₦airaland Forum

lefulefu:
see u
lots of other guys in ur position will jump at the opportunity
forget she is fatter than a whale
forget she is older than u by 16 yrs
it doesnt matter
she is a about to be a doctor
she"s a fuking american
green card for u
marry her and become an american citizen
even though u dont like her u can still tell ur parents to arrange a nigerian wife for u back home in naija wen u are with ur yankee wife
u will be sneaking back during easter and xmas to visit ur naija wife
u can tell ur yankee wife that ur naija wife is ur younger sister if she happens to know
na so ur mates dey do am
grab the opportunity while its still hot and bcome a yankee citizen

StacyO:
Hmmmm
Really??
I'm sure it does



Do you have a number 6 sir??

LadySarah:
Pls can someone recommend lactose free milks available in Nigeria for newborns.
It is very urgent.

Any info is greatly appreciated

StacyO:

TRUTHaDDICTED:
Yet again you're wrong, the Thread is not just about Cultism but it encourages you and your likeminds to SayNoToCultism

TRUTHaDDICTED:
Forget about your insolent attacks against me which will likely backfire since I was right after all. Considering the level of IQ, I don't think you can make any headway because you may be an adult but you sound so childish, probably you were trying to hype some jokes.

Ent3rpreneur:
Nigeria CAN NEVER get better.
Anyone that says otherwise is either an impractical optimist or a mad man.

P.S
The internet never forgets. You might win this election and even a higher post but invariably this account might be exposed and your political opponents will use it against you.

I weep for zoogeria.

TRUTHaDDICTED:
Now observe the grammatical exhibitions of a political office aspirant and his level of social IQ and tell me if this individual possess any leadership character neither [s]does he have any goodwill for the people he intend to represent.[/s]

okpanachil:
And what happens when your competitor is also a member of NAS?

mmrinn:
If this is true, you'll not really regret it. NAS dey call am "Xmassing", not "blending". NAS is now more like a social club than confra. Secrets nor even dey inside again. When you finish xmas, you go be deckhand. For one year, you nor go fit talk for MITs. Zero barking for you. NAS dey bark "Ahoy Seadogs!". Deck names or pyratical names dey start with "Ahoy" too.

After some time, you go gravitate to weather beaten, brime stone coated, and then become a tortugades after many years of sailing.

Inside NAS, you find kings, professors/academics, career workers, bankers, businessmen, politicians, etc.

If you have questions about NAS, ask and I'll answer here for you. This applies to others too.

Casan0va:
At the stroke of 12 noon, came a supersonic boom
One week, one idiot, was the theme
This week was different, this propagandist had a dream
To brainwash as many gullible as he could
Feed them lies and half-truths like you give a child food
Alas! Someone believes he will join a cult group to become elected
At the end of the day, he'll be rejected, dejected
"Brothers! Brothers!! Una no go help me?"
"Your mama no dey here, your papa no dey here", they chorused
"All man for himself", and they disembarked
Man was so confused, betrayed, and he was a man that was so focused
Oh, the evils of cultism. . . .

Nickshrapnel:
So with all that have been said, you still wan blend? I await your sob story one day

forexguruu:
i have a question guys. we all belive or are made to believe that NAS aka pyrates dont indulge in fights .
now lets say a pyrate is in a club and a normal fight ensues with another guy who happens to be a cultist too. say aye, or baga or ban. the fight gets serious to the extent where the guy beats the nas guy to coma, or maybe kills him accidentally in the process, will nas go for retaliation?
verse versa, lets say a stubborn nas beats a baga or aye or any other cultist to coma or death, will they also come for nas members for revenge? i am asking because i have never heard of these guys having a way or killing before

DAVE5:
Just got the Reno 3 pro

The phone charges to 100% in about 30minutes

That’s sweet, the Oppo guys told me the charger alone cost 15000

edlion57:
I no know why I still der see their phone as inferior phones,if to say I get money I for try their products

ZINIBANKS:
Almost all the girls will qualify

ExBanker:
Nairalanders, I want you to judge if the conditions I gave this girl is okay or it is too much

I met this girl around June this years. I really liked her. As I was asking her out, I was always taking care of her. Buying her stuffs, giving her allowances and supporting her. Then the relationship started last month officially when we smashed. I continued to take good care of her. But note that before we officially started dating, she showed half interest. She wasn't really into the relationship. When we started dating, she showed same attitude.

Her much elder sister is a hair dresser. Like 7 years older. She lives with the sister. The sister shop is in one hidden corner. They hardly get customers. So both of them are always broke. I have being supporting them. This month, their rent is expiring. They intend to move to a better location. The new shop is N75k per year. My girlfriend asked me for support. I said I will give them N50k by August end. Since they were expecting N50k from me, they gathered all the money they have home and abroad and paid advance of N30,000 for the new shop to secure it. Last week, my girl asked me for N7k for something. I told her I don't have. I am gathering money for the N50k. It is a lie sha. the money is already there.

She then asked me to borrow her. She will pay me back. So I gave her. By weekend, she was acting funny. I told her I am tired of the relationship. She should forget it. It turned to quarrel. Then she left. We quarreled on phone till Monday. I think they felt bad that I am leaving out of the deal to help them secure the shop. On Monday, the sister called to quarrel with me too. Imagine.

After everything, today, my girlfriend called to apologize. I told her that I have forgiven her. But, for our relationship to continue, there is one condition. She asked me what condition. I told her that despite the fact I have being supporting her and her sister, both of them still had the gut to talk to me anyhow. I will only continue the relationship if I will be having sex with the 2 of them. She was shocked. She wanted to start talking nonsense. I told her to shut up and relay my condition to her sister. Let the sister call me to tell me if she agrees.

Is my condition too harsh or it is okay?