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 Politics › Re: Mimiko Is Real Awoist —HID Awolowo by Troll: 2:52pm On Jan 05, 2013 |
Huh!?  Okay! I Give Up!!! I'm Outta Here  |
| Family › Re: Being The Only Male Or Female Child: How Does It Feel Like? by Troll: 5:35pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
[size=13pt] It Feels Like Paradise On Earth (Literally)  I'm Not Bothered And I Can Mess Around With Nobody Interfering With My Privacy Infact I'm Happy I'm Single, Alone And Free  I Get To Watch P.ORN On My Own Without Fear Of Someone Spotting Me. I Can Fart Anytime I Want. And I Can Choose To F.uck Who And When I Like My Peeps Ain't Home Always, So It's Fun To Run The House Anyway I Like. Who Knows I May Throw A Nairaland Themed HouseParty One Of These Days. [/size]...#NowPlaying Bruno Mars - Lazy Song |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Balotelli And Mancini In Training Ground Fight by Troll: 7:04pm On Jan 03, 2013*. Modified: 9:28pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
Billyonaire: Body language on the pictures tell me the Manager is a slowpoke and is the initiator of the wahala.True Talk Man. I Saw The Full Clip. Earlier Pictures Released Made It Look Like Balotelli Was Trying To Attack The Coach, He Had Already Been Cursed And Criticized By Fans And Players Alike. But Later Picture Updates And Stories From Some Of The Press Suggests That Balotelli Infact Was Being Pulled Of Forcefully By His Coach (Mancini) Because Of A Late Tackle At Scott Sinclair. This Infuriated Mancini Who Shouted At Balotelli To Get Out Of The Pitch And Later Forcefully Tried To Shove Him (Mario) Out. If Not For The Intervention Of The Assistant Coaches It Might Have Gotten Out of Hand. Balotelli Had To Quit Training And Drove Off. To Me I Think It's Embarassing For Mancini To Stoop So Low To Be In A Tussle With Someone Like Balotelli Who We All Know Is A Stubborn Dude. He Should Know Better That Shouting And Trying To Push Mario Forcefully Will Only Bring Out The Worse Side Of The Lad. He Ended Up Disgracing Himself In Public, When He Should Have Simply Ordered Mario To Sit Out In A Polite Manner Or Sent The Security Team To Do The Job For Him If Mario Is Proving Stubborn. SMH At Mancini And Balotelli For The Public Show Of Shame. This Is A Reflection Of Indiscipline And An Incompetent "Disciplinarian". 1 Like |
| Music/Radio › Re: Banky W - Yes / No (Video) by Troll: 4:28pm On Dec 30, 2012 |
[size=13pt] The School-Boy Sitting Down Looks Like My Former Class Captain. I Love The Song Anyways; Even If They Shot The Video In A Toilet I'll Still Rate It 10/10 [/size] ...Typing From The Boys Quarter Of The Girls Hostel Of One School Like That In Lagos (Nigeria) |
| Politics › Re: Fashola Begs Dangote To Take A Picture With Him by Troll: 3:57pm On Dec 30, 2012 |
[size=14pt]Something Tells Me Somebody Is High On Soured Kai-Kai; It's Either The OP or Fashola (If True) [/size] 4 Likes
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| Politics › Re: Describe Nigeria In Few Sentences........... by Troll: 3:40pm On Dec 30, 2012 |
valicious1: African Country with most ethnicity andOMG!? Well, I Don't Know About You All But As For Me And My Household We Are Proudly Nigerians Nigeria: Great Nation Good People 2 Likes |
| Education › Re: Are Smartphones Affecting Our Written And Spoken English Skills? by Troll: 4:10pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
@OP [size=13pt] Is English My Language Or Are You A Learner!? [/size] ...Typing From My Nokia 3310 With GPS, 3G, WIFI & Bluetooth 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: D'banj Apologizes For Poor Organization Of Koko Concert by Troll: 3:56pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
[size=13pt] Apology Accepted. Although I Wasn't There My Own Private Koko Concert Was Tha Bomb BTW Three More Dates Before I Kiss Her Arse GoodBye Brand New Year, Brand New Everything [/size] |
