₦airaland Forum

See eyelashes like bird wings

Two little dickie bird sitting on a wall...
One named Peter, one named Paul..
Fly away Peter, fly away Paul..
Come back Peter, come back Paul.

This one wey she no open bobbi....adupe o

Looks good tho

R.I.P Franc

Boko haram suck ya madda

Lol man said second day in costody
Couldn't read the rest after that

Medium.... She's like My Martha Ankomah

When I see her me sing say I cork your bumper sit down pon it, gyal ya pumpum good and yuh fit.

You guys see masquerades, I see the solution to our unemployment

How does Police function in Nigeria....I mean how do they catch bad guys cos as far as I know there're no CCTV, finger prints or even DNA stuffs to keep track of people....

So one of the most fantastically corrupt countries is trying to help another fantastically corrupt country solve its issues....noice
_{I wonder at what cost}

Why was he kneeling.... No more empty seats?, respect? Or perhaps he was asked to kneel down as punishment

Everyday on nairaland is a US/UK/SWITZERLAND Nigerian politicians looted money return day.....

This is where game of thrones got the idea for their throne

Raarh I need to get on this fish ting....@oP your pond looks neat and I bet the fish are healthy
Happy sales

we all know how it ends when it comes to Naija, EFCC and assets...all initial gra gra to make people happy and then they get settled behind the scenes and everyone forgets all about it in 2 weeks

I know the man shoulda been more careful but sometimes a lot of these females just go outta their way to trap these guys especially when you're rich and famous...
Sister Uju good luck in all ya future endeavours and Burna too

Omo see as the boy fresh like fresh tomato... Everything I see now looks like tomato, Lord help me.
And tomorrow Na Sunday, no stew

Thought there are people who study dem agriculture and food science thingy...can't they make tomatoes an all year crop

Omo meehn Na to import uk tomatoes be that o

Martha Ankomah

Rumour has it the man is missing

Won't lie... I watch porn, even though I don't enjoy it

But now I've replaced it with drawing and research and ting

Sleekyshuga:
LOL.. You know Ken Katas ?

That man finished us with inspirational quotes in secondary school as my dad will always make reference to one of his books, Excessive sleep; killer of destiny.


Hehehehehehe.. He used to visit my secondary school for inspirational quotes, lessons, and competitions.. I remember an 8 hours reading non stop competition he scheduled for us in JSS3, and only one girl could hit that mark ..

Lol...he came to my boarding school back then and made people turn in their contrabands to school authority...
It was mad...people running and crying and turning in phones, indomie, sardines etc. I thought it was jazz

jossi994:
lol, whazzup naw? Whats the latest concerning that dude? I remember him from about 8 years ago..

Lol.. When he came to my secondary school I didn't go to see him. I got to attend one of his seminars two years later tho.
It was at his seminar I first heard aspire to acquire to require to perspire..lol

I fly so many times a year I should rent sky- M I Abaga

I've read same story a thousand times... For toto mind now she be Ken Katas

I only go on there for the almost-nude girls

It's like viewing a lighter guilty free porn

@Seun you really need to make some changes on here as well... Give us more emojis or at least enable me use my phone ones

Lol where was this Hazard all season

edwife:
What did Watford do to Norwich? The flogging no be here.

Lol 'tis the fear of relegation

Chelsea = shite

Lol Traore should've scored that

For real Liverpool need a set-piece specialist

No one cares blud