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Might go into solar biz.....

Business is the one....investments as well
Politics (the tribalism on there tryna turn me into a tribalist lol)
Romance _sexuality (the reason I joined nairaland sef lol dem lonely days there)
Celebrity (when bored)
I do dabble in computer/programming forum trying to link up a software tester, so far none

When it's raining and there's poor visibility, turn your Headlights ON but in dipped setting.

He's lucky he's got bodyguards around him......in some ends the rolly wouldve been finessed long time

I went to the wrong school

When I do something bad and have to tell my parents, I just imagine there are people out there that's done things way worse than I did. They've done unspeakable things and still get accepted back by their family/loved ones so if they could be forgiven and accepted why shouldn't I...lol
That's how I do it. You have to tell your parents big man, believe me whatever the outcome you'll feel better you told them.

It just pains me they've got the coolest name ever...
ND Avengers

Lol oP the billy goat

Athletico deserve to be leading by now tbh

grayht:
I beieve most of these insecticides are organophosphate nerve poisons. The nerve poison often inhibits
cholinesterase, an enzyme that breaks down acetyl choline (ACh), a neurotransmitter. With extra ACh in the
nervous system, the cockroach has muscular spasms which often result in the cockroach flipping on its back.
Without muscular coordination the cockroach cannot right itself and eventually dies in its upside down-
position...

Cockroach sciences baba

How come Anambra didn't make top 3?

How a team can have Iheanacho, Ighalo, Onazi, Iwobi, Enyeama, Moses, Musa and still not win cups is beyond me.

stiflerdrug:
Lol so true.. exactly same with my sch.. wasn't der till my senior year tho..so I only suffered

Which school did you attend?

youngice:
Which federal school did you attend

Lol Fgc Nise, Anambra state. You?

ishowdotgmail:
Well here in Aamerican boarding is quite different cos I didn't school in this goddam country men!

You missed out fam

Lol you forgot to add these:

Scaling the fence and going home/going to the market to get more provisions/watch football match

Selling/cooking indomie, rice, spag, yam lol ( I miss them days Meehn)

When you call uncle or Aunty or parents to send airtime so you could sell it and use the money. So now you're walking around the hostels in search of a buyer

Feigning sickness when it's time for labour lol

Hiding under the bunk during labour

"Taxing" junior students on resumption day or visiting day.

Making your school sons get you something to eat

General lashing:the day of reckoning, I always dreaded this day as a junior student. After the lashing Na your body go tell una

And so?

Used to crush on this lady bad....the day I learnt she got married was one of the saddest days of my life

Chase currency, disregard females.

I just want to let y'all know I specifically clicked on this thread to see boobs..
Needless to see I won't be needing this coconut oil anymore

0rex:
They are subtly passing a message about their irrelevance.

Loooool wickid

The guys in the pic tho...see their legs like spaghetti

adeememman:
Sad, this is what happens when poverty has eaten deep into the populace and someone somewhere thinks he can become a millionaire overnight. Its possible but the chance is very slim maybe less than 1%. Chai, Baba ijebu and Aja 4 customers may not like this news.

Lol baba I didn't have to read the article to know it was a silly bet amongst his peers or something...not baba ijebu

What a sad long story...didn't read it but rip Prosper
What a sad way to go

KillerFrost:
"Football made in Anambra"
Spot On!



This got me cracking tho

Why? Is it an impossible feat?

Has to be the light skin one, Bread

Proud of him
Not for the video leakage tho

Happened to me once....happened to be the worst 15 days of my life..I was always in deep thoughts, sweating and missing my bus/train stops. Even lost hella weight....turned out she was just kidding.

Your one might be different tho, congrats pops