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Heyy I've found my family! Ain't no April-born gathering without me...... I'm the launcher!! April 1 baby

kinglekan:
Wee u show me behind thz scenes?

smh You are a terrible person

Sojebrand:
I catch ona dis time, imagine weytin ona start dis year with. Make ona fear God ooo

Lmao
We have to keep our positions!
I shall not be 'chanced' this year!

Op I pity you!
By the time they catch you, they'll use you for asun!
Sho loofe gboran ni

Bovi don't mind those celebs that like to fall hand anyhow jare. You're my guy anytime, any day

kinglekan:
The one wey u snap don do. Oya post am

No Jo *in Falzthebahdguy's voice* Ham a veri shy pelzin

kinglekan:

Hehehehehe, Make him clear for road nah. Nor be only him pishure we come look.

By the way you are not too late. Something tells me you would give these other ladies a run for their money when it comes down to beauty.

Am i right or RIGHT?

Osheyy!
Thank you.
Errr...... Let's not be so hasty to conclude on that.
There are a lot of beautiful ladies on Nl o

Aww! I got here late

kinglekan you are evil! You should have left him to keep on posting na

DonUjay:
.So if your Boo's Lips are succulent what do you want us to do? Seriously! You should Have come to this world as a Kettle

This killed me!!! ROTFL!!

Oliviaarims:
I can't fathom how sb can be a student and not know how to read...

Reading doesn't come easy to some people o.
There are some people who fall asleep as soon as they pick up a textbook.




My advice is, develop a genuine interest in the topic. Read it casually at first, finding some areas that may interest you, then, it'll be easy to study it.
When I was in year 2, I picked up a year 4 textbook and I found myself more interested in it than in my very own textbook. Because I was in so much tension with my own textbook, I couldn't concentrate.
So my best bet is reading casually to develop an interest.

You know those slaps that give you temporary memory loss? I will give you repeatedly.









After that I'll take you to the hospital and pay the bill

Tbh... I really think it would be cool
But then that danged insecurity comes along and I may feel self-conscious when I cook.
I really think it would challenge me to be a better cook cos, mehn, no husband o'mine is gonna be bragging to me about being a better cook! No way! My pride cannot take such a heavy blow

Op you have the wrong naijabo.y Its naijaboiy (with an 'i' before the 'y') Happy new year guys.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Go na!
I free you [/color]

Happy new year

Happy new year Nairaland family!! Have a prosperous new year.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]when you left me all alone in the cold for so long,what were you expecting?

Well my other concubines who were ready and prepared to cater for my needs came along to do your job.

I deserve an unreserved apology from you. [/color]

Shameless fellow
Just look at yourself!
Concubines? And you want apology? God forbid that I apologise to such a disloyal man

Decker:
No, you don't sound like a love struck teenager. You are just being honest, which is good.

Thanks for the... compliment. You seem intelligent too and from what I can see on your dp, you look kinda sexy.

A compliment from my crush
My year has been made
Hehe! Thanks

Decker:

But how can you be crushing on me when you haven't seen me before?

No, its not a crush based on looks. Its just from your posts. You're intelligent with a bit of humour. Oh my goodness.... I sound like a lovestruck teenager. smh

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]how can I stop flirting when you are busy crushing on someone else [/color]

How won't I find someone else to crush on when your name is on the lips of every woman on nairaland? So unfaithful!

I so love Mr.cork (edited it before he'll coman yab me here now with his 'Peckam' English about not being light skinned. I would bleach for you baby)

Decker, I have a crush on you (I am not liable for this. I honestly don't know anything about this)

Naijaboiy, I see you flirting around o

Even OBJ is in support. Lmao @ relocate to Ghana

But wait o....... OBJ is on Twitter?! I choose to believe that someone operates the account for him.

FFK is like the most unserious fellow I have ever heard of. Guy can never keep his mouth closed

adepiero:
Do you work with Jumia!
FYI, I know him

Yes I do

idupaul:
LMAO !!!!! Me sef just tire with these bloggers and hyping.. Them want make this marketer enter trouble for office ..Jumia Chief indeed

That's exactly what I meant.
If he was a Jumia Chief, people working in Jumia would obviously know him.

fanysteve:
GOD bless you my brother ,BE CALM AND EXPECT TO HEAR THE DEATH OF PMB,HE WILL GO FOR THAT 6MONTHS LEAVE AND HE WILL NEVER RETURN.

You need to cleanse your evil mouth
What kind of curse is that?
If we say people don't have sense now, they will start wailing.

menesheh:
And if you fail to compare both, you maybe under illusion. They are all freedom fighters.

You are the one under illusion.
Did you ever see Mandela insulting his leaders? Even with how terrible they were? He never did. He never incited his people to war. Tell me, if there's war now, you think Kanu will be there? Haha. I laugh in Japanese.
Let me not even start about comparing him with Jesus because this post will not even end!
Freedom fighters ko! Kanu is a trouble maker, nothing more!

Please this guy should stop posting this nonsense. Comparing Kanu to Mandela and Jesus?!! Like who does that? Who even thinks up such arrant bullcrap?!
Dictatorial or not, these 2 deserve to rot in isolation in Kirikiri and that is what will happen!
Kanu---How can a person who has committed treason be free? Free for what? To do what? Baba goan sleep jo! The punishment for that is capital-DEATH! He's even lucky he's still alive. Rubbish man. Doing nonsense upandan! Taaa! Gerarahia mehn shii!
Dasuki-----This one is dead and gone. No hope for you. Just keep listing the names of your partners-in-crime. Greedy, pot-bellied, olojukokoro, inconsiderate man!

hatux:
Do you have to know everyone

@topic, happy married life to them.

No no
I didn't mean that in a rude way.
I was just wondering since he was called a Jumia Chief and I happen to know a lot of people there. That's all

May they have a marriage filled with all the good things life has to offer.

teadrake:
Ehya....you're pained,sorry oooo. are you kanu's brother?

Lmao

He needs to be locked up in the deepest, darkest dungeon and the keys thrown away so as to prevent further poisoning of people's minds

Please who is this guy in Jumia Because I really have not heard of him.