceJoyLove:
This is a huge opportunity for private investments. Since Buhari's government lacks a good strategic vision plan, individuals should start looking into which spot to fill in the new energy value chain.

Gas and oil will not live long. This I am sure of. I understand why the Nigerian government is still living in the last, but reality will always be faced one day.

You are not into her but she has access to the point of washing your clothes....make you dey deceive yourself you hear.

Maks27:
Having a girlfriend is the last thing on my mind now but there is this girl that's forcing herself on me.

In the street this girl announced to everyone that she is my girlfriend when I have never asked her out.

If I go out and she sees me, she will hold my hands, hug me and even try to kiss me in presence of people so they will think we are dating.

What happened today made me annoyed, we had our Global prayer walk in RCCG today and when we reached out destination everyone looked for bike to go home. This girl forced herself on the bike I took and sat down in between in front of everyone. She will appear in my house without permission, wash my clothes. Call me I don't know why.

She is fine and okay as a lady o. Infact alot of guys in the street are hailing me for having the best girl in the street but I am not just into her and any girl for now.

People of Nairaland how do I settle this matter

They will get contracts anonymously i bet you.

Omanambala:
The guy us still a learner; APGA top dogs like Ozonkpu Ike-Oye and Vic Umeh are too wealthy to scramble for appointments in Soludo government....this is Anambra!

Moet Nectar Rose 22 bottles for 750k, that's like 34k each bottle for Ox wey i know.... THAT IS NOT CORRECT.

drkrest:
60,000 naira for 30 bottles of coke
54000 naira for 36 table water

Thank goodness some of us are becoming civil....but make una no slaughter am later ohhh.