| Family › Re: , by Troll: 3:39pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
[size=16pt] I Love Cats...Ezpecially Gentle Ones I'll Marry A Feline Over One Whining Biitch [/size] |
| Car Talk › Re: Pictures Of A Lady Riding Okada by Troll: 2:27pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
[quote author=Sisi_Kill]See why we tell people to try to leave their villages once in awhile...To expand their horizon. You don't even need to enter plane to do that these days oh....a quick trip to Cotonou down the street and this won't seem so out of this world. What next. ..Picture of a woman wearing Pants? Mumu!  Where Did You Think This Was Taken. Or Is It Because You Saw Dstv Dish, You Think Say Na City? Come to my village and see ladies riding bikes to the farm. And Erm Sista, not all villages in Nigeria are as backward as your village. We get light, private schools, small firms and even large-scale mechanised farms for our place. Try to dey travel around Naija once in a while to see places and not just shuttling between your village and obodo oyinbo like you only do. Otondo |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Berlusconi To Pay Ex-wife $48M A Year Divorce Settlement! by Troll: 2:05pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
Na Wa O $48mils!? This reminds me of my bros. He Had To Give Up His 2 Kids And House To A German Biitch Just Because She Didn't Want To Live With Him In London. Like Seriously, He Found A Better Job In London And The Biitch (A Housewife O) keeps Nagging that she can't leave germany for anywhere. The stupid german court had to award her half of his estate and custody of the children until they are adults. I hate European women with passion they don't believe in making it work in marriage. All they're after is your wealth. Thank God He's married to a Nigerian now and with two Naija kids. Me na to dey nack oyinbo women akpako na him me I go dey do. But marriage is strictly for my african women. |
| Celebrities › Re: Photo Of Genevieve Nnaji's Parents by Troll: 12:26pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
Who Force Pale Wear Sweater!? Mama Genny Looks Like Complete Action Woman. One That Is Ready To Beat The Old Man Up If Him Bleep Up (Yes It Happens) See As The Man Sit Down Gentle. Pale No Want Him Wife Wahala ...Come To Think Of It, Is Genny Married? Or She's Still Searching For A Gentle Man Like Her Papa? Boys Of Nowadays Eye Dey Shook O. Dem Ready To Beat You On Top Your Money. I Wish Her The Best Sha. |
| Science/Technology › Re: Chinese Farmer Builds Wind-Powered Car In 3 Months by Troll: 2:21pm On Dec 28, 2012 |
LeCoq: Chinese product...hope it will last.Even If E No Last Wetin You Don Build!? Aproko 2 Likes |
| Family › Re: If You Found Out Your Adopted Child Was Stolen? by Troll: 2:11pm On Dec 28, 2012 |
[size=13pt] OMG!? ...ANYWAYS ME I GO KEEP AM SHA, MY OWN NA MY OWN, ALL JOIN [/size]...#NowPlaying Lagbaja - Omo Jaye Jaye |
| Health › Re: Why Do People Yawn At The Same Time by Troll: 1:47pm On Dec 28, 2012 |
[size=14pt] #NowYawning While Reading This Thread [/size]
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| Music/Radio › Re: Koko Star Concert Or Star Trek ? by Troll: 1:31pm On Dec 28, 2012 |
[size=13pt] Me I Did My Own Koko Concert At Home. I Introduced My Black Mamba To One Of My Neighbour's Daughter...No Harsh Trekking Involved...Na Quality Sucking All The Way [/size]...Typing From The Back Seat Of My Brother's Sienna While Waiting For My Dia Blessing To Come Take Banana Till She Go Yo! 7 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Your Wish For Nigeria In 2013? by Troll: 12:27pm On Dec 28, 2012 |
I Wish A Law Should Be Made That All Religious Clerics Obtain A Minimum Of Higher National Diploma Before Being Recognised As A Bonafide Religious Leader. Since Their Followers Adhere To Their Religious Leaders Ways/Teachings, Every Religious Leader Must Be A Graduate And Promote Education Extensively. We Know Our Islamic Brothers Are Found Wanting In This Criteria, Some Church Pastors Too Must Be Thoroughly Scrutinized As Per Their Educational Level. That's My Own Opinion Anyways. |
| Politics › Re: Rochas Orders Security To Beat-Up Anyanwu For Using Siren by Troll: 12:16pm On Dec 28, 2012 |
[size=13pt] See As The Woman Package The Story. Women! Quick To Play The Gender Card Whenever They Feel Insulted. I Dey Laff But E No Reach My Mind [/size] ...#NowPlaying PSY - Gangnam Style 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: AY Insults Basketmouth On Twitter!! by Troll: 11:54am On Dec 28, 2012 |
[size=13pt]Huh!? We Need To Write A 'How To Use Twitter" Manual For Some Of Our Celebs [/size]...#NowPlaying The Weeknd - Remember You (ft. Wiz Khalifa) 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Presidency Defends Anenihs Appointment by Troll: 11:41am On Dec 28, 2012 |
take dat: Okupe is a gluttonous liar and a career pottymouth whose stomach dictates his intellectual acumen by defending the absurd, finger pointing and buck passing the failure of his boss to others!@Take Dat In Short Take 5ive You dished it out wella! On Point! |
| Music/Radio › Re: 12 Quality Albums Of 2012 That Did Not Record Commercial Success by Troll: 12:13am On Dec 28, 2012 |
Me I'm waiting For Black Magic's Album. Infact I'm drooling with saliva to eat that CD. Ma koje rush rush. With songs like Repete, Fantasy, Confam, Tomorrow, Foreigner And Rainbow I no wan hear say the album don come out and I no know And not forgeting the monster hit "Badstar" by Black Magic & Aikon (3WiseMen) Infact I So much love the Syndik8 Crew (Lynxx, Blink, Black Magic, Nedu and Aikon) 1 Like |
| Music/Radio › Re: Do You Like Rock Music? What's Your Favourite Band? by Troll: 11:39pm On Dec 27, 2012 |
@inspbado You forgot to add Ed Sheeran - The A Team I think he's the most underrated artist from the U.K. His album (+) was tha ish. My favourite rock album still remains Nickelback's Darkhorse. My favourite rock video is Maroon 5 - She will be loved, While my favourite Rock legend is Kurt Cobain from Nirvana (R.I.P Forever 27) ...I prefer to download songs and videos from itunes store though. You get lyrics and full album art. It's fun playing these songs from an ipod/iphone. (That's the only thing I like about Apple though) |
| Music/Radio › Re: Do You Like Rock Music? What's Your Favourite Band? by Troll: 11:19pm On Dec 27, 2012*. Modified: 11:42pm On Dec 27, 2012 |
Yayy!...Me love Temptations too. Rick James Especially (The Superfreak The king of Punk-Rock) R.I.P My favourite Rock Bands are Queen, NickelBack, ColdPlay, Maroon 5, Linkin Park, Nirvana, GreenDay, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Metallica, Bon Jovi, Limp Bizkit, I'm a rock freak in fact. My favourite Rock solo musicians are Kid Rock, Boni Tyler, P!nk, Avril Lavigne, and the list goes on... |
| Celebrities › Re: Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant by Troll: 11:03pm On Dec 27, 2012 |
pfii: My role model is Preggy.........I'm so happy for u *kisses*Let's make a sex-tape together (if you're a bootyful female ofcourse) She's my role model too! 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Four Arrested Over Alleged Plan To Bomb Enugu Airport by Troll: 8:36pm On Dec 27, 2012 |
[size=16pt] Moderators! This Thread Should Be Moved To The Jokes Section With Immediate Effect!!! [/size] 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Obasanjo's House Is Presently On FIRE ! by Troll: 8:30pm On Dec 27, 2012 |
seedord247: Shey baba self dey blow Fire crackers?Dat baby monkey sure looks like a newly adopted OBJ kai |
| Phones › Re: Blackberry On List Of 10 Brands Likely To Disappear In 2013 by Troll: 8:07pm On Dec 27, 2012 |
[size=17pt] This Is My Beloved Bebe In Whom I'm Well Pleased HATERS BACK-OFF!!! [/size] 2 Likes
